TARDIS User Manual
Welcome to the TARDIS User Manual. This will guide you through growing, caring, and handling your TARDIS, (Time and Relative Dimension in Space) while also giving you history, etc. Let us begin!
Chapter 1: Growing Your TARDIS
If you already have grown your TARDIS or found one crashing into your roof, then please skip this chapter. It is enforced by the law to only have one TARDIS per Time Lord/Human. This is a hard process and takes a while, so patience is needed!
Step One: Find Something To Grow the TARDIS. Preferably a chip/piece of the TARDIS would work to plant. I don't mean a piece of wood or something from the TARDIS because that was created from the Chameleon Circuit. You need to be able to go into the tardis and get something from the "soul" of the TARDIS. You can do this by taking something connected to the TARDIS and keep it as you travel through time. This will then have gone through the time vortex while staying connected. Then, detach the piece, skin it, and plant it into the ground.
Step Two: Maintenance Of The Growing TARDIS. Most people think that it is like a plant growing, although it is rather complex. What you actually have to do is plant it, mark a 20' x 20' area around it, cover it with a tarp or something along the same lines, and wait.
Step Three: Waiting. This part is what makes most people mad. We all have had to wait for things in life, so get over it. Each TARDIS has its own waiting period. It can be as short as 3 months or as long as 3 years! Regardless, wait and don't go on a rampage. Perhaps read a funny fanfiction or watch more Doctor Who on TV even though you'll have to wait for the SECOND HALF OF THE SEASON TO COME OUT!
Step Four: How to Know It's Done. You will know when it's done when it is able to transform into something that blends into your society. The hard part is when it blends into something like a tree. Don't expect it to be a blue police box. When it's done you need to wire a security system to it and customize the inside. The Chameleon Circuit changes so don't worry about the outside unless it breaks and you don't feel like fixing it because you like it the way it is.
That is the basic growing process, but it's not ready to fly! This manual doesn't teach you how to fly or drive or whatever you do, but that's not what I meant! The next chapter will tell you how to set up, wire, and finish your TARDIS.