Buffy was in a dark place. Nothing was visible. She new she wasn't supposed to be scared but
deep down...
" BUFFY GET THAT SODDING BAG OFF YOUR HEAD! YOU LOOK RIDICULOS! " Spike yelled.
" You can't tell me what to do Spike! " Buffy sang in her annoying voice.
" Actually I can I'm British. " Spike announced.
" So Giles what did you call us to this meeting for? " Willow questioned.
" ! "
" So you think its a dancing demon? " Willow asked with a disturbed/ confused look.
" I got a theory... " Giles started to sing but being cut off by Willow.
" No you don't you FOO! " Willow yelped.
" Dawn you don't need to be here because we might talk about stuff you might not comprehend
because your stupid. " Buffy worded with her annoying voice as always.
" But Buffy... " Then Dawn was cut off by a demon that just jumped through the window ripping
Dawn' s head off. Then the demon just walks out the door.
" OH MY GODESS! " Tara shouted from the roof tops.
" Tara what the crap are you doing on the roof of the Magic Box? " Willow yelled.
" I like it up here! " Then Tara climbed down from the roof and sat down in the chair in the Magic
Box.
" Bloody Hell! That demon killed the niblet. She was supose to be my lunch. " Spike exclaimed.
" What? " Buffy asked Spike being intterupted by Willow.
" Buffy, what are we going to do that demon just killed Dawn? " Willow inquired.
" Who cares it was Dawn. " Buffy exclaimed.
" Giles? " Xander asked. Giles was in the corner doing the chicken dance. Then suddenly a monkey
runs up and starts doing the chicken dance with Giles with all the Buffy villians and some bringers
doing the Lady GaGa Alejandro crab dance. With the intiative doing the cupid shuffle.
" To the left, to the left, to the left, to the left! " Riley shouted doing the Cupid Shuffle going to the
right side.
Then suddenly Indiana Jones runs by making cow noises with a bolder following behind him. The
bolder crushes everyone who was dancing except for Giles and the monkey.
Then everyone found out they were there for no reason what so ever. Then everyone went home.
After everyone left Giles went to lock up. He tried to put the key into the lock but everytime he
tried he missed. So he eventually gave up after two hours . On his way home he was reading his
favorite book Barney and the Alaphabet. Then he crossed this alley with the best smell in the world...
... cat food. It was his favorite thing to
eat in the whole entire universe. He hadn't had any in a long time because Willow would not let him
eat it anymore. This was his chance to have the tastiest food in the whole world. So he followed the
trail of cat food all the way into the alley. Then he sees a small figure run by...
AN: So this is the first chapter. RNR please. ( P. S. Brittany invented the word foo it means
idiot. Spread around. )