(Spoken)
Ruby: I hate when they do that. When you know they hate you...
Ruby: Hi Misery.
Misery: hey Ruby!
Ruby: oh my gosh...
Ruby: Hey Iris, I have to tell you something
Iris: What?
Ruby: I heard Len was at the movies with Misery
Iris: No way... who'd you hear that from?
Ruby: I heard it from Skull Boy, who heard it from Scaredy, who heard it from Doom, who got it from Misery
Iris: wait so Misery told Doom who told Scaredy, who told Skull Boy, who told you?
Ruby: Yeah...there's the bell I'll talk to you later
Ruby: I'm ready
Iris called me up and said she likes Len
But yesterday Len said yo, I like Misery
Misery likes Frank who's still missing me
Even though we all know he likes Ruby
Iris called me on a three way with Misery
And she told me Skull Boy likes Ruby
Doom's got another thing for Scaredy
Which really bugs me 'cause she knew that
He left me
Ho-oh-oh-oh-oh
Who likes who
Everyday it's someone new
The halls are filled with voices whispering
Who likes who
Doesn't matter if the rumours true
All the fun is in the mystery... to me
Ho-oh-oh-oh-oh
I saw Frank at the movies with Iris
When he shoulda been there with Misery
So tonight I'm gonna hit up Len
And let him know, Iris' cheatin'
I was on MySpace when Boo Boo dropped in
And he told me everybody's still talkin'
Ruby and Skull Boy are together
This gossip goes on forever
(Phew! You're tellin' me!)
Ho-oh-oh-oh-oh
Who likes who
Every day it's someone new
The halls are filled with voices whispering
Who likes who
Doesn't matter if the rumors true
All the fun is in the mystery... too me
He likes you and she likes him
You can call it a game that everybody wins
Iris likes Len
Misery likes Frank
And Skull Boy likes Ruby
And Boo Boo likes...Scaredy?
(Spoken)
Oops!
Who likes who
Doesn't matter if the rumors true
All the fun is in the mystery... to me
Ho-oh-oh-oh-oh
Who likes who
Every day it's someone new
The halls are filled with voices whispering
Who likes who