Hiya. I haven't written anything in a while, so I'm trying to get back in the grove and all. Applying for high school has had me tied up for quite a while. But I'm back with some MR drabbles and such. But yes, ONTO THE STORY!

Disclaimer: I'm defiantly not a middle aged- really old man with the initials JP

Edit:*** There's some... ahem...raunchy language. Its just cause Max is in a really,REALLY bad mood. If you don't like, then I would say skip down to after the beginning dialogue. Sorry If I offend someone, but its only gonna be this bad in this chapter...:\***

" You're an ass hole!"

" I know."

" I hate you, you're such a bastard!"

" I'm sorry."

" Yeah, you're damn right you're sorry! I've got to put up with this shit all week long!"

"Yup"

"Go to Hell, Fang!"

" No thanks Max, I'm perfectly content here."

" Fuck you!"

" Anytime, anywhere. Just tell me when, Maximum." I said with a waggle of my eyebrows.

" You disgust me! Never touch me again!"

At this point I ducked the glass she had thrown at me and winced as it shattered against the wall.

"That's not what you'll be saying next week..." I countered in a monotone.

She growled at me and flung herself from the couch and went up the stairs in a zombie-like march. From my place in the kitchen I sighed and grabbed a few select items before sauntering up the stairs after her to her room. There, I knew she would be lying on her bed moaning about her life and how much pain she was in. Rolling my eyes, I opened her door to find her curled into a ball in the middle of her bed clutching her stomach. As expected.

I set the items on her bedside table and sat on the edge of her bed. I reached over and uncurled her, pulling her into my arms.

"Fang, it hurts so much...Just kill me now." she groaned.

" I know Max. Here, open your mouth" I replied as I held a Midol to her lips.

She opened her mouth and took the pill as I followed with the cup of water I brought. She drank it all, and I took the cup from her lips. Placing the cup back on the table, I cradled her in my arms as I shifted us to the middle of her bed. I lay back against the headboard and began to rub her back to soothe her. Her head was against my chest and I stroked her hair as I contemplated my place in the world. I was waiting for her medicine to kick in and I was trying to keep her as comfortable as possible. After a while I heard her whisper in a low tone, " Fang?"

"Yes?" I replied.

" I hate my period."

" I know."

" I don't want to be a girl anymore."

" Okay Max. I'm sure we could get you a gender reassignment."

" But that would make you gay, wouldn't it?"

" I suppose it would."

"... I love you, Fang."

" I love you too, Max"

Thanks for Reading! :) A review would make me vomit rainbows ! Thats a good thing by the way! Ive got maybe 5 or so chapters already written so I should update in the next week or so! But anyway, have a nice day/night! BYE!