Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters that the awesome darrren shan made up.

Evra: sigh Darren I'm soooooo bored. Why didn't I buy that t.v. like I said I would?

Darren: because…um…well you see…yeah why didn't you get one?

Evra: I DON"T KNOW! Why would I ask you if you knew if I already knew why I didn't buy I freakin t.v.? C'mon smart guy, answer me!

Darren: now Evra there's know need to make fun of my intelligence just because Mr. Crepsley bought us cell phones and not your t.v. …oh yeah that's why you didn't get your t.v.

Evra: hmm cell phones are the reason I'm not watching t.v. Them and Mr.Crepsley.

Inside Evra's head: cell phone + Mr.Crepsley no t.v. (Me +cell) + (Mr. Crepsley + cell) pay back

Evra: scary smile on Darren I know something fun that we can do. How about we prank phone call Mr. Crepsley for fun?

Darren: I don't know Evra, he's sleeping right now and you know how mad he gets if he wakes up at noon…and… oh what the heck why not!

Evra takes out his cell and tries to find which button is for the address book. 5 min. later still searching. Finally found it but can't remember what name he put Mr. Crepsley's cell number on.

Evra: stupid cell phone that wont let me find Mr. Crepsley's number. It's evil!

Darren: here let me look at it I could probably find it.

Evra gave over his phone all the while glaring at it. Darren did the smart thing and scrolled down through the list of all the address but a name caught his eye.

Darren: Evra, why do you have Debbie's number?

Evra: Well…um you see… it's a different Debbie, yah that's it you don't know her cuz she moved away from the cirque before you came.

Darren: oh, okay. Well I found Mr. Crepsley's number so hurry up and call him.

Evra: okay here I go.

He here's his phone ring and then off in the distance he hears "I'm a Barbie girl" in the form of a ring tone. He stares where it's coming from, from Mr. Crepsley's trailer. His mouth drops open.

Mr.Crepsley: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT! I'M SLEEPING HERE.

Evra: coughs Larten this is an emergency! The vampaneze have come into Vampire Mountain and killed most of the vampires in their sleep. We need you to come and help us fight them back NOW so hurry up and flit here.

Larten: I'll be on my way!

He ran out of his trailer in nothing but hot pink boxers with blue koalas on them. Darren immediately took pictures of him with his phone and sent it to Gavner , Kurda, Vanez, and everyone else he knew in Vampire Mountain. A few seconds later Mr.Crepsley's phone started playing "I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world" he picked it up.

Mr. Crepsley: Hello?

Gavner: And you made fun of my boxers? Everyone knows elephants are way better then koalas. So who gave them to you? Your boyfriend?

Mr.Crepsley: No, Debbie gave them to me for Christmas…HEY! What are you doing talking to me when you should be defending the Mountain!

Gavner: What are you talking about? Why would I defend the mountain when there's nothing to defend it from?

Mr. Crepsley: Didn't you get the call about the vampaneze attacking vampire mountain?

Gavner: Larten ole chap I believe you have been the victim of a prank phone call. It was probably Darren who did it since he's the one who sent all of Vampire Mountain the picture of you, or it might not be. I suggest you redial and find out who it was before you kill Darren.

Mr.Crepsley: Well I'm going to try that and then kill Darren so say your respects now for him.

Mr. Crepsley took out a manual on how to use a cell phone and redialed to hear "it's a holly jolly Christmas"

A/N: please ignore the fact that mr. Crepsley can't read. Thank you.

Darren slowly turned his head to Evra's phone that was playing an X-mas song and vibrating

Darren: um Evra why do you have a Christmas song playing from your phone if you said you don't believe in Christmas?

Evra: well…um you see…I had a change of heart?

Darren: oh I see, it was because of your Debbie wasn't it?

Mr.Crepsley: Oh he's dating a Debbie too? Well you won't be talking to her for a long time or at least on the cellular phone I bought you. Hand it over Von for this and much more is your punishment for prank calling me.

Evra: Fine then I would rather have a t.v. then a stupid phone anyways so there your punishment doesn't affect me at all! sticks out a long snake tongue

Mr.Crepsley: oh really, your so mature Evra sticking your tongue out like that. rolls his eyes Well then I guess I'll have to do phase two of your punishment now. Darren sit down too. Don't think I've forgotten about you showing everyone that picture of me. Darren bowed his head in defeat and walked away from the door. He sat down next to Evra and gave Mr. Crepsley his phone.

Mr.Crepsley: Now that that's settled I shall start the lecture on how prank calling is wrong, especially if you say that vampaneze are killing my comrades.

Starts a very long and boring lecture that just goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on well you get the picture. Darren has a pile of drool on his lap that keeps getting bigger while Evra has his eyes wide open and bug-eyed with his tongue in his nose.

Mr.Crepsley: well I hope you learned your lesson and from now on you won't prank call someone ever again. You're free to leave.

Evra: That's it? Your not going to punish us physically or make us go into the wolf-man's cage or something like that to hurt us.

Mr.Crepsley: no of course not I'm just going to keep your phones for a while.

Evra: but-

Darren: Evra shut it. Thanks Mr. Crepsley you're so merciful.

Mr.Crepsley: I know so run along now and no more pranks okay?

Both boys nodded their head and left.

Mr.Crepsley: hehehe man I can't wait to start prank calling all of my friends starting with Gavner, Koalas so beat elephants duh.

Authors note: well that's all folks. If you liked it then please review and if possible give me suggestions for what I should do for Mr.Crepsley's prank on Gavner so it doesn't turn out horrible, or any thing else. If your wondering I hate Debbie Hemlock and think she's cheating on Darren so if you haven't figured it out she's dating both Larten and Evra and Darren too. Gross I know but like I said no likey Debbie so that's the outcome. Remember if you don't help me with the prank then I'll probably take weeks to get the next chapter done cuz I'm a procrastinator if I don't have any ideas. Hope you liked it!