Okay so I'm back with more :D and just a heads up the bold is Myrnins comments on his time there... IF you are just that dumb not to figure it out xD

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Myrnins Trip to Jerry's Market.

On one of those rare days that Dannie Jean was 'suspended' from school and Myrnin was out for a bit to get doughnuts, she often found some interesting things in his lab. Notes on Claire like she was a test subject, pictures of Oliver through the slits in the blinds in his office. Notes wondering how to stop Oliver from throwing Barty at poor bystanders, how he has warned people to stay away from the ass raper. But the most intriguing thing she found was a list. Not just any list no. But a list on how he tried on many occasions to get kicked out of Jerry's Market, the store that is so oddly like Wallmart.

Scanning through the list she had to pause and re-read some to be sure that she saw what she thought she saw. And when it was true she moved on. Lets see if you are stumped at his actions, is it an experiment or a joke? Dannie Jean still wonders to this day, but she can never ask. Why? Because her snooping in the lab whilst Myrnin is gone will end. This is that list.

Jerry's Market To-Do list.

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
Do not do this. It gets you into too much trouble and the payoff is little.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the... store.
Okay, this is fun. But... don't do it.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
Watching the people from the corner was too much. I nearly wet myself.
4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.
*Clears throat* I'm not much of a football player, so not many people wanted to play.
5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him I need some tampons!"
*Grins* This was quite interesting. I hadn't known what tampons were until I the man directed me to the aisle, and I opened one of the packets, reading the very detailed instructions on how to use them. I bought a box for Amelie, though. I hope it will help with her PMS.
6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.
I had never known what kind of underclothing women wear this century. Until then.
7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.
Having known the undergarments of women after the first experience, my go at this was only a few minutes long.
8. Make a trail of tomato juice on the ground, leading to the girls restrooms.
I didn't quite understand this one, but the disgusted faces I saw when they looked at the red trail were quite disgusted.
9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy."
*Blush*
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in House wares," and see what happens.
The man turned white and ran away, screaming into his little handheld device, "To the House Wares section, NOW!"
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10.
*Grins deviously* I heard this music being turned on and quickly shut off so often throughout the rest of the trip to Jerry's Market.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
THEY ALWAYS SAW ME! It was as if they could see every move I made!
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
*Laughs* This was quite fun. A woman hugged me.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"
Some nodded in agreement, muttering about the prices.
15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.
Most women glared.
16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
Now, these undergarments I did NOT need to see.
17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
I didn't understand sacrifices, so I put a dead goat underneath the stand of one.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
Claire and I enjoyed a marvelous game of soccer, after she explained the rules to me. Well... she played for five minutes, and then I had to play by myself. *Frowns*
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
It really was, actually.
20. Put M&M's on layaway.
*Laughs evilly*
21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
Many confused people passed.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from their house.
I got Claire and her friends to join. But they only looked bored.
23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
*Gags from the memories* Those fresheners smelled HORRIBLE.
24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
They worked wonders.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come, Robin-to the Batcave!"
*Shrugs* I don't know what this was referring to.
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
Claire expalined "TP" was toilet paper. So... in short, the store was nearly entirely covered in 'TP' before the manager came to drag me out.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
The next day, I snuck in, wearing a mustache.
When I threw things, people screamed and I had to run before they caught me and tattled to the mean manager.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
I had to have a woman show me how to do this. It was very intriguing.
29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
I was sent away.
30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
Red velvet... *drools*
31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you admire your good looks.
Quite easy to do.
32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
IT WAS SO MUCH FUN!
Until a man reported me.
33. Take bets on the battle described above.
No one took me seriously.
34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!)
I was banned from the toy section. A man stood there guarding it from me.
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
*Smiles* The reaction was priceless.
36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.
*Bursts out laughing*
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
THIS IS MY THEME SONG!
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
I didn't fit, unfortunately. But... I believe Amelie could...
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
I put a baby in one. *Thinks* ...I hope its mother found it...
40. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
What are condoms?
41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
I did not stay to witness reactions, for the manager was standing not nearly twenty feet away.
42. Two words: "Marco Polo."
Ah! The man who created trading. Yes, what a man he was.
43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
I actually fell asleep with the pillows...
44. Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
Easily done.
45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" with various funnels.
Who is Madonna?
46. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them
This was quite amusing. A child started crying.
47. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another man, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.
Now, now. What's wrong with talking to yourself?
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, No, no! It's those voices again!"
Yes, the voices...
49. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
The scanner wouldn't work, and a woman slapped me.
50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
Wonderful. I got a free drink. ...Water from the drinking fountain from a little girl... but that is besides the point.