DISCLAIMER: If you don't know by now, you shouldn't be reading fanfiction.

A/N: We did this as a skit for a school project, so the quotes aren't that interesting. I hope

you enjoy it anyway! I know the times are a little wacked, but it's supposed to be

unrealistic.

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Once upon a time, there was a dude named Barry Scotter that lived in a

park in Pizzaville, Scotland. One day, out of the sky, Scoldeblort, the evil nail-

polish loving witch, appeared!

"Barry Scotter, I demand that you join my evil forces or I'll.Well, I don't know

what I'll do. But anyway, join my evil forces," she yelled.

Barry was startled by the sudden voice.

" What, did somebody say something?" he asked, bewildered.

"I said that you should join my evil forces!!"

Barry replied with a simple answer.

"Um, NO!!"

'Well, then the evilest of all things is going to happen to you!!"

Then, Scoldeblort took out permanent gold nail polish and painted a square on

Barry's head.

"Noooooo my beautiful head!!!!!!!" Barry screamed in despair.

Scoldeblort then sang a song about herself and poofed away. All of a sudden, a

letter from Goosepimple Academy for Misfit Wizards and Witches appeared at Barry's

side. Reading the letter, Barry jumped up.

"Ooh a letter from some wizard school!!" he exclaimed.

Barry ran all the way to Platform 3 and 9 quarters.