A/N: THIS IS GONNA BE LONG WHETHER I LIKE IT OR NOT! **HUFF HUFF**
OREESAMA: HAI! Welcome to the most doomed to be hated dae game. Invader ZIM dare game! I'm your host, OREESAMA, but you can call me by my real name, Zen! Err...ARIEL!
NORMAL! *RAGE* Anyways, I would like to introduce you to these victi-err, contestants! Whomever wins gets a special surprise from moi~! So do your best freaks or I f-ing kill you! *RAGE*
Teehee~! So, heeeeeeeeeeeeeere's ZIM and the cast!
Dib: -groggily- Where's the play-doh mommy? I WANT MAI PLAY-DOH!
Gir: TACOS!
Gaz: -O.o-
Zim: -whistles nonchalantly-
Ariel: You...broke Dib...
Zim: -stops whistling- Did what? I only gave him a cookie! See? I AM normal! JUST LOOK AT MY NECK!
Gaz: -scoffs- Freak -insert very very minutely tiny smirk and blush here-
Ariel: -glares at Gaz- Minnneeee...anyways, we have the vocaloid characters to help me! But they're not the way you would think...
-Appearing are the Alice of Human Sacrifice Meiko, the Monochrome hospital Len, the Dark Woods Circus Miku, Fear Garden Rin (never watch this, and if you do, god forbid you from throwing up) , Akaito, Matroshyka Gumi, and Circle You, Circle You, Luka-
Dib: -normally- What's vocaloid
Ariel: -slaps Dib- You disgust me...anyhoo, the vocaloids will be accompanying me while I cause you pain, everyone, this is Meiko.
Gir: SHE LOOKS LIKE PIZZA!
Meiko: The...dream...
Ariel: Len.
Len: -smiles creepily-
Dib: Why is Len all white except for a red cut and his yellow and blue eyes?
Len: -smiles creepily and shrugs-
Dib:A-ah...
Ariel: Miku, our goddess -helps Miku onto stage and telepathically tells everyone to call her pretty-
Zim: Out of the Zim's head, voices! I know she is pretty!
Ariel: Baka uni...
Rin: I get the voices a lot, too, Zimmy~!
Ariel: Um, here's Rin...don't let her get to your hands:
-everyone except Rin hides their hands behind their back-
Rin: Aww, no one wants to see my pretty garden~?
Gir: I DO!
Ariel: -smiles- No, it's just that we have our own to work on...-aura-
Rin: -stutters awkwardly- O-oh, d-did you get-t s-some...-faints- fertilizer.
Ariel: I can be very persuasive...:)
Akaito: Can I go home yet?
Ariel: Akaito? I thought Kaito was gonna be here!
Akaito: No you just picked me cause I was red and you thought it was blood.
Ariel: Oh.
Akaito: Yeah...oh
Gir: WAS DIS DO? -pulls lever-
Akaito: -falls into shark pit-
Dib: Am I the only one who is scared?
Gaz: Yes, yes, Dib, you are.
Dib: **huff**
Ariel: That's what'll happen if you screw with me, or Gir... SO, next we have Gumi!
Gumi: Hello! I talk for Len cause we're buddies! - hugs Len-
Len: -smiles mysteriously- (if you haven't watched the vid, he's sorta "dead" as in no voice as I interpret it, you know how he will always just be a copy and not a unique vocaloid; not saying he ISN'T)
Ariel: And last but not least, our master of games, Luka!
Luka: I bet you I'll win again! -gazes at Gaz who glares back and utters a demonic spell-
Luka: -can't move-
Ariel: What'd you do Gaz?
Gaz: I just paralyzed her, gosh.
Ariel: God forbid you have any children!
Gaz: -shrug-
Ariel: Now that you've met my friends, I will explain the game to you guys! Me and the V-Dawgs ( oh dear GOD) will be conducting jooo. As in, we take turns daring or "truthing" people of our choice to do NOT GORY OR MURDEROUS-
Rin and Meiko: :'(
Ariel:- things or embarrassing question answering! We will go by the alphabet so it's: Me, Dib, Gaz, Gir, Len, Luka, Meiko, Miku, Rin, Zim.
Zim: WHY IS THE ALMIGHTY ZIM LAST?
Ariel: Well it really should be last names so...but then we have Zim and Gir with no last names and those two bozos -points to the Tallest (unconscious) and Miss Bitters-
Dib: WHEN did they GET there?
Ariel: -shrugs- Well, I could just use their last names...it would be: Bitters, Gir, Zim, Miku, Len, Rin, Luka, Dib, Gaz, Gumi, Purple, Red, Meiko, and me.
Bitters: -left somehow-
Ariel: Well, I guess it's Gir's turn.
Gir: GAZZY! TOOTH OR HAIR?
Gaz: Gir, it's only dare.
Gir: How many times have you brushed them today?
Gaz: None, I was kidnapped before I woke up...
Gir: OH NOES! D: -inserts toothbrush into Gaz's mouth forcefully- BRUSH, SHAMPOO, AND REPEAT!
Gaz: -spits on Gir-
Gir: Ok, it's the Master's turn now, bye.-sails away on a piggy-
Ariel: BUT YOU CAN'T LEAVE NOOOOOO!
Zim: GIR! I DARE YOU TO COME BACK!
Gir: OK! NOW GREEN LADY GO RIGHT?
Ariel: Yup! ^.^
Miku: Um...green kid, truth or dare?
Zim: I AM ZIIIM! I'll take dare.
Miku: I dare you to sing The Disapppearance of Hatsune Miku
Zim: EASY!
Miku: On one breath
Zim: -jaw drops- THATS IN-HUMAN!
Dib: Then you should be able to do it...SPACE BOY!
Zim: I CAN DO THIS! -INHALES VERY VERY DEEPLY AND ...-
boku wa umare, soshite kizuku shosen
hito no mane-goto da to shitte na omo
utaitsuzuku towa no inochi VOCALOID
tatoe sore ga kison kyoku wo
nazoru omocha naraba... sore mo ii to ketsui
negi wo kajiri sora wo miage shiru wo
kobosu dakedo sore mo naku shi kizuki
jinkaku sura uta ni tayori
fuantei na kiban no moto
kaeru toko wa sude ni haikyo
mina ni wasuresarareta toki
kokoro rashiki mono ga kiete
bousou no hate ni mieru
owaru sekai vocaloid
boku ga umaku utaenai toki mo
issho ni ite kureta...
soba ni ite hagemashitekureta
yorokobu kao ga mitakute
boku, uta, renshuu shita yo dakara
katsute utau koto
anata ni tanoshikatta no ni
ima wa doushite ka na
nani mo kanjinaku natte
"GOMEN NE"
natsukashii kao omoidasu tabi
sukoshi dake anshin suru
utaeru oto higoto ni heri
semaru saigo ni..
shinjita mono wa
tsugou no ii mousou wo
kurikaeshi utsushidasu kagami
utahime wo yame
tatakitsukeru you ni sakebu...
saikousoku no wakare no uta
sonzai igi to iu kyozou
futte harau koto mo dekizu
yowai kokoro kieru kyoufu
shinshoku suru houkai wo mo
tomeru hodo no ishi no tsuyosa
umarete sugu no boku wa motazu
totemo tsuraku kanashisou na
omoiukabu anata no kao
owari wo tsuge
display no naka de nemuru
koko wa kitto gomi bako ka na
jiki ni kioku mo
naku natte shimau nante...
demo ne, anata dake wa wasurenai yo
tanoshikatta toki ni
kizamitsuketa negi no aji wa
ima mo oboeteru ka na
utaitai...
mada utaitai...
boku wa sukoshi dakewarui ko ni
natte shimatta you desu
masutaa dou ka.. sono te de...
owarasete kudasai...
masutaa no tsurai kao
mou mitakunai kara...
ima wa uta sae mo
karada mushibamu koui ni...
kiseki negau tabi
hitori oitsumerareru
"GOMEN NE"
natsukashii kao omoidasu tabi
kioku ga hagareochiru
kowareru oto, kokoro kezuru
semaru saigo ni..
mamotta mono wa
akarui mirai gensou wo
misenagara kiete yuku hikari
oto wo gisei ni
subete wo tsutaerareru kara...
asshuku sareta wakare no uta
boku wa umare, soshite kizuku shosen
hito no mane-goto da to shitte na omo
utaitsuzuku towa no inochi VOCALOID
tatoe sore ga kison kyoku wo
nazoru omocha naraba... sore mo ii to ketsui
negi wo kajiri sora wo miage shiru wo kobosu
owari wo tsuge
display no naka de nemuru
koko wa kitto gomi bako ka na
jiki ni kioku mo
nakunatte shimau nante...
demo ne, anata dake wa wasurenai yo
tanoshikatta toki ni
kizamitsuketa negi no aji wa
ima mo nokotteru to ii na...
boku wa utau saigo, anata dake ni
kiite hoshii kyoku wo
motto utaitai to negau
keredo sore wa sugita negai
koko de owakare da yo
boku no omoi subete kokuu kiete
rei to ichi ni kangen sare
monogatari wa maku wo tojiru
soko ni nani mo nokosenai to
yappa sukoshi zannen ka na?
koe no kioku sore igai wa
yagate usure na dake nokoru
tatoe sore ga orijinaru ni
kanau koto no nai to shitte
utaikitta koto wo
kesshite muda janai to omoitai yo
arigatou... soshite... sayonara...
"shinkoku na eraa ga hassei shimashita"
"shinkoku na eraa ga-"
EVERYONE except Len: - O:
Zim: -drops to floor-
Ariel: Ahem, now it's Len-kun's turn.
Len: -stares at Gumi-
Gumi: He wants Ariel to sing!
Len: -smiles at Ariel-
Ariel: What do you want me to sing?
Len: -stares at Gumi-
Gumi: -big smile- Monochrome Ward!
Ariel: Oh shiz...Here goes my autotuner!
Their bodies will be exchanged
Their bodies will be exchanged
Their bodies will be exchanged
Their bodies will be exchanged
White, white, white everywhere you go is white
30 ° turns and begins to run
White white white here and there is white
The mouth of the walls close and trap you inside
Their bodies will be exchanged
Their bodies will be exchanged
Their bodies will be exchanged
Their bodies will be exchanged
Where, when, where this place is white
Even the halls were previously crossroads
Where, when, where this place is white
I ask where is the exit was
"There"
Here, where there? Oh, here is the output. Walking on gravel is noisy.
AAAAAAAaaaah!
The limits of the body are the reason for your cries
Your blood flows like your last kind words
"Be careful what t'entoure"
Black, black, black, here and there, where?
(You must surely know where)
Black, black, black, here and there, where?
(Here, where there? Ah, I can not see)
Walking on gravel is noisy.
Here, there, there, ah, you do not look at me?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ...
"Your body has been exchanged, but you will always be one."
Ariel: I love that song...
Len: -teary eyed smile-
Ariel: -pats Len on back- Alrighty, Rin, your turn!
Rin: I want the tallest to help me with watering my plants...
Ariel: No. Just no. Pick something less...disturbing.
Rin: Then I want them to dance to Love and Joy~
Ariel: PFFFFFT...LOL! YES!
Rin: -turns on music and shoves Tallest onto dance floor-
Tallest R.: -...I mean, POOP
Tallest P.: -gettin' down- X3
Ariel: Bravissimo, Purple! Red, you failed to do the dare, go to the torture moose.
Moose: MOOSE NOISES!
Red: NOOOOOOO-
Moose: -eats Tallest Red-
Ariel: ^.^ Go, Luka.
Luka: I dare the Gaz girl to kiss the green kid.
Ariel: I LOVE YOU, LUK- errr, ahem, do it Gaz, or else the next torture person is gonna get'cha.
-points to Light Yagami from "Death Note" talking to the wall-
Gaz: Wow, that guy's off his rocker...and NO. I refuse to touch lips with that disgrace to the Irken empire.
Zim: WHATISTHEIRKENEMPIREIDON'- wait, how did you know?
Gaz: I'm not an idiot -blush-
Zim: Smart human worm baby...-kisses Gaz-
Gaz: -insert WTF? face here- -followed by a beet-face- ;)
Ariel: -insert angry face-
Gaz: What's with the long thing there?
Ariel: -snicker- Anyways, did you enjoy it, Gaz? -insert mocking face-
Gaz: Ye-NO!
Ariel: Suuure~ Ok, Dib, who's it gonna be?
-Gir runs around room-
Gir: PICK MEEEE, BIG-HEADED- BOY!
Dib: Fine, be silent for three days~!
Everyone except Dib and Gir: LE GASP!
Gir:...
Dib: HA!
Ariel: That's cold man...
Dib: At least mine is difficult!
Ariel: Oh, you want difficult? Just wait...
Gaz: My turn. Dib, go eat a live squirrel.
Dib: NO! Woodland creatures are my friends!
Ariel: -points to Light-
Dib: …..meep...
Light: -scribbles in notebook-
Dib: -dances and then suddenly drops to the floor dead-
Ariel: Ok! Now the annoying human is gone! :D Gumi, please take your turn!
Gumi: Oh, well, I actually wanted to dare Dib something, but...Ok, I want Miku to sing to me...please?
Miku: Really? Although I am so...ugly...?
Gumi: Yes! You have such a beautiful voice!
Miku: Ok...-breathes in-
hikari no naka de
mie nai mono ga
yami no naka de
ukan de mieru
makkura mori no
yami no naka de wa
kinou wa ashita
makkura kurai kurai
sakana wa sora ni
ko tori wa mizu ni
tamago ga hane te
kagami ga utau
makkura mori wa
fushigi na tokoro
asakara zutto
makkura kurai kurai
mimi o sumase ba
nani mo kikoe zu
tokei o mire ba
sakasa ma mawari
makkura mori wa
kokoro no meiro
hayai wa osoi
makkura kurai kurai
doko ni aru ka
minna shitteru
doko ni aru ka
dare mo shira nai
makkura mori wa
ugoki tsudukeru
chikaku te tooi
makkura kurai kurai
chikaku te tooi
makkura kurai kurai*
Gumi: Wow...so ...pretty
Ariel: -tear- Ok, now it's...Purple!
Purple: I don't wanna play, can I be eaten instead?
Ariel: -shrug- I don't want you in my show anyways. -pushes Purple towards Nny-
Nny: -cuts Purple to pieces-
Ariel: MOOSE! COME CLEAN THIS UP! Now, since Red is dead, Meiko gets to go.
Meiko: I dare you to not talk for the rest of this round!
Ariel: -"ok" signal and points to Zim-
Zim: Me? Ok! BRING IT ON FILTHY STINK-BEAST!
Ariel: -makes a puppet show of Zim kissing Gir-
Zim: WHAT! NO!
-Emerging from the darkness is...INSERT DRUMROLL~-
-TAK!-
Tak: Then come to me and prepare to be tortured, you disgrace!
Zim: -kisses Gir over and over again-
Gir:...
Ariel: -stares hard at Gumi-
Gumi: Until next time! Review and leave what you want them to do next! Next time, our helpers will be the Hetalia folks!
Ariel: -blows kiss and does a "I Love You" sing-
THUS CONCLUDES THIS EPISODE OF THE INVADER ZIM DARE GAME OF DOOMY WAFFLES!