As the description says, this will be a collection of short spin of one-shots to my other stories, mostly in the vein of RWBY CHIBI, so short, hopefully funny skits and bits that wouldn't fit into the Stories proper.
First of we get a short flashback to our favorite half Beowolf's time at Signal.


On a nice summer day Onyxia Purpura was leading Ruby's class through the forests on patch. Normally this should have been a test for the students to prove how good they could do in a fight against the young Beowolves prowling through the island's forests. But This time around there weren't any that came close enough for even the Huntress chaperoning the students to detect them.

Now while all the twitching of the wolf eared girls ears and tail had been waved of as simple nervousness, which was not entirely wrong. Instead of her classmates, who were unsure if they would be able to defeat one of the Grimm on their own, which Ruby had done at least twice the night before when she had to teach some pups their place in her pack, the half Grimm feared that she would not be able to warn some poor unfortunate Beowolf in time for them to evade the sharpened senses of Ms Pupura.

"Where are they?" the chaperon complained, seeing as they should have encountered least half a dozen adolescent beasts by now.

At the end of the group, Ruby's better than normal hearing was picking up the snapping of twigs heralding the approach of an inexperienced hunter. After making sure Onyxia was looking in a different direction, the young redhead let out a barking cough. "*cough* [GO AWAY]*cough*", which did cause the teacher to spin around to face the youngest student present.

"Miss Rose is everything alright?" The Huntress asked concerned as she stepped closer to the girl in the red cloak.

"Yes." Ruby replied before she brought her hand to her mouth and faked another cough. "Just got a dry throat."

"Well as long as it isn't anything serious, maybe the loud sounds of your coughing could finally attract a few Grimm to our position." Ms Pupura told the young girl before she turned to look for some Grimm for the students to try and fight once more.

Even so when it was time for the students to return to Signal for normal afternoon classes, they had not encountered even one Grimm. After leading the student back to the school grounds, Onyxia made her way to the teacher's lounge where she collapsed on the worn out sofa next to her old friend and colleague Qrow Branwen.

Leaning closer to the Huntsman, the woman whispered to him. "Say any chance you have something to drink with you?"

After a quick look around to make sure they were alone for the moment, Qrow pulled a simple flask out and handed it to the Huntress next to him who took a deep sip before handing it back.

"So why the sudden need for a drink?" Qrow asked as he hid his flask once more.

"Well I just took a class on a field trip to see how good they can fight against Grimm already, but the whole day long we did not encounter any Grimm, not even a Beowolf pup." She explained completely exasperated, not noticing how Qrow quickly took a hasty sip from his flask as well. "Well what class was it?"

"Your nieces, I was kind of looking forward to seeing for myself how that little scythe wielder would stack up against real Girmm but nooo." Onyxia continued, still oblivious to Qrow's reactions, as the older Huntsman was beginning to sweat nervously and whisper to himself. "Damn it Petal, Someone is going to notice if you keep this up."

"Did you say something Qrow?"

"No."


Also this little reaction to the most recent chapter of A Grimm Rose by Monokub gave me the idea to start this collection, So I'll go ahead and share it(with some edits for spelling and formating):

Ruby: *watches video* Oh my god, I'm related to some queen?

Penny and Winter: *burst through the door*

Winter: You found out who you were related to?!

Ruby? What the-? How the heck did you find out so fast?

Penny: You were playing everything out loud on your phone.

Ruby: *blinks in confusion while checking phone, then reveals she forgot to plug in her headphones* ...Oh... that would explain everyone's reaction earlier...

*Flashback 5 minutes ago*

Ruby: *continues watching training video on how to be a professional team leader*

Trainer on Video: Alright! So you want to know how to lead your team to victory, huh? Well there's plenty of ways to do it! First off, you need to discover their weaknesses. Do you have blond members or someone who looks like they have a weight problem?

Yang: *eyes go white before checking herself out, then walks out of the room teary eyed and depressed*

Trainer: Or any members who seem stuck up and full of themselves?

Weiss: *scoffs at statement* Well I never! Excuse me for trying to be professional! *grumbles marching out the door before slamming it shut*

Blake: *watches Weiss leave and then looks back to Ruby* Ruby, I think your-

Trainer: Or worst of all, maybe you have a totally reclusive emo girl with insecurity issues and abandonment issues because her parents don't love her enough to live anywhere close by where she is today!

Blake: *jaw drops and goes full teary eyed, then sniffles audibly while walking out the door

Ruby: *sees Blake Leaving* Hey Blake, where you going?

Blake: I need to go call my parents...

Ruby: *watches her leave before shrugging*

*End flashback*

Ruby: ...Maybe I should look into using subtitles...


So now that you read this go and checkout Monokub's story My Little Fire Flower, which is very enjoyable.