Double Dog Dare
Ichigo's POV
"C'mon it'll be fun"
"no"
"But you'll like it"
"...No"
"I double dog dare you to"
"...Fine"
And here is where my story starts, it was just a friendly chat with me and Renji when we decided to talk about girls. It's started out as joking about Byakuya then suddenly got serious, now i'm stuck with the short end of the stick, i have to make out with Kuchiki Rukia in front of her brother.
Me and Rukia had only been dating a few weeks and have only kissed once, so I'm wondering "how am i going to do this?"
That when it hit me, kiss first, run like a hell second and hopefully i can get past the Soul society's gates before Byakuya catches me.
-Soul Society... next day-
"Ichigo slow down!!!" cried Rukia as her arm was being pulled out of its socket. "Why did you pull me away from my cooking lessons with Inoue?" Ichigo shuddered at the thought.
"Um... Err... i have something i wish to discuss with you and Byakuya of the utmost importance." Rukia could instantly tell that Ichigo was up to something when he decided to use big words.
-20 Minutes later... Kuchiki estate-
"So what is it this kozo, decided to discuss?" clearly speaking to Rukia.
"I apologize Nii-sama but even i have no idea" replied Rukia apologetically. "Feel like explaining ich-"
It took exactly 1.763 seconds before anyone realized that Ichigo was full lip on lip with Rukia, three seconds later Ichigo went straight to Bankai state and flashed off at full speed hoping to outrun Byakuya.
"Scatter Senbonzakura"
-Back with Ichigo-
"You Idiotic Strawberry!!! Do you have a death wish?!?" screamed Rukia as Ichigo carried her Bridal style through Serentei.
"Um... Renji double dog dared me to..." a moment of silence followed...
"ARE YOU SERIOUS???"
"Uh yeah..."
"If you weren't carrying me right now...."
Ichigo gave a light chuckle "lucky break for me then, huh?"
"Wait till you put me down..."
"Shit" was the only word that echo through Ichigo's mind. Now he was running for his life, and thinking of a way to avoid a beating.
Soon the Soul Society's gate was in view. "Almost there.... just a little more." Suddenly a mass of pink petals appeared beside him.
"OH MOTHER ****"
"Ichigo just put me down!" cried Rukia.
"Yes you should" came Byakuya's calm venomous voice. Ichigo had ran out of ideas by that time and came up with the only thing he could.
"Rukia, are you sure you want me to put u down?"
"Yes I'm quite sure"
"Have it your way" before anyone could react, Ichigo threw Rukia straight into Byakuya while at the same time Byakuya had called Bankai on Ichigo.
Right before Ichigo disappeared into the mass of pink, he threw Renji a smirk and mouthed "I won"
-The next day-
Matsumoto was red faced on the floor after Rukia had learned from Renji what had happened then explained to Matsumoto.
"I'm sorry hun, but it's just too funny to see that happen"
"Yeah that's a stupid thing, the double dog dare or whatever it was"
"Wait, so basically they have to do it if they're double dogged dared?"
"From what i've heard, yes it does apply that way"
"Well in this case, Rukia, i double dog dare you to spank Ichigo in front of Byakuya" Matsumoto finished with a grin.
"NO, there is no way in hell"
Suddenly Matsumoto thought of a way to convince Rukia. "Bwak, bawk, bawk, who's a chicken? You are."
"FINE, FINE i'll do it, just to prove you wrong" and so Rukia thought of a plan to survive it.
The End