Ep. 1 - A New Friend

Tenchi Muyo and Dragonball Z is owned/copyrighted by their respective companies.

I'm Russell Piper, and what you're about to read is my first real attempt at a

fanfiction. It's based around Tenchi Universe (Tenchi TV) and the OVA so

most of the main characters you've seen from there will appear here as well.

It also crosses a bit with Dragonball Z with the existence of Dragonballs

and immensely powerful warriors. Ryoko and Tenchi had finally chosen to

be together, and Aeka is still living at the house for now. You'll see when it

happens. Anyway, I'll stop flapping my yap and let you get right to the

story. Enjoy! Send all hate mail / fan mail to .

It was the beginning of a beautiful day, with the sun just beginning

to crest the distant mountains and the first rays of sunlight falling into the

valley where Tenchi's house was located. Birds were chirping, the crickets

were quieting down for the day, and a light breeze was blowing the warm

summer air into Tenchi's room. It was approaching seven o'clock am, and

it was about time for the house to get going. Tenchi began to stir slightly.

Still groggy with sleep, he rubbed his eyes and slowly sat up in bed. He

stretched and yawned, and looked out the window to the beginning of

another day. Once again, he was already dressed, since he had a bad habit

of sleeping with his clothes on. He yawned again and tossed back his

covers from the bed and looked for his slippers, which were nowhere to be

found. Undaunted, he got up and looked around his room. Finding his

slippers at the foot of the bed, he slid his feet into them, walked to his door,

and just as he was about to slide the door open he felt a couple of arms grab

his shirt.

"Good Morning, Tenchi." Ryoko was floating in the air and had

wrapped her arms around Tenchi in a hug. She landed with a light thud on

the floor, still keeping her arms wrapped around him. She had on a very

pretty light blue dress with a blue and purple sash. This one particular dress

didn't have a tail attached to it. He rolled his eyes, smiled, and gently took

Ryoko's arm and unwrapped himself.

"Good Morning to you too, Ryoko." He yawned again and started

walking down the hallway to the washroom. "Stop moving my slippers

around the room."

She ignored the last comment. "Tenchiii, where are you going?"

She questioned in that tone that usually meant she was in a flirting mood.

"I need to use the washroom. I had a lot to drink last night and

well, I need to do what comes naturally." He slid open the door and stepped

inside. He glanced back at Ryoko. "And please stay out this time, okay?

Privacy is a good thing." He slid the door closed.

Once again, Ryoko was standing outside with a dejected look on

her face. "Um... Are you sure you'll be alright in there?" She giggled,

remembering the first time she did that. She then began scratching at the

door.

Inside, Tenchi removed his shirt and tossed it into the growing pile

of clothes. Noticing how the pile was now 2 feet tall, he realized that he'd

need to do the laundry real soon. Wandering over to the toilet, he pulled his

shorts down and sat down. Remembering what happened a long time ago,

he glanced at the wall, which this time didn't have Ryoko's head poking

through it. Sighing in relief, he grabbed a magazine that was sitting on the

bathroom sink. Thumbing through a few pages and finding nothing of

interest, he placed it back onto the sink, stood up, and hitched up his shorts.

He grabbed a bath towel and a washrag that were nearby and slung them

over his shoulder. He could still hear Ryoko scratching at the bathroom

door. He laughed to himself, remembering the days after his fight with

Kagato and how Ryoko acted so silly.

"Ryoko, I'm coming out, so don't fall on your face again."

"Oh, alright!" She backed away from the door as Tenchi slid it

open.

"I'm going to go take a bath before breakfast. See you at the table,

okay?" He started walking downstairs with Ryoko right on his heels, trying

to grab him for another hug.

"Oh! I'll take one with you!" She grabbed Tenchi's hand and

floated into the air with him hanging below.

"No!!! I mean... I'm not going to be long. Please put me down

and go wait for breakfast on the couch or something. I didn't have the

greatest night's rest so I'm still a bit sleepy. I'm sure I'll feel better after a

quick bath. Now please, go do something useful." He remembered the

huge pile of laundry in the bathroom. "I've got an idea, why not do the

wash? There's a pile of clothes in the bathroom almost two feet tall! If you

need help, I'm sure my dad or Sasami would be glad to help you."

"Ohhh, but I'd rather take a bath right now with you," she whined.

Tenchi sighed and walked across the yard to the lake with the

floating onsen over it. Just before he put his foot into the lake water, he was

teleported to the entrance. Ryoko was right behind him. He looked back at

her with his face red. She had a huge smile on her face, and she giggled

lightly. He opened the door and walked inside. The humid air rushed into

his nostrils as he took in a deep breath. Walking behind a tree, and making

sure Ryoko wasn't watching, he removed his shorts and wrapped his bath

towel around his waist. He stepped out from behind the tree and saw

Ryoko, butt naked. He turned super red and his nose started to bleed. He

quickly turned away and stepped into the warm water. Ryoko laughed.

"You're still as shy as I remember." She moved over toward

Tenchi and grabbed him in another hug. "Ahhh, this is the life. Don't you

feel comfortable and relaxed here, Tenchi?"

He nodded. "Yeah, this is a very nice and calming place to be. It

feels so good hearing the waterfalls and sitting here in the warm water."

She watched him dreamily. She loved him so much and whenever

he agreed with her, it served to strengthen her bond with him even more.

She sighed calmly and smiled sweetly. "I could just sit here all day,

couldn't you?"

"No, not really. I hate it when my skin gets pruned, and secondly,

I've got too many chores to take care of to even consider it. Sorry Ryoko,

but I've got to be a busybody like Sasami around the house because nothing

gets themselves done. Today I've got to go to the field and get another

basket of carrots and I've got a variety of other things to do as well."

Ryoko frowned. "Oh... okay then. Well, wouldn't want you to

get behind schedule!" She grabbed his washcloth and a bar of soap.

"Ready for me to wash your back and then you can wash mine?"

"Yes, and thank you, Ryoko." He again turned red. She giggled

again, lathered up the washrag and gently began scrubbing his back.

As usual, Sasami was up before everybody else. She had a very

good night sleep, since she was usually exhausted from the tasks from the

day before. She was wearing her usual pink and blue dress, with sash. She

was already preparing a massive breakfast of various favorite foods for the

family. Grabbing a kitchen knife, she speedily sliced up a bunch of carrots

and tossed them into the frying pan. Grabbing the salt, she sprinkled a little

onto the vegetables, and put it back into its place on the counter. She

started humming a happy tune to herself as she lowered the heat to allow

the food to simmer. Ryo-Ohki was nearby, quietly meowing to herself and

watching Sasami with interest. She saw her slice up the carrots and toss

them into the pan, which really got her mouth watering. Feeling

mischievous and daring this morning, she lightly hopped up onto the

counter behind Sasami and found a couple carrots that weren't touched yet.

Her eyes flashed toward Sasami, who didn't notice her. Grabbing a carrot,

she darted off the counter and tore through the kitchen into the living room.

Sasami turned just in time to see a blur of orange and brown go tearing out

of the room.

"Ryo-Ohki! Come back here with that!" Sasami started to go after

Ryo-Ohki, then stopped. "Oh, you... oh well. We have tons of carrots

anyway." She turned her attention back to the stove for a moment to make

sure everything was cooking okay, and then she quickly went out to the

shed. She slid open the door and walked in without turning on the light.

Walking to the basket of carrots, she pulled out three small ones. She slid

the door closed after exiting the shed and went back to the kitchen. She

washed the carrots and put them up on the counter with the other ones.

Grabbing a washrag, she quickly wiped down the counter in preparation for

another dish she was going to prepare.

A few minutes later, she checked the time. It was nearing seven

fifty. She then went to the dining table and set the tablecloth. She then

placed nine pairs of chopsticks for everybody in the center of the table. She

placed a dozen plates next to the chopsticks, and then got out the cloth

napkins and placed those next to the plates. Heading back into the kitchen,

she grabbed two of the five dishes and brought those out to the table and set

them down. She returned to the kitchen and somehow managed to grab all

three plates at once. She returned to the table and set those down in the

center. She saw Tenchi's father sitting on the couch.

"Breakfast will be ready in just a few more minutes! I hope you're

good and hungry! We have lots to eat today."

"Thank you, Sasami. You're such a good cook and always so

bright and cheery in the morning. It sure does smell good." His mouth

started watering. He loved Sasami's cooking. He then turned his attention

back to his newspaper as Sasami returned to the kitchen.

Aeka looked at the clock in her bedroom. It was 7:50am, so she

decided it was time to get going. Groaning lightly and stretching, half the

joints in her body cracked and popped as her body was still waking up. She

turned a little red and glanced around the room to see if anybody else was

present. Finding herself alone, she tossed back her covers and got up.

Walking to the closet, she picked out her usual purple dress robe and sash

and put them on. She decided not to wear the second layer of clothing since

it already felt like it was going to be a very warm day. Moving over toward

the window, she pulled back the curtain and peered outside, squinting from

the bright sunshine.

"Mmmm, today is going to be another beautiful day." She took in

a deep breath of fresh air. She felt so calm and peaceful today.

She noticed some movement in the onsen over the lake. "Hmm, I

wonder who is in there this early in the morning?" Grabbing a pair of

binoculars that she kept in one of her storage bins, she again peered inside

the onsen. Seeing Tenchi and Ryoko in there, she turned a little red,

realizing she just was peeping on both of them. She sighed, and put the

binoculars back into the bin. She was disappointed when Tenchi had

chosen Ryoko over her, but she was a good sport about it. She realized that

it was his choice to make and no amount of pressure could change his mind.

She felt a little lonely since that day, but Tenchi was still always very nice

to her, and continued to allow her to stay at his home. He comforted her

when she was feeling down, much to the displeasure of Ryoko. So she

decided to remain at his home, to be his personal guardian.

She yawned, and walked out of her room, closing the door behind

her. Wandering downstairs, she heard the usual noises from the kitchen.

Nobuyuki was also awake, sitting on the couch reading his newspaper. He

nodded in her direction when she passed by.

"Breakfast will be ready in just a few moments. Sasami has

already put most of the food on the table."

"Ah, okay. I'll go and see if Sasami needs any help." She smiled

sweetly and went into the kitchen.

"Sasami? Is everything all right in here? Do you need any help

with anything?" She looked at her little sister who was frantically trying to

clean up the mess.

"Oh, Aeka! Yes, could you please grab a washrag and just wipe

off that counter behind me? Then after that, could you go get everybody

and tell everyone breakfast is ready? Tenchi and Ryoko are..."

"Yes, I know where they're at." She turned red.

"Um... okay. And you know where Washu and Grandfather are.

That's all, thank you sis." She smiled her cutest way.

Aeka quickly wiped down the counter and then went outside. She

walked around the house until she could see the lake and the floating onsen,

and walked toward it. Just before stepping into the lake itself, she was

transported to the entrance. She turned red again, and quietly rapped on the

door.

"Ryoko? Tenchi? Breakfast is ready. Come and get it before it

gets cold." She opened the door and peered inside.

Tenchi and Ryoko were sitting with their backs to her, but Tenchi

heard Aeka open the door. He turned. "Okay, Aeka. We'll be out of here

in a moment. Thanks for telling us." He smiled at her, and in doing so,

made Ryoko feel a ping of jealousy. However, she held her tongue and

didn't say anything, since she did know how Aeka felt after Tenchi had

made his choice. She herself would have been devastated if she were

rejected over Aeka or anybody else for that matter.

Aeka closed the door and turned. She still had feelings for Tenchi,

but she was still feeling lonely. This was the second time she has been left

alone. The first time was with her brother, Yosho, and now again with

Tenchi. She sighed and walked toward the edge of the onsen, where she

was transported to the ground below. Making her way across the yard, she

turned and looked back, still wishing Tenchi could be with her.

She went back inside and made her way to Washu's lab. Stepping

through the door into subspace, she found the other door directly in front of

her. She opened it and stepped into the lab. Washu was seen at her usual

place in front of her computer, diligently working the hours away. Aeka

rattled the crab noisemaker that she kept over the door to let her know of

visitors. She stopped typing for a moment and looked over her shoulder.

"What is it? I'm a bit busy here now." She looked tired and

irritated at something.

"Excuse me Little Washu, but breakfast is now ready. Sasami

prepared a very nice meal for us today." She looked at the floor while

fumbling with her clothes.

Washu sighed and stood up. "I could use some food right about

now. I was getting cranky from working all night on an empty stomach."

She grinned. "I guess it's time for some brain fuel. What did Sasami make

for us today?"

"I really didn't look at what she did make. But you know Sasami

can make anything taste real good. She's such an excellent cook."

"Yes, I'd have to agree with you there. Well, let's go. I'm

starved!" Washu opened the door and gestured for Aeka to step out first.

"Thank you Little Washu." She left the lab with Washu right

behind her. "Oh, I still have to go get Grandfather. I'll be back in a few

minutes, so just get comfortable at the table, all right? Tenchi and Ryoko

will be joining us very shortly." Aeka checked the time. It was almost

eight o'clock.

Washu went over to the table, exclaiming at all the food that was

available. Her computer appeared in front of her as she analyzed the

balance of nutrients from the various foods. Just one of her favorite things

she enjoyed doing. Aeka giggled softly and left for the shrine. As she got

to the long stairway, she could see Grandfather already on his way down.

She waved toward him and he waved back.

"Breakfast is ready. Come and get it while it's still hot," she said

as he reached the bottom step. He grinned and they both walked off to the

table together.

Kiyone and Mihoshi were still on early morning patrol. They had

just completed a hard day's work and were both tired and hungry for some

real food.

"These ration bars that HQ calls food is horrible. Tastes like

cardboard," complained Mihoshi, who had finally gotten hungry enough to

try to eat one.

"Well, they will keep us alive if we ever do have to eat them. Why

couldn't you have waited another five minutes? We'll be home by then,

and Sasami will have breakfast all ready for us." Kiyone looked at Mihoshi

with disgust and irritation. She still couldn't understand why Mihoshi

would act like such a ditz so often. Even the simplest tasks she would

botch. It was amazing she could even breathe on her own. Kiyone

continued to scowl, but her expression softened and she hit the throttle,

causing the patrol ship to accelerate to a higher speed.

"Well, I just got so hungry, and I had to eat something," she

complained again. "Well, we'll be home in a few minutes so I guess that's

okay."

After about five minutes of silence, they entered Earth's

atmosphere, and sped toward Tenchi's house. They could still see the

shadowy line of night and day from Earth's orbit. A minute later, they were

hovering over his house. They landed in the backyard, exited the ship, and

then put the ship into subspace, where it would be protected from thieves

and the elements. The perfect garage!

Walking inside, they could see everybody just getting seated

around the dining table. "Right on time." Kiyone smiled and waved.

Everybody turned toward them and waved back.

"Welcome back, Kiyone and Mihoshi," Aeka said from her seat

beside Tenchi. "Did everything go okay out there today?"

"Yeah, we didn't have a single emergency or call today. It was

seven hours of pure boredom. Mihoshi of course just watched TV almost

the whole time. When she wasn't doing that, she was sleeping."

"Hey, I was paying attention to the radar scope too, you know."

"How could you have been paying attention to it when you were

sleeping!!!" Kiyone shouted. Mihoshi just looked taken aback. She turned

red, but didn't say anything.

"Well, girls, just come on over here and eat breakfast. There is

plenty to go around, so dig in!" Tenchi said from his position between

Aeka and Ryoko. Kiyone and Mihoshi both took their usual seats opposite

of Tenchi and Ryoko and each grabbed a plate, a pair of chopsticks, and a

napkin.

"Wow, Sasami, you really went out of your way today? Is there

any special occasion?" Kiyone inquired.

"No, I just felt really good today and wanted to prepare a nice meal

for everybody." Sasami responded.

"Yum! Mihoshi, could you please pass the shrimp tempura?"

Washu asked.

"Sure! Here you go." She lifted the plate and passed it over

Kiyone's head, spilling a little of the juice right on her hair. "Uh, oops.

Sorry Kiyone."

She just glared at her, and wiped the juice up with her napkin.

"Well, I need a bath anyway. Don't worry about it. Just don't pass things

over people's heads anymore, alright?"

"Tenchi, could you please pass the miso soup?" Washu smiled at

him.

"Sure, here you are."

"Thanks."

Everybody ate breakfast in earnest. It vanished within twenty

minutes, and all that was left was a mess of empty plates and full stomachs.

Out of nowhere, Tenchi let out the biggest belch he ever made. Everybody

stared at him, and then started laughing. He turned red and started laughing

too.

"Ahhh," he said. "Gone, but not forgotten. Sorry about that. It

came out of nowhere."

Everybody was still chuckling and giggling. Especially Ryoko.

"Wow Tenchi! I never knew you had that kind of power in you,

my boy!" She slapped him on the back.

Everybody started laughing again, except for Aeka, who just

started at the stack of dirty dishes. She got up along with everybody else

and grabbed the dishes, then went into the kitchen with Sasami.

"What's the matter, Aeka?" Sasami looked concerned since her

sister didn't find the event earlier funny at all.

"Oh, nothing. Sorry, Sasami. Can I help you with the dishes?"

"That's okay, I can take care of this stuff myself. Just go take it

easy today. You've been busy for the entire week so far and you deserve a

break."

"But you don't look to take a break." Aeka looked dejected.

"Well, that's because I choose not to. I love being a busybody,

always doing something around the house. I love being busy. Back on

Jurai it was boring because I never did anything fun or otherwise. Here, it's

different. I know what it's like to be a normal person, and I love it."

"I see. Okay, maybe I'll go do the laundry or something. It's been

a while since anybody has done that."

Aeka turned and left the kitchen with Sasami watching her with a

real concerned look on her face.

In outer space, a small space pod was hurtling toward Earth. Its

sole occupant was a male, about twenty-two in age. He was human in

appearance and well built. He was wearing normal Earth clothes. He had

on a normal pair of blue pants with a light blue, logo-less t-shirt. He had

black, spiky hair and black eyes. He was in stasis for the entire duration of

his trip. The computer system onboard the space pod, upon detecting Earth

on its sensors, initiated the wakeup sequence. It initiated a vapor bath, and

then started beeping.

Groaning and stretching, he started to come around. He shook his

head and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes. Yawning and stretching again,

he hit the button on the computer console to stop the horrid beeping noise.

Punching in few buttons, he initiated voice commands.

"Voice commands ready," his computer responded in its feminine

voice.

"Computer, where are we?"

"We are approaching Earth. Estimated time of arrival, ten

minutes."

"Computer, have you detected the presence of Zorpheus on this

planet?"

"Negative."

"Whew. That's good. I made it here before he did. Computer,

scan for ki signatures."

"Scanning... Multiple ki signatures found. Displaying them from

most powerful to least powerful."

He watched the numbers scroll up his display.

"Hmm... only a hundred for the most powerful? Well, that's

nothing to worry about. Computer, land our ship nearby those powers, but

do it discretely. I don't want to attract any attention."

"Affirmative."

He sighed to himself. He blessed his good fortune for making it to

this planet before his rival had. Zorpheus still had to figure out what planet

he needs to go to for his treasure. That treasure is something known as

Dragonballs. According to legend, these seven balls, when brought

together, can summon a great dragon, which can grant wishes. The thought

of immortality was too much for Zorpheus to bear, and he desired that

above all else. He became obsessive, and stopped at nothing to get his

wish. Being his partner and friend for a long time, he tried to sway

Zorpheus from this wish, but to no avail. Both Zorpheus and he were very

close in strength. However, Zorpheus was slightly weaker and slower. But

knowing his rival well, he was certain that Zorpheus was training at his

hardest.

His spacecraft started howling as it entered the Earth's atmosphere.

"One minute till landing," his computer quipped. The new arrival to planet

Earth sat back and waited for landing.

Yosho had returned to his shrine on top of the hill. He was still

full from breakfast. For once, he really indulged himself and over-ate a

little so now he was feeling the after-affects of it. He entered the office and

sat down at his table to continue his work. He started working, but this time

he was distracted. He could sense someone coming up to the shrine. This

is unusual, but it's always nice to have someone new pay respects to the

shrine. He sensed him finally making his way to the top of the hill, and felt

him move toward the shrine office. Assuming this person wanted to visit or

discuss something with him, he stood back up and walked back toward his

door, just as the visitor knocked on it.

He slid back the door and was taken aback. The man was quite

tall, nearly as tall as he was. Well built too.

"Hello. How can I help you," questioned Yosho.

"Hi." He looked quizzically at Yosho. "Aren't you Prince

Yosho?"

Again, Yosho was surprised. "How did you know that? Almost

nobody knows that name." He looked into his black eyes.

"I can sense your ki level. I've sensed it before quite a while ago.

Your ki signature matches that of Prince Yosho, of Jurai." He smiled.

"Ki level? What are you talking about?"

"Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. You refer to it as your Jurai power. I'm

referring to your life force."

"I see. But, who are you?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I haven't introduced myself. My name is Russ."

He extended his hand.

Yosho looked surprised, but he took his hand and smiled. "Pleased

to make your acquaintance, Russ. Please, join me inside here so we can

talk. You can explain why you're here. I can tell you're not human, and

you're very strong. Strange though, why do you have a human name?"

"Correct. I'm actually from a race called Sayajin. Or, everybody

just calls us Sayins. We're human in appearance, aside from everybody

having spiky black hair, black pupils, and some of us have a tail. My name

is definitely Earth-based. My parents had visited Earth many years ago, and

decided then that I would have a human name. But anyway, thank you for

the invite. I'd love to discuss some things with you." He looked back into

Yosho's violet eyes.

The room was well lit and was actually quite comfortable. Russ

could hear the birds chirping and feel a soft breeze blowing through the

room. The sun was nice and bright, and it just felt good to be on a planet

again. Being in a sterile spaceship for over nine months was enough to

drive anybody insane.

"Please, have a seat." Yosho took a seat across the table. He

picked up a pot of green tea, and poured two cups. He slid the second cup

over to Russ, who picked it up and took a sip. He grimaced, finding that he

did not like the flavor of it at all.

But to be polite, he smiled and swallowed. "Thanks. I haven't had

a natural beverage in a long time."

Yosho chuckled. "It's okay if you don't like it. It's an acquired

taste." He shifted positions to an Indian style posture. "So, please, explain

why you're here."

Russ sighed. "I'm here to stop an evil that will eventually make its

way to Earth. Unfortunately, I really can't tell you more than that. Doing

so could really mess up a lot of things on this planet. But in a way, I'm here

to protect this planet and it's inhabitants against a very powerful foe. This

man is on a quest, and his quest will eventually bring him here." Russ had a

worried look on his face.

Yosho noticed it. "You're worried, aren't you?"

Russ looked back at Yosho. "Yes, of course. He's nearly as

strong as I am. I'm going to need to train a lot in order to stay ahead of

him. The problem is that I'm not sure where I can train and keep it secret

from everybody else. Secondly, I don't have anywhere to stay. I'm here

alone. I came in a tiny little space pod which is only large enough to seat

one person moderately comfortably, but even so, it's no place to live."

Yosho looked back at Russ, who as now staring out the window.

"You're welcome to stay with us if you want. We're already pretty

crowded, but I think we can fit one more. You'll share a room with my

grandson, Tenchi. He's a very nice, well-mannered young man. He's a

little younger than you are... I think. But that's irrelevant anyway. What

do you think?"

Russ looked back at Yosho and smiled. "I appreciate your offer.

Lead the way! Oh, one more thing. I have a voracious appetite. I don't

expect you to take care of me. But I do appreciate the roof over my head."

"Hey, it's no problem. We have a few people at the house who eat

way more than most do anyway."

"Thanks again. I very much appreciate it." Russ and Yosho both

stood up and opened the door out to the shrine, slowly making their way

over to Tenchi's home.