Title: Femme Party
Summary: Girls gone wild! Even the femmes need a chance to relax once in a while, and today is one hot day on Cybertron.
The Autobot feemes were like the most funny of all people on Cybertron because they founght a lot and made Shockwave sad from his 1 eye. But they did like a lot of work for everyone all the time so they had to take a day off!
So anyway they invited everyone to come to the party even SHockwave who was lonely so he came even nice to them and then ehty dance to music with Blaster and Suondwave and SHockwave and Laserbeak who realy like ladies and Megatron and Starscream was like ":ahahaha girls date me" but none of the femmes would because they were like S"tarscream youare handsome we admint but you are so ugly inside your spark which is black like oil " so he was sad but more mad and told Matraontro that he would not put up with so many things to insult him.
When he went outside he punched a lot of peoople he was so mad and then he saw a girls iting alone all by herself in a place away from where everyone else was so he waned up to her and said "hello Elita 1 A Optimus Prine girlfrind" and she looked up and saw it was Strarscream she said "Sarscream did you come to see me while Im all alone I'm sad because Optimus dumped me last night he said he was seeng Chromia" and Starscream new that was a lie Optimus really loved her he said so and Optimus was a good guy
Stascream felt bad for Elita because someone played a brank on her and made her think that Otpunusm din't love her so he togt out his phone and called Optimus he said "Optimus Prime it's me Starartrcream I have your girlfriend hostage!" but then he rermember he was going to fix the problem not make it worse Optimus asaid "I want her back how did you get her from me you friend!" and Starscream said "Wait it was accident I want to say she thinks you kised Chromiuan on her mouth and she doesn't know you like I do but you wouldn't do that right Optimus Prrime?"
Optimus paiucesed ***paused for a long time and said "OK starscream let me tal;k to my girflreidn and Starsceram gave him the phoene and she said "Optimus why did you kiss Shromia" and Lotiimus said "I dodn't Eliat I don't know why you think that because I was baking with Spike and Sparklplug ALL DAY!" he sounded avery mad and Starscream was scared but Eliteat got mad very md
"You don't lie to me Optimus!"
He said to her "I know I don't" and then they were laughing so hard and Starscream sat back to relax and smile, lok up at the stars
"I did a good deed today" he said queietly and a gift fell from Prius into his lap it was a new part for his Null Ray he waved up at Primus in the sky and said "Thank you"
The end!