Hello everybody. This is another pointless story from me. Although this was actually an assignment I had to do. I was supposed to write a Morality Play. Which if anybody knows what a morality play is, its stupid. I had to tell a story with characters that represent situations and events in our society.
In other words its kind of like a satire... only wierder. Much wierder.
Most people in my class are doing it about drug use, or suicide or gang violence or something "cliche" like that. I figured I would do mine on the problem plaguing our society the most...
Stupid movies and the people that like ot watch them.
Anyone who knows me knows that I am very anal retentive about movies, I think a whole lot of them suck quite alot of ass. In this story I will do my best to have a representation of every bullshit genre of film that I hate so much in this story, and hopefully it wont be as stupid as I see it being. but it probably will.
Okay, without further delay, let us start the story.
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Movies: A Morality Play
This is the adventure of two people named Intelligent minority and status quo.
These two individuals were on a quest to reach the land of entertainment. Which is a land where everybody is happy. Minority and status Quo wanted to see this great place of enjoyment for themselves.
On there way Minority and Status Quo met numerous individuals that would try and help them on there way.
Minority- Hey Quo, How great do you think the land of entertainment is going to be?
Status Quo- Buddy, It is going to be big and flashy and amazing! I am sure it isnt too far away.
Minority- I hope not. Hey who is that?
The two adventurers run into a big muscular man in a tank top with two huge hand cannons in his hands.
Status Quo- Hello sir, we are trying to reach the land of entertainment, do you know the way?
The man- oh yah! I know da way der! My nem is Stereotypical action movie with an inplaussible story line and no real purpose except for an excuse to blow stuff up and do pointless and idiotic things!
Minority- uh.... okay. well thanks anyw-
Status Quo- WOW! we could really use you on our journey. Im sure you will get us there much faster, why dont you join us?
Minority- Now, wait, buddy, I dont think thats such a good-
Action Movie- Yah! I'd lawve to cawm wit you guys! I will get you der in no time!
And so they continue their journey. Action movie leads the way and all the while, he blows up small things he sees on the road, sometimes birds, sometimes trees, sometimes bridges that they needed to cross in order to continue on their journey. So now they wander and hope to reach the land of entertainment when they run into another fellow traveler.
Woman- Hey you guys! where are you all headed?
Status Quo- We are headed to the land of entertainment. We are a little lost though, do you know the way?
Woman- Sure I know the way, My name is stupid corny contrived rediculously campy teenage movie starring a talentless overpaid pop singer who discovers herself in a steroetypical coming of age adventure about nothing that hasnt been done hundreds of times before!
Minority- ummmm.... is that one word or two?
Status quo- Well, we definently need you then, you seem like you know what your talking about. Please join us on our quest.
Action Movie- Yah, definetly!
Minority- Guys, I dont think we sh-
Action- Quiet or I break your knee caps!
Minority- ummm... okay
Pop Movie- Oh you guys, hehe, lets go
And so they do. Pop movie now taking the lead, she takes them wandering, but after an hour and a half they end up right back where they started and they realise nothing was accomplished whatsoever.
Pop Movie- wow, isnt this fun you guys?
Action movie- Yah, it shore is! I think we wull be der in no time!
Minority- Actually I think we are wandering farther and farther away from entertainment. I think every single step you are taking us is leading us in the wrong direction.
Status Quo- What are you talking about, Minority? I think she knows exactly what she is doing.
Pop movie twirls her hair between her finger.
Action Movie- Woah! Who is dat?
A Tall fellow in baggy clothes walks up to them with a joint in his mouth!
The man- Yo, fools, where ya'll goinz?
Pop Movie- We are all trying to find the land of entertainment.
Action Movie- Yah. do you think you cawn help us?
The man- Help ya'll? Shit, jigga, I am the mutha fuckin King of entertainment! My name is stupid comedy that devotes every single minute of my existance to glorifying drug use by making every joke involving weed or a bong or some kind of narcotic because I advertise even the meer concept of it as cool and as being the funniest thing in the world and I cant try mature humer because all I want to talk about is weed weed weed! Of course I can take you to the l-iz-and of Entertainment Bo-oy! follow me!
Minority- I really dont think we should do that, I mean-
Status Quo- Oh come on, Minority, you know you can count on him to get you to entertainment, I mean, just look at the man!
Drug Movie- Straight up, Beotch! just let me smoke some weed first.
With drug movie at the lead they continue their travels. Drug movie runs into trees at a constant frequency, then does some more hits of marijuana, and over all they cover a distance of a half a mile before drug movie decides he wants to go to sleep. They decide this is a good place to rest for the night.
Action movie spends the night blowing more things up for no apparent reason. Pop movie lays on the ground in a mildly suggestive, but more teasing than anything possition and pretends as though she isnt trying to be a sex symbol beneath her "virgin"esque behavior. Drug movie sleeps with a bong in his hands and just repeats the word "weed" again and again in his sleep. Status Quo listening to the sounds of unnesseary explosions, enhaling the taste of illegal narcotics and observing the barely legal visuals of flesh before him, he feels that the land of entertainment cant be too much farther away.
The Intelligent Minority tucks himself away in the corner away from these individuals knowing full well they dont know the first thing about entertainment and are leading him farther and farther away from their intended destination. He keeps his mouth shut anyways.
and so the journey to entertainment land, continues...
In other words its kind of like a satire... only wierder. Much wierder.
Most people in my class are doing it about drug use, or suicide or gang violence or something "cliche" like that. I figured I would do mine on the problem plaguing our society the most...
Stupid movies and the people that like ot watch them.
Anyone who knows me knows that I am very anal retentive about movies, I think a whole lot of them suck quite alot of ass. In this story I will do my best to have a representation of every bullshit genre of film that I hate so much in this story, and hopefully it wont be as stupid as I see it being. but it probably will.
Okay, without further delay, let us start the story.
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Movies: A Morality Play
This is the adventure of two people named Intelligent minority and status quo.
These two individuals were on a quest to reach the land of entertainment. Which is a land where everybody is happy. Minority and status Quo wanted to see this great place of enjoyment for themselves.
On there way Minority and Status Quo met numerous individuals that would try and help them on there way.
Minority- Hey Quo, How great do you think the land of entertainment is going to be?
Status Quo- Buddy, It is going to be big and flashy and amazing! I am sure it isnt too far away.
Minority- I hope not. Hey who is that?
The two adventurers run into a big muscular man in a tank top with two huge hand cannons in his hands.
Status Quo- Hello sir, we are trying to reach the land of entertainment, do you know the way?
The man- oh yah! I know da way der! My nem is Stereotypical action movie with an inplaussible story line and no real purpose except for an excuse to blow stuff up and do pointless and idiotic things!
Minority- uh.... okay. well thanks anyw-
Status Quo- WOW! we could really use you on our journey. Im sure you will get us there much faster, why dont you join us?
Minority- Now, wait, buddy, I dont think thats such a good-
Action Movie- Yah! I'd lawve to cawm wit you guys! I will get you der in no time!
And so they continue their journey. Action movie leads the way and all the while, he blows up small things he sees on the road, sometimes birds, sometimes trees, sometimes bridges that they needed to cross in order to continue on their journey. So now they wander and hope to reach the land of entertainment when they run into another fellow traveler.
Woman- Hey you guys! where are you all headed?
Status Quo- We are headed to the land of entertainment. We are a little lost though, do you know the way?
Woman- Sure I know the way, My name is stupid corny contrived rediculously campy teenage movie starring a talentless overpaid pop singer who discovers herself in a steroetypical coming of age adventure about nothing that hasnt been done hundreds of times before!
Minority- ummmm.... is that one word or two?
Status quo- Well, we definently need you then, you seem like you know what your talking about. Please join us on our quest.
Action Movie- Yah, definetly!
Minority- Guys, I dont think we sh-
Action- Quiet or I break your knee caps!
Minority- ummm... okay
Pop Movie- Oh you guys, hehe, lets go
And so they do. Pop movie now taking the lead, she takes them wandering, but after an hour and a half they end up right back where they started and they realise nothing was accomplished whatsoever.
Pop Movie- wow, isnt this fun you guys?
Action movie- Yah, it shore is! I think we wull be der in no time!
Minority- Actually I think we are wandering farther and farther away from entertainment. I think every single step you are taking us is leading us in the wrong direction.
Status Quo- What are you talking about, Minority? I think she knows exactly what she is doing.
Pop movie twirls her hair between her finger.
Action Movie- Woah! Who is dat?
A Tall fellow in baggy clothes walks up to them with a joint in his mouth!
The man- Yo, fools, where ya'll goinz?
Pop Movie- We are all trying to find the land of entertainment.
Action Movie- Yah. do you think you cawn help us?
The man- Help ya'll? Shit, jigga, I am the mutha fuckin King of entertainment! My name is stupid comedy that devotes every single minute of my existance to glorifying drug use by making every joke involving weed or a bong or some kind of narcotic because I advertise even the meer concept of it as cool and as being the funniest thing in the world and I cant try mature humer because all I want to talk about is weed weed weed! Of course I can take you to the l-iz-and of Entertainment Bo-oy! follow me!
Minority- I really dont think we should do that, I mean-
Status Quo- Oh come on, Minority, you know you can count on him to get you to entertainment, I mean, just look at the man!
Drug Movie- Straight up, Beotch! just let me smoke some weed first.
With drug movie at the lead they continue their travels. Drug movie runs into trees at a constant frequency, then does some more hits of marijuana, and over all they cover a distance of a half a mile before drug movie decides he wants to go to sleep. They decide this is a good place to rest for the night.
Action movie spends the night blowing more things up for no apparent reason. Pop movie lays on the ground in a mildly suggestive, but more teasing than anything possition and pretends as though she isnt trying to be a sex symbol beneath her "virgin"esque behavior. Drug movie sleeps with a bong in his hands and just repeats the word "weed" again and again in his sleep. Status Quo listening to the sounds of unnesseary explosions, enhaling the taste of illegal narcotics and observing the barely legal visuals of flesh before him, he feels that the land of entertainment cant be too much farther away.
The Intelligent Minority tucks himself away in the corner away from these individuals knowing full well they dont know the first thing about entertainment and are leading him farther and farther away from their intended destination. He keeps his mouth shut anyways.
and so the journey to entertainment land, continues...