OKAY. I apologise profusely for not having updated my other two stories in so long; I've been distracted by YEAR 12.

As for this.

Basically, this is an MSN chat log. I'm sure you'll figure the rest out.


June 18

SWilliams73 has signed in (9:32pm)

J13 has signed in (9:47pm)

J13 says: Sarah.

SWilliams73: er hi

SWilliams73: do i know you?

J13 says: Irrevocably.

SWilliams73: ..ok then

SWilliams73: are u from college?

J13 says: No.

SWilliams73: elementary school then?

J13 says: Hardly.

SWilliams73: where do i know u from then?

J13 says: You know me better than you think.

SWilliams73: ...okaaaay.

SWilliams73: are you going to tell me who you are?

J13 says: You know very well who I am.

SWilliams73: i'm sure.

SWilliams73: listen, i'm gonna go now.

J13 says: Very well. We shall converse again soon enough.

SWilliams73: whatever you say

SWilliams73 has gone offline (9:59pm)

J13 says: Precisely.

J13 has gone offline (10:00pm).


June 25

J13 signed in (6:00pm)

SWilliams73 signed in (8:18pm)

J13 says: Good evening.

SWilliams73: hi

J13 says: You had a pleasant outing I presume?

SWilliams73: yeah it was alright

SWilliams73: how do you know i went out?

SWilliams73: are you there?

SWilliams73: hello?

J13 says: I suppose my guess must have been lucky.

SWilliams73: ookay

SWilliams73: so where did you get my email address from?

SWilliams73: are you there?

J13 says: I'm here.

SWilliams73: well?

J13 says: How is brother Toby?

SWilliams73: so you're one of toby's friends?

SWilliams73: from school?

J13 says: No.

J13 says: Although we have been acquainted.

SWilliams73: you and toby?

J13 says: Yes.

SWilliams73: right

SWilliams73: yeah he's okay

SWilliams73: a bit rebellious

J13 says: Rebellious?

SWilliams73: yeah

J13: In what sense?

SWilliams73: well he rebels alot

J13 says: Against anything in particular?

SWilliams73: i dk

J13 says: Sorry?

SWilliams73: i dont know*

SWilliams73: havent you used cyber slang before?

J13 says: I'm afraid I'm unfamiliar with electronic abbreviations.

SWilliams73: ok

SWilliams73: you know what that means right?

J13 says: Yes.

SWilliams73: What about lol?

J13 says: Indulge me.

SWilliams73: oook

SWilliams73: lol stands for 'laugh out loud'

J13 says: And when is it used?

SWilliams73: when somethings funny i guess

J13 says: I see.

SWilliams73: and lmao means 'laughing my ass off' and rofl means 'rolling on the floor laughing'

J13 says: How amusing.

SWilliams73: R u being sarcastic?

J13 says: Not at all.

SWilliams73: ok

SWilliams73: oh, and brb means 'be right back' and gtg or g2g means 'got to go'

SWilliams73: and you say that when you have to leave the convo

J13 says: 'convo'?

SWilliams73: conversation*

J13 says: Ah.

SWilliams73: u should use some slang

J13 says: And why is that?

SWilliams73: u type faster

J13 says: Perhaps.

J13 says: I shall have to practice.

SWilliams73: well i'm on basically all the time after school

J13 says: 'on'?

SWilliams73: online* as in on the computer

J13 says: Oh, I see.

SWilliams73: and when you want to show ur doing an action, you use *s

J13 says: *?

SWilliams73: yes

SWilliams73: but like this

SWilliams73: *smiles*

J13 says: I see

J13: *Nods*

SWilliams73: yeah, thats good

J13 says: Thankyou.

SWilliams73: So why are you such a cyber virgin?

J13 says: Lol

SWilliams73: what funny?

SWilliams73: whats* funny?

J13 says: Your choice of words amuses me.

SWilliams73: haha J13 says: In answer to your question, I've never before used one of these 'computers'.

SWilliams73: what are you using, a mac?

J13 says: A computer.

SWilliams73: yeah, but is it a mac?

J13 says: What is a mac?

SWilliams73: It's a type of computer by apple

SWilliams73: lol dw

SWilliams73: dont worry*

J13 says: I shan't.

SWilliams73: u talk weird

J13 says: Do I?

SWilliams73: really formal

SWilliams73: and polite

SWilliams73: its just weird

J13 says: My apologies.

SWilliams73: How old r u?

J13 says: You would not believe me if I told you.

SWilliams73: try me

J13 says: I'd prefer to keep my age a secret.

SWilliams73: whyyy

SWilliams73: ur not really old are you

J13 says: Lol SWilliams73: anyway J13 says: So. Sarah.

J13 says: What are your avocations?

SWilliams73: theyre hobbies right

J13 says: They are

SWilliams73: well

SWilliams73: i like drama

SWilliams73: i listen to all different genres of music depending on how im feeling

SWilliams73: i like playing baseball

SWilliams73: and i go birdwatching on weekends

J13 says: Birdwatching?

SWilliams73: yeah

SWilliams73: i like birds

SWilliams73: and i had a bit of an experience with one a few years back that made me scared of them for a bit, lol

J13 says: Really?

J13 says: What happened?

SWilliams73: an owl flew in through the window and clawed at me

SWilliams73: sounds pretty stupid now, but it was scary at the time.

SWilliams73: are you still there?

J13 says: I'm here.

SWilliams73: did you go somewhere?

J13 says: No, I was merely contemplating your comment.

SWilliams73: what about it?

J13 says: Never mind.

SWilliams73: do you like birds?

J13 says: I suppose I do, yes.

SWilliams73: well i guess we have something in common then J13 says: We have much more in common than you think.

SWilliams73: ...

SWilliams73: ???

SWilliams73: like what?

SWilliams73: i still don't know your name

SWilliams73: you say some creepy stuff sometimes

J13 says: My apologies.

SWilliams73: thats ok

SWilliams73: are u going to tell me your name?

SWilliams73: helloo??

SWilliams73: J13?

SWilliams73: are you still there?

SWilliams73: fine then, don't talk

SWilliams73 has gone offline (10:38)

J13 has gone offline (10:40)


June 28

J13 has signed in (3:00)

SWilliams has signed in (5:42)

J13 says: Good afternoon

SWilliams73: helloo

J13 says: Pleasant weekend?

SWilliams73: yeah it was good

SWilliams73: yours?

J13 says: Marvellous

SWilliams73: why, what did you do?

SWilliams73: u there?

J13 says: I revisited a once-familiar place and saw an old acquaintance of mine.

SWilliams73: thats nice

J13 says: It was indeed. And how did your weekend compare? What did you do?

SWilliams73: ermmm i did some hw

J13 says: Pardon me?

SWilliams73: homework, lol.

SWilliams73: and birdwatching on saturday was great

J13 says: Oh really?

SWilliams73: yeah, i saw an owl

SWilliams73: a white one

J13 says: But you don't like owls...?

SWilliams73: i didn't for a bit, but it was the first one ive seen since that incident i told you about

SWilliams73: and the fact it was broad daylight when i saw it made it even more special

SWilliams73: it was like a barn owl but bright white

SWilliams73: like a snowy owl

SWilliams73: you know what im talking about right?

J13 says: Of course.

SWilliams73: have you ever seen an owl during the day?

J13 says: Lol

SWilliams73: what?

J13 says: Yes, I have.

SWilliams73: pretty special

J13 says: Yes.

SWilliams73: sooooooo

J13 says: Sarah

SWilliams73: yeah

J13 says: Do you like to read?

SWilliams73: sometimes, yeah

SWilliams73: i don't have much time for it anymore

J13 says: What genres are you interested in?

SWilliams73: eerrrmmm

SWilliams73: well i read magazines more than anything

SWilliams73: but fantasy novels are always awesome when you're stressed and you just want to escape from everything

SWilliams73: do you know what i mean?

J13 says: I believe I do.

J13 says: Does that happen often?

SWilliams73: what happen?

J13 says: Your yearning to 'escape from everything'?

SWilliams73: more than it should

J13 says: I understand.

J13 says: Do you have a favourite fantasy novel?

SWilliams73: these are really strange questions

J13 says: I apologise.

SWilliams73: thats okay

SWilliams73: how about i ask some

J13 says: Please.

SWilliams73: okay

SWilliams73: erm

SWilliams73: how old are you?

J13 says: You've asked me that before.

SWilliams73: oh yeah, and you didn't answer

J13 says: Nor do I plan to.

SWilliams73: why not?

SWilliams73: Is it because you're a creepy old pervert?

SWilliams73: haha sorry

SWilliams73: kidding

SWilliams73: well since you won't tell me, can i ask what you do?

J13 says: As in, my job?

SWilliams73: yes

J13 says: I own and manage a castle and its vicinity.

SWilliams73: wow

SWilliams73: wait, WOW

SWilliams73: you must be really rich

J13 says: My finances suffice.

SWilliams73: haha

SWilliams73: so you must live in edinborough or something like that?

J13 says: Something like that.

SWilliams73: awesome

SWilliams73: do you like it?

J13 says: My castle?

SWilliams73: yeah

J13 says: I don't know.

SWilliams73: ..

SWilliams73: well, are you happy?

SWilliams73: ???

SWilliams73: are you still there??

J13 says: Happiness is a luxury I have lacked for many years.

SWilliams73: woah, emo much

J13 says: I'm sorry?

SWilliams73: emo means emotional

J13 says: I am not emotional.

SWilliams73: you just said you lacked happiness

J13 says: I do.

SWilliams73: well then you must be emotional

J13 says: How so?

SWilliams73: well if you're not happy, you must be sad

SWilliams73: and it must suck being sad all the time

SWilliams73: you have friends though right?

SWilliams73: don't they make you happy?

SWilliams73: what about a gf?

SWilliams73: or a dog?

J13 says: A 'gf'?

SWilliams73: girlfriend*

J13 says: Ah.

SWilliams73: well?

SWilliams73: ??

J13 says: Despite having friends, I am lonely. Despite having wealth, I am poor. I have no dog, though I take responsibility for many hundreds of creatures. And no, I do not have 'a girlfriend'.

SWilliams73: well

J13 says: Yes?

SWilliams73: sounds like the only thing you need is a big hug

J13 says: Lol.

J13 says: Perhaps you could provide?

SWilliams73: haha

SWilliams73: seriously though

SWilliams73: it sounds like you're missing out on something J13 says: And that something is ...?

SWilliams73: I don't know

SWilliams73: but you'll have to figure that out if you want to be happy

J13 says: I suppose I will.

SWilliams73: well i'm here if you ever need someone to chat to

J13 says: Thankyou Sarah.

SWilliams73: No probs

J13 says: And likewise.

J13 says: If you ever need me, all you need to do is call.

SWilliams73: email* haha J13 says: Yes.

SWilliams73: Well

SWilliams73: it's late

SWilliams73: and i have school tomorrow

SWilliams73: soooo byeeeee

J13 says: Goodnight.

SWilliams has signed off (10:22)

J13: Sweet dreams.

J13 has signed off (10:24)


WOO.

Okay, so don't ask how you-know-who got hold of a computer, or Sarah's email address; all shall be concocted and explained in the next chapter, if there is one.

BASICALLY there is no more to this thus far.

I need to know if this is worth continuing before I spend valuable homework time writing the succeeding chapter(s).

So please, review my writing with encouragements or criticisms, suggestions or complaints. I just need to know my stuff is being read and appreciated.

And finally, THANKS FOR READING :)