This is my first fanfic so please be nice. I'm only just getting into this writing malarkey stuff so I'm trying my best. The story will pick up and any advice would be much appreciative. Thanks LaugheyCamel

It was only a bloody badger!

Saturday 13th February
11am
Mutti had completely lost it this time. Once again she was on her trademark place – standing on the kitchen chair. One word: Angus.

We have had live mice and bats ears, hell Angus has even had the prat poodles cooped up several times. I didn't think there were any animals left for him to terrorise mutti with but yet there she was screaming from where she stood with the kitchen broom. She's gonna wake the neighbours. I made a matter of telling her this.

"mutti, why are you screaming? You're gonna wake the neighbours!"

If it wasn't for my quick reactions I would have been poked in the eye with the broom handle… I think she needs to read a parenting manual sometime soon.

Dear vati was next to bumble in with 'lounging pants' on to see what all the noise was. When he saw what the hassle was he ran out… it was only a bloody badger! You'd think he would be used to them considering he used to have one living on his chin.

An hour or so later
With all the hassle going on downstairs I forgot I was meant to be meeting the Ace Gang in town but then again I didn't think it would take an hour to get rid of a badger. We ended up getting the vet out to sort it and on a Saturday as well. What an embarrassment!

Well what to wear? It's gonna have to be quick as I have to be there in 15 minutes. No time for the 'what to wear' fandango and I need to get my rollers in for optimum bouncablity.

10 minutes later
I'm ready to go. I'm wearing my skinnys, black top and my leather jacket topped off with my boots. Perfectio even if I do say so myself.

A few seconds later
Boots or my new pumps?

Another second or two later
Pumps I think.

A few more stressful seconds later.
My boots are on and I'm leaving the house.

Down the stairs
I had just reached the bottom of the stairs when dad came out of the living room. He gave me the strangest look ever which is just as well really cause I still had my rollers in. merde

Town
Well I made it, 15 minutes late but I made it nonetheless. But that didn't matter to ole huffy pants Jas. You'd think she'd be over the moon that I had made it but she got in her huffmobile as soon as I arrived. Typico.

All the gang were all in peculiar moods and I just couldn't work out why. Giggling like ninnies and flicking their hair about that much I was sure it was gonna fall out. Walking along the high street I still didn't get it. That was until I saw Dave the Laugh and the rest of the Barmy army….

Tomorrow is St. Valentine's Day!

Goosegog extraordinaire much! I was the only one going to be alone on Valentine's Day… God this day couldn't get much worse. Wrong! All the girls were over the boys like a vair keen rash. Even Emma had appeared from somewhere. It made me sick watching.

10 long, sickening minutes later
We've ended up at the park. The amble here was bad enough. I barely got one word spoken to me. And just as I was considering sneaking off home Jas piped up, "So Georgia, who are you going to be with for Valentine's day? Oh no one by the looks of it." Rosie biffed her on the arm.
"She's gone through every lad here, there's no one left silly enough to put up with her," said Rollo. I also heard 'Tart' but by this time I didn't really care. The others stifled a laugh and went back to their snogging partners. It's nice to know what the so call gang thinks of me.

3pm
my bed of pain
Sitting in my bed with the curtains closed and sun glasses on to hide my little piggy eyes. I didn't realise how much it hurt until I was sitting there alone on the park bench with silent tears running down my cheeks. All the couples slipped out one by one probably to find some bush to snog in. At least I didn't have to hide the tears I tried not to cry from anyone. I just couldn't believe what they'd said and the fact it came from Jas hurt the most. No one had agreed out loud with her, well except Rollo, but no one had really disagreed with her either. No one stuck up for me. Not even Dave.

I'm not sure how long I had been sat there when someone came up and offered me a tissue. I didn't even look up to see who it was. They sat down beside me and from their shoes i realised I knew exactly who it was…