Ever since I could remember I have been haunted and plagued by this monstrosity, this curse, that has made my life a living hell and that is…my butt chin. Yes I know that I was blessed with tremendous height and glorious hair. But my chin, my chin which has been compared to Kronk from this children's movie called the 'Emperors New Groove'. My gravitationally challenged brother, Dean, was blessed with a half-formed butt chin, however I was cursed with a full on booty chin. My father looked down on me in disgust. He loved my brother with his half-ass chin but alas my chin was too far gone. Jess, My sweet Jess, loved me for me. But then the curse of the chin got to her just like my mother. When I was feeling my lowest, I went to a plastic surgeon specializing in butt chins. But sadly, my condition was too severe. He said there was nothing he could even do to help minimize the chin. So now my readers, I tell you before its too late. Get checked for a butt chin. If your children have it get. them. fixed! Don't end up like me…