The year was 1412.
5 beings were sitting on the couch, watching dirty shows on the TV.
4 boys and a bear.
The first boy's name was Sushi Saihara. He was a man of the seesaw.
The second boy's name was Cock-ichi (kukuku). He was a dick-tator.
The third boy's name was Hajimeme.
The fourth and last boy's name was Komemeda.
And the bear's name was Monokuma.
They were all watching Cory in the House, at midnight.
And then, suddenly, Cock-ichi took Hajimeme by the legs, dragged him to the fridge, and started force-feeding him cabbage.
Komemeda knew Hajimeme was allergic to cabbage, so he cried out in distress. "No! Stop! My husbando is allergic to cabbage!"
Cock-ichi decided to be a little prick and keep force-feeding Hajimeme cabbage, though.
Sushi, being a man of the seesaw, decided to join Cock-ichi in his quest to vanquish Hajimeme by feeding him something he was allergic to.
Komemeda was crying out in terror as Monokuma joined in as well.
But as he saw the calm expression on Hajimeme's face, he realized Hajimeme was okay. Hajimeme gestured him to come over, so he did.
Komemeda looked at him. Hajimeme tried to smile, even though Cock-ichi was still feeding him cabbage. Komemeda decided that he should join in as well.
Although he hesitated a bit, he still did. And they fed Hajimeme cabbage the whole night. The end.