Description: It's April Fool's Day yet again, however things are a little different this year, for Kiku has come up with an organized system to ensure order and hilarity all at the same time…but what does this have to do with sizzling bacon among other strange things?

Disclaimer: I do not own APH. A tragedy I know, but in a perfect world............................I'm sure I would have to fight off legions of other fans to own it any way.

Author's Note: Yay! I'm finally back on here! I thought I should write an April Fool's story for Hetalia...though I really should finish What Hit Me which I so pitifully abandoned. T.T Oh well, here's the first chapter! (short I know, but...I'm supposed to be studying so don't tell my room mate!)

The meeting of the world was about to commence, but this was no ordinary meeting, oh no. It was March 31st, the day before the most anticipated holiday of the year for every nation and micro-nation alike. Neither politics nor crises were to be discussed today, but rather an even more important matter was to be decided upon. The annual April Fool's Day event had yet to be decided on; news that made those in the meeting room either twitch in excitement or twitch in fear. The years before, the nations had decided to try and organize the festivities through a series of nominations and votes; this however, did not go over so well. Let's just say all hell broke loose on that one day of the year. The following years it was decided that every year, someone different would decide by themselves on an event. This proved to be a little more manageable, but perhaps a bit more damaging to the nerves as well.

Over the past 4 years, 4 nations had been in charge of their own respective April Fool's Day: Gilbert, Elizabeta, Yao, and Ivan. Chosen randomly of course, this fateful year it was Kiku's turn to come up with an event. Majority could only guess of his plans for them all, though I'm sure they all prayed on the inside they wouldn't have a repeat of Elizabeta's catastrophe, 4 years prior. The thought of it made every male in the room shiver; but of course the female nations got off the hook.

Alfred and Matthew sat nearest Kiku on his right side at the head of the table; one grinning madly, the other trying to look cheerful. The European nations sat mostly in silence save for a few murmurs here and there; the Baltics of course putting as many people as possible in between them and Ivan. The Asian nations sat quietly as well, all-knowing and aware of Kiku's plans (of course Kiku would tell those close to him). Kiku himself was standing, shifting through a few papers in front of him. He might as well start the meeting soon or the room might burst from tension and pressure.

"Ah-hem…If…if I may start this meeting please?" Kiku's soft voice drifted across the spacious room as the small murmurs and whispers dulled.

"Arigato gozaimasu. Well, I am sure all of you know why we have gathered here today. Tomorrow is April Fool's Day and I must announce the event I have chosen for us to participate in. If you notice the paper envelopes I have placed in front of each of you…"

Kiku paused to indicate the brightly colored packages lying in front of every nation. "…inside of each, there is a piece of paper. On the paper you will find sets of instructions, all unique and different in their own ways. These are not intended for you yourself, but rather are to be given to another of your own personal choice. If presented one of these papers you are obligated to follow out the orders, no matter the circumstances."

All eyes now stared eagerly and wonderingly down at the envelopes scattered across the table. Surprisingly enough, no one moved or made a sound.

"Ano…The envelopes are not to be given out until tomorrow. Please use tonight to decide who you will be giving your envelope to…and please do not tell anyone of what is written inside your own personal envelope. Sore ga subete desu."

With that, Kiku collected his papers and silently exited the room; the door closing with a soft click. Every nation stared at the door, puzzling over what "sore ga subete desu" could possibly mean.

After a moment of complete silence the door re-opened and Kiku poked his head inside. "Gomennasai, I forgot to mention…you may open the envelopes." As soon as the Japanese man's head retreated back through the doorway, the sound of scraping chairs and ripping paper could be heard all throughout the room.

No one had any idea what kind of things were written on the small pieces of paper, and eager to find out, every nation attempted to snag the 'best' one. As everyone silently read over their particular instructions, the room began to empty out as one by one the nations left to return home.

Feliciano and Lovino walked leisurely out of the room; the younger brother looking a little puzzled and the elder smiling wickedly.

Alfred dragged Matthew as quickly as he could down the hallway, all the while laughing about how funny it would be to see Arthur do that, whatever that could possibly be.

Ludwig was grumbling about his paper being perverted while Gilbert pushed him through the doorway, Gilbird trailing behind; perhaps this wasn't going to be a so not awesome April Fool's Day after all.

Francis ranted about how romantic his instructions sounded to Arthur as the latter dragged a whining Peter behind him. He was sure he had heard Alfred mention his name.

Yao quickly hurried down the hallway as he followed behind Yong Soo and Hong Kong; he could feel a sense of danger approaching rapidly but he might have been imagining it.

Ivan strolled out of the meeting room, wearing his usual unnerving smile as Raivis, Toris, and Eduard trailed behind the taller man. Hopefully the Russian wouldn't try to give any of them his instructions.

Until tomorrow, none of them knew what exactly was in store for them...but perhaps they didn't really want to know.

Author's Note: I was planning on writing this before today, but I forgot/got lazy about it as I usually do. This story takes place on April Fool's Day, but I won't be able to finish it by probably anywhere near tomorrow. Whoops! Oh well, it doesn't really matter...please review! I know not much has happened yet but I have big plans for the following chapters...muahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you! :) . XD ^_^