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Chapter 1 The First Chapter
Mario and Luigi were sitting in their house doing nothing (as usual) when they heard the mailbox rattle.
Mario: Go get the mail, Luigi.
Luigi: Go to *$#^ Mario.
Mario: Why don't you?
Luigi: That was lame. Go get the mail, Mario.
Mario got the mail.
Mario: Look! A letter from Princess Peach!
Disgustingly Sweet High Voice: Dear Mario, Please come to the castle. I have baked a cake for you. Love, Princess Toadstool
-Peach
Mario: Oh, there's a PS.
D.S.H.V.: Tell Luigi -
Luigi: Tell Luigi what?
Mario: Oh, nothing.
Luigi: Give me that!
Luigi kicked Mario in the balls.
D.S.H.V. (As Mario crumpled): P.s. Tell Luigi that he can come too.
Luigi: Sweet!
With that, Luigi walked and Mario hobbled to the sewer pipe that led to Peach's castle. Its amazing how convieniant those things are, especially to plumbers.
As they crossed the moat of the castle, Luigi tried to push Mario in. Mario kicked him in the shin.Luigi smacked him upside the head. Mario tried to strangle him.Luigi tried to smash his face in.
Just then, Peach stepped out of the castle.
Peach (in her unnaturally high sweet voice): Thank you for coming!
Just then, Bowser swept down and kidnapped her.
Peach: Oh no!! Help me Mario!!!
Luigi: How does she manage to pronounce exclamation points?
Mario: Not again...
Suddenly a figure in a weird green hat holding a weird-looking purple thing appeared in a burst of fairy dust.
Link: That was cool. I've never played that song before.
Luigi: Hey, Link, my homie!
Link: Hi Luigi.(Suddenly looks distrustful) But where you find Luigi, theres always...Mario!
Mario: Well! If it isn't the childish upstart in the gay hat!
Link: Who're you calling childish, fatman?
Mario: You, duh.
Link: Who's taller, huh?
Mario suddenly looked nervous.
Luigi remembered he was supposed to beat up Mario, and pushed him in the moat.
Mario:AAAAAaaaaah h h...
Luigi: So, Link, seen Lord of the Rings yet?
There was a bright flash of light and the Fellowship of the Ring appeared.
Frodo: Did someone call?
Luigi: You aren't the Lord of the Rings, stupid!
Frodo: Sure I am. The movie's about me isn't it?
Merry whispered something in his ear.
Frodo: What?! The Lord of the Rings is the BAD GUY?!?
Pippin: Dude, didn't you read the script?
Frodo: It had too many big words.
Mario walked up, dripping.
Mario: Ha! You can't get rid of me that easily!
Aragorn: Hey! Its that annoying creep who keeps writing love letters to Arwen! Let's get him!
Aragorn drew his sword, Legolas loaded his bow, and Gimli got out his axe.
Mario: Gotta go.
As he left, Luigi leaned over and tripped him.
Chapter 1 The First Chapter
Mario and Luigi were sitting in their house doing nothing (as usual) when they heard the mailbox rattle.
Mario: Go get the mail, Luigi.
Luigi: Go to *$#^ Mario.
Mario: Why don't you?
Luigi: That was lame. Go get the mail, Mario.
Mario got the mail.
Mario: Look! A letter from Princess Peach!
Disgustingly Sweet High Voice: Dear Mario, Please come to the castle. I have baked a cake for you. Love, Princess Toadstool
-Peach
Mario: Oh, there's a PS.
D.S.H.V.: Tell Luigi -
Luigi: Tell Luigi what?
Mario: Oh, nothing.
Luigi: Give me that!
Luigi kicked Mario in the balls.
D.S.H.V. (As Mario crumpled): P.s. Tell Luigi that he can come too.
Luigi: Sweet!
With that, Luigi walked and Mario hobbled to the sewer pipe that led to Peach's castle. Its amazing how convieniant those things are, especially to plumbers.
As they crossed the moat of the castle, Luigi tried to push Mario in. Mario kicked him in the shin.Luigi smacked him upside the head. Mario tried to strangle him.Luigi tried to smash his face in.
Just then, Peach stepped out of the castle.
Peach (in her unnaturally high sweet voice): Thank you for coming!
Just then, Bowser swept down and kidnapped her.
Peach: Oh no!! Help me Mario!!!
Luigi: How does she manage to pronounce exclamation points?
Mario: Not again...
Suddenly a figure in a weird green hat holding a weird-looking purple thing appeared in a burst of fairy dust.
Link: That was cool. I've never played that song before.
Luigi: Hey, Link, my homie!
Link: Hi Luigi.(Suddenly looks distrustful) But where you find Luigi, theres always...Mario!
Mario: Well! If it isn't the childish upstart in the gay hat!
Link: Who're you calling childish, fatman?
Mario: You, duh.
Link: Who's taller, huh?
Mario suddenly looked nervous.
Luigi remembered he was supposed to beat up Mario, and pushed him in the moat.
Mario:AAAAAaaaaah h h...
Luigi: So, Link, seen Lord of the Rings yet?
There was a bright flash of light and the Fellowship of the Ring appeared.
Frodo: Did someone call?
Luigi: You aren't the Lord of the Rings, stupid!
Frodo: Sure I am. The movie's about me isn't it?
Merry whispered something in his ear.
Frodo: What?! The Lord of the Rings is the BAD GUY?!?
Pippin: Dude, didn't you read the script?
Frodo: It had too many big words.
Mario walked up, dripping.
Mario: Ha! You can't get rid of me that easily!
Aragorn: Hey! Its that annoying creep who keeps writing love letters to Arwen! Let's get him!
Aragorn drew his sword, Legolas loaded his bow, and Gimli got out his axe.
Mario: Gotta go.
As he left, Luigi leaned over and tripped him.