OKAY. I apologise profusely for not having updated my other two stories in so long; I've been distracted by YEAR 12.
As for this.
Basically, this is an MSN chat log. I'm sure you'll figure the rest out.
June 18
SWilliams73 has signed in (9:32pm)
J13 has signed in (9:47pm)
J13 says: Sarah.
SWilliams73: er hi
SWilliams73: do i know you?
J13 says: Irrevocably.
SWilliams73: ..ok then
SWilliams73: are u from college?
J13 says: No.
SWilliams73: elementary school then?
J13 says: Hardly.
SWilliams73: where do i know u from then?
J13 says: You know me better than you think.
SWilliams73: ...okaaaay.
SWilliams73: are you going to tell me who you are?
J13 says: You know very well who I am.
SWilliams73: i'm sure.
SWilliams73: listen, i'm gonna go now.
J13 says: Very well. We shall converse again soon enough.
SWilliams73: whatever you say
SWilliams73 has gone offline (9:59pm)
J13 says: Precisely.
J13 has gone offline (10:00pm).
June 25
J13 signed in (6:00pm)
SWilliams73 signed in (8:18pm)
J13 says: Good evening.
SWilliams73: hi
J13 says: You had a pleasant outing I presume?
SWilliams73: yeah it was alright
SWilliams73: how do you know i went out?
SWilliams73: are you there?
SWilliams73: hello?
J13 says: I suppose my guess must have been lucky.
SWilliams73: ookay
SWilliams73: so where did you get my email address from?
SWilliams73: are you there?
J13 says: I'm here.
SWilliams73: well?
J13 says: How is brother Toby?
SWilliams73: so you're one of toby's friends?
SWilliams73: from school?
J13 says: No.
J13 says: Although we have been acquainted.
SWilliams73: you and toby?
J13 says: Yes.
SWilliams73: right
SWilliams73: yeah he's okay
SWilliams73: a bit rebellious
J13 says: Rebellious?
SWilliams73: yeah
J13: In what sense?
SWilliams73: well he rebels alot
J13 says: Against anything in particular?
SWilliams73: i dk
J13 says: Sorry?
SWilliams73: i dont know*
SWilliams73: havent you used cyber slang before?
J13 says: I'm afraid I'm unfamiliar with electronic abbreviations.
SWilliams73: ok
SWilliams73: you know what that means right?
J13 says: Yes.
SWilliams73: What about lol?
J13 says: Indulge me.
SWilliams73: oook
SWilliams73: lol stands for 'laugh out loud'
J13 says: And when is it used?
SWilliams73: when somethings funny i guess
J13 says: I see.
SWilliams73: and lmao means 'laughing my ass off' and rofl means 'rolling on the floor laughing'
J13 says: How amusing.
SWilliams73: R u being sarcastic?
J13 says: Not at all.
SWilliams73: ok
SWilliams73: oh, and brb means 'be right back' and gtg or g2g means 'got to go'
SWilliams73: and you say that when you have to leave the convo
J13 says: 'convo'?
SWilliams73: conversation*
J13 says: Ah.
SWilliams73: u should use some slang
J13 says: And why is that?
SWilliams73: u type faster
J13 says: Perhaps.
J13 says: I shall have to practice.
SWilliams73: well i'm on basically all the time after school
J13 says: 'on'?
SWilliams73: online* as in on the computer
J13 says: Oh, I see.
SWilliams73: and when you want to show ur doing an action, you use *s
J13 says: *?
SWilliams73: yes
SWilliams73: but like this
SWilliams73: *smiles*
J13 says: I see
J13: *Nods*
SWilliams73: yeah, thats good
J13 says: Thankyou.
SWilliams73: So why are you such a cyber virgin?
J13 says: Lol
SWilliams73: what funny?
SWilliams73: whats* funny?
J13 says: Your choice of words amuses me.
SWilliams73: haha J13 says: In answer to your question, I've never before used one of these 'computers'.
SWilliams73: what are you using, a mac?
J13 says: A computer.
SWilliams73: yeah, but is it a mac?
J13 says: What is a mac?
SWilliams73: It's a type of computer by apple
SWilliams73: lol dw
SWilliams73: dont worry*
J13 says: I shan't.
SWilliams73: u talk weird
J13 says: Do I?
SWilliams73: really formal
SWilliams73: and polite
SWilliams73: its just weird
J13 says: My apologies.
SWilliams73: How old r u?
J13 says: You would not believe me if I told you.
SWilliams73: try me
J13 says: I'd prefer to keep my age a secret.
SWilliams73: whyyy
SWilliams73: ur not really old are you
J13 says: Lol SWilliams73: anyway J13 says: So. Sarah.
J13 says: What are your avocations?
SWilliams73: theyre hobbies right
J13 says: They are
SWilliams73: well
SWilliams73: i like drama
SWilliams73: i listen to all different genres of music depending on how im feeling
SWilliams73: i like playing baseball
SWilliams73: and i go birdwatching on weekends
J13 says: Birdwatching?
SWilliams73: yeah
SWilliams73: i like birds
SWilliams73: and i had a bit of an experience with one a few years back that made me scared of them for a bit, lol
J13 says: Really?
J13 says: What happened?
SWilliams73: an owl flew in through the window and clawed at me
SWilliams73: sounds pretty stupid now, but it was scary at the time.
SWilliams73: are you still there?
J13 says: I'm here.
SWilliams73: did you go somewhere?
J13 says: No, I was merely contemplating your comment.
SWilliams73: what about it?
J13 says: Never mind.
SWilliams73: do you like birds?
J13 says: I suppose I do, yes.
SWilliams73: well i guess we have something in common then J13 says: We have much more in common than you think.
SWilliams73: ...
SWilliams73: ???
SWilliams73: like what?
SWilliams73: i still don't know your name
SWilliams73: you say some creepy stuff sometimes
J13 says: My apologies.
SWilliams73: thats ok
SWilliams73: are u going to tell me your name?
SWilliams73: helloo??
SWilliams73: J13?
SWilliams73: are you still there?
SWilliams73: fine then, don't talk
SWilliams73 has gone offline (10:38)
J13 has gone offline (10:40)
June 28
J13 has signed in (3:00)
SWilliams has signed in (5:42)
J13 says: Good afternoon
SWilliams73: helloo
J13 says: Pleasant weekend?
SWilliams73: yeah it was good
SWilliams73: yours?
J13 says: Marvellous
SWilliams73: why, what did you do?
SWilliams73: u there?
J13 says: I revisited a once-familiar place and saw an old acquaintance of mine.
SWilliams73: thats nice
J13 says: It was indeed. And how did your weekend compare? What did you do?
SWilliams73: ermmm i did some hw
J13 says: Pardon me?
SWilliams73: homework, lol.
SWilliams73: and birdwatching on saturday was great
J13 says: Oh really?
SWilliams73: yeah, i saw an owl
SWilliams73: a white one
J13 says: But you don't like owls...?
SWilliams73: i didn't for a bit, but it was the first one ive seen since that incident i told you about
SWilliams73: and the fact it was broad daylight when i saw it made it even more special
SWilliams73: it was like a barn owl but bright white
SWilliams73: like a snowy owl
SWilliams73: you know what im talking about right?
J13 says: Of course.
SWilliams73: have you ever seen an owl during the day?
J13 says: Lol
SWilliams73: what?
J13 says: Yes, I have.
SWilliams73: pretty special
J13 says: Yes.
SWilliams73: sooooooo
J13 says: Sarah
SWilliams73: yeah
J13 says: Do you like to read?
SWilliams73: sometimes, yeah
SWilliams73: i don't have much time for it anymore
J13 says: What genres are you interested in?
SWilliams73: eerrrmmm
SWilliams73: well i read magazines more than anything
SWilliams73: but fantasy novels are always awesome when you're stressed and you just want to escape from everything
SWilliams73: do you know what i mean?
J13 says: I believe I do.
J13 says: Does that happen often?
SWilliams73: what happen?
J13 says: Your yearning to 'escape from everything'?
SWilliams73: more than it should
J13 says: I understand.
J13 says: Do you have a favourite fantasy novel?
SWilliams73: these are really strange questions
J13 says: I apologise.
SWilliams73: thats okay
SWilliams73: how about i ask some
J13 says: Please.
SWilliams73: okay
SWilliams73: erm
SWilliams73: how old are you?
J13 says: You've asked me that before.
SWilliams73: oh yeah, and you didn't answer
J13 says: Nor do I plan to.
SWilliams73: why not?
SWilliams73: Is it because you're a creepy old pervert?
SWilliams73: haha sorry
SWilliams73: kidding
SWilliams73: well since you won't tell me, can i ask what you do?
J13 says: As in, my job?
SWilliams73: yes
J13 says: I own and manage a castle and its vicinity.
SWilliams73: wow
SWilliams73: wait, WOW
SWilliams73: you must be really rich
J13 says: My finances suffice.
SWilliams73: haha
SWilliams73: so you must live in edinborough or something like that?
J13 says: Something like that.
SWilliams73: awesome
SWilliams73: do you like it?
J13 says: My castle?
SWilliams73: yeah
J13 says: I don't know.
SWilliams73: ..
SWilliams73: well, are you happy?
SWilliams73: ???
SWilliams73: are you still there??
J13 says: Happiness is a luxury I have lacked for many years.
SWilliams73: woah, emo much
J13 says: I'm sorry?
SWilliams73: emo means emotional
J13 says: I am not emotional.
SWilliams73: you just said you lacked happiness
J13 says: I do.
SWilliams73: well then you must be emotional
J13 says: How so?
SWilliams73: well if you're not happy, you must be sad
SWilliams73: and it must suck being sad all the time
SWilliams73: you have friends though right?
SWilliams73: don't they make you happy?
SWilliams73: what about a gf?
SWilliams73: or a dog?
J13 says: A 'gf'?
SWilliams73: girlfriend*
J13 says: Ah.
SWilliams73: well?
SWilliams73: ??
J13 says: Despite having friends, I am lonely. Despite having wealth, I am poor. I have no dog, though I take responsibility for many hundreds of creatures. And no, I do not have 'a girlfriend'.
SWilliams73: well
J13 says: Yes?
SWilliams73: sounds like the only thing you need is a big hug
J13 says: Lol.
J13 says: Perhaps you could provide?
SWilliams73: haha
SWilliams73: seriously though
SWilliams73: it sounds like you're missing out on something J13 says: And that something is ...?
SWilliams73: I don't know
SWilliams73: but you'll have to figure that out if you want to be happy
J13 says: I suppose I will.
SWilliams73: well i'm here if you ever need someone to chat to
J13 says: Thankyou Sarah.
SWilliams73: No probs
J13 says: And likewise.
J13 says: If you ever need me, all you need to do is call.
SWilliams73: email* haha J13 says: Yes.
SWilliams73: Well
SWilliams73: it's late
SWilliams73: and i have school tomorrow
SWilliams73: soooo byeeeee
J13 says: Goodnight.
SWilliams has signed off (10:22)
J13: Sweet dreams.
J13 has signed off (10:24)
WOO.
Okay, so don't ask how you-know-who got hold of a computer, or Sarah's email address; all shall be concocted and explained in the next chapter, if there is one.
BASICALLY there is no more to this thus far.
I need to know if this is worth continuing before I spend valuable homework time writing the succeeding chapter(s).
So please, review my writing with encouragements or criticisms, suggestions or complaints. I just need to know my stuff is being read and appreciated.
And finally, THANKS FOR READING :)
