Disclaimer: I dont own Naruto.
It was a beutiful day in the forest, so Konan (Purple haired lady) decided to take it easy, and go on a trip down to the waterfall for an outside shower, but out of nowhere came Pervvy Sage
"Ooo, shes Perfect!"
But little did he know Konen was an S, ranked Nin! He had no chance of sneeking a peek! So she Went on pretending not to notice the weird man behind her... Which was harder then one whould think it to be. Becuse he kept running into tree's, and tripping over stumps!
She thought to herself " What the hell is the matter with this old geezer?" As she laughed
She then dips a toe into the water. "Oh the water is a little cold today!" She says out load so the perv can hear her nearly makeing the Jariha's nose bleed. Then all of a sudden she disapers into thin air!
"waa? where'd she go?
then out of nowhere a kuni comes down and sticks jariha right smack down in the foot! It made kinda a thud noise as it hit into his flesh.
"Aaaaaaaahhh! Oh my god, my foot!"
"Haha serves you right, you nasty koot!" she said to the man who was now on the ground rolling in pain.
She then Kicks poor perv right into the side of the head! "knock Out!"
She sends her origami beast to drag his body away.
"now i can injoy my shower!"
"Man, i could stay here forever" She thougt to herself"
Just then at the Akatsuki's Lair
"man, where the ******* remote go? Did you go and lose it again, Kakuzu?
"Yeah, its my freaking memory! Know what Hidan, i think i have Old Timers Disease..."
"What, no ******* way! Please, dont let it be that! In Gods name, Noooooooooo! "
"Theres only one way to stop Old Timers, yeah un" Added deidara
"yeah right, its not going to get any better!"
"Says you Hidan, just let me explain okay, un!"
"What are we talking about?" asked Kakuzu.
Just then Hidan set his face on the coffee table, "****, we need help, and fast! What is it you where going to say Deidara?
"The only way to cure his Old Timers, is to..."
Alright people please help me come up with an idea here! make it as funny as possible then send me your ideas and i'll give you credit for it in my story Thanks for reading!