Hello, People, I'm back. This is a one shot, and it's short... but it's hilarious... poor Naruto...Well here you are.

Can't Feel the Love By- Darkest-Poison91

"I couldn't believe my ears when I found out you'd left, Hyuga." There was no response from the young woman running in front of Gaara. He was sure this was the elder Hyuga girl, Hanabi was in Konaha, and he had seen the Byakugan blood limit of the Hyuga clan. "Don't ignore me, Hyuga, I know it's you."
"How? You don't even know me, Kazekage-sama. How could you know who I am?" He smirked.
"Simple. I saw your Byakugan, I know your sister resides in Konaha, and I know what she looks like."
"Humph, whatever." Hinata continued to run, completely ignoring him.
"Don't 'humph, whatever' me! Why'd you leave?!" Hinata spun around, stopping suddenly.
"It's none of your business why I left!"
"It is my business!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!" This went on for several minutes, before Naruto, who had been watching the whole time, decided to put an end to their fight.
"Caan you feeel the loove toniight?!" he attempted to sing (key word, attempted, however, our poor fox-possessed friend was tone deaf, and, well, you can imagine how it came out) while leaping from behind a tree. Poor Naruto did not realize that he was within striking distance of Hinata, and could not have imagined the events that followed.
Hinata spun around, arm extended, and back-handed Naruto accross his face.
"No, Naruto, we can't feel the fcing love tonight! Now shut the fc up!" And with that said she spun on her heel and took off toward the Hyuga complex, leaving a stunned and confused Naruto to and an amused Gaara behind.

Well, what do you think...? I thought it was funny... but then again, my sense of humor sucks.
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