If I was a Warden & with Morrigan ending thingy ~ dream

AN: Heh heh heh

I had a dream about it, that's it

My Warden is female- still, she's in love with Morrigan.

...

So the four of us were at the supermarket, near a costume stand.

Alistair was trying hats on and was particularly enjoying himself modeling a blue cowboy hat; Dog, as a well trained war dog, was probably looking for a nice spot to mark his new territory;

I was looking at some toys, but then I remembered. I raised my look at her- she was right in front of my, on the other side of the costume stand.

It seemed like she was looking at me for some time.

"I must leave now, as I told you before. I am here far too long."

No. No- NOO-

"What are you talking about?" I exclaimed. "You can't leave yet!"

"Oh, and why is that?" she crossed her hands.

"We haven't killed the Archedemon yet!" I took a random toy sword I found and raised it. "Come on, let's kill that bastard!"

Alistair looked at me, slightly offended.

I didn't even bother to explain myself.

"Nice try, but I think we already killed the Archedemon." Morrigan said, "I stayed far too long than I was supposed to. So I guess that's a goodbye." She smiled, and then started to walk away.

"No you won't!" I called to her, and rushed to Alistair.

"Here's the plan." I told him, "You know I won't let Morrigan just go like that, right?"

Alistair sighed, "I don't really know, she seemed to be going just like that right NOW…"

"Just follow the plan!" I said. "First, you pretend to be slaying me, then, since she cares about me enough, she will just try to rescue me before she leaves, and kill you."

"Oh, great. I don't really think I like-"

"Before she kills you, I will cast the paralysis spell on her, since I'm a powerful mage… and then we both break her hands and legs. Then you carry her on your back and we all travel together, happily ever after."

"Is it just me or someone's going here nuts?"

"Just you, probably."

"Oh, Maker…" he sighed, trying to find the words to reason with me…

But soon Morrigan won't be able to hear my screams.

"Look, that's perfect. We'll breaks her legs and arms right before it heals again. She'll live in my tent. I get to sleep with her, you get to see your child. Deal?"

He hesitated…

"DEAL!" I answered for him, taking his sword out, and falling on the ground.

"WHY YOU TREACHEROUS BASTARD!" I yelled- crossing my fingers- praying to The Maker.