Dirt Eater

A: This is my 4th story! I use *'s to substitute cursing. So here we go!

Chapter 1: The trap

It was like any other day, Maka, Soul, Black*Star, Tsubaki, Kidd, Liz and Patti were on a mission with Chrona tagging along.

"Screech Alpha!" Chrona shouted swinging Ragnorok.

"Death Cannon!" Kidd shouted as he shot the enemy.

"Shadow Star!" Black*Star shouted as he slashed the enemy.

"Witch Hunter!"'Maka screamed as she finished off the enemy. The enemy spread apart and 4 Kishin eggs floated in the air. Kidd didn't like the fact it wasn't going to be split symmetrical, but Liz and Patti split one of them for each other to make Kidd happy.

"Heh, thanks for the meal guys." Soul said bowwing. Soul gulped down the evil soul and burped.

Medusa who saw the whole thing chuckled. She immeadiately flew down there on her witch broom. She then chanted to the group,

"Make, Snake, Cobra, Cobra." Maka and the other gasped.

"Hahahaha. Soon you guys will go to a world of destruction!" Medusa hissed. She was going to send them to a world of war, but sent them to a world of... Cleaning. Medusa immeadiately frowned when she found out Eruka gave her the wrong potion. Medusa then flew off to scold the poor frog-witch.

Meanwhile our famous group were in a different world. Feet turned into inches. So basically everyone was 5 inches tall except for Tsubaki and Liz. The students were right in front of a school that looked like the DWMA. The only thing was the school was a bunk bed with holes that looked like doors.

"Wait a second... If that's a bed... Then we are... Small!" Soul said freaking out. They walked in The door and saw Lord Death... Small size...

"Hey hey! What's up?" Lord Death greeted.

"Where are we?" Tsubaki asked looking around.

"You are at the CWMA! Or Cleaning Weapon Miester Acadamy! Your job is to collect 99 dust balls of evil and the dust ball of 1 broom to become a Death Utensil! We dont want a Kishin utensil to awaken, so get ready!" The Smaller Lord Death said.

"HAHA! This school is not big enough for me!" Black*Star shouted.

"SWEEPER CHOP!" Lord Death said smashing Black*Star in his head with hand. Kidd was in heaven. The whole place was symmetrical. Liz and Patti just looked around. Maka was speechless and Soul was mumbling how this was uncool. Tsubaki just cried. Oh and Chrona... He creeped around.

"So, go to your first class!" Lord Death said. Maka nodded and took everyone there. On the way Maka had a discussion .

"Okay guys this isn't where we are supposed to be! We need to find away to get home!" Maka stated.

"True, but we need to get some information from here. Who knows, maybe somebody can get us back home." Kidd replied.

"Let's go this class first though. We may learn something cool to get us back home." Soul said. The group walked in the room. They saw Stein with a real life small screw in his head.

"Oh so your the new students. Please take a seat." Maka sat down at an empty desk. Kidd tightened up his. Patti started to make a giraffe and Liz polished her nails."I hope you weapons are ready to show your weapon forms..." Stein said turning his screw. "But before that let the new students introduce themselves."

"I'm meister Maka! And her is my partner Soul!" Maka shouted in a cheery voice. Some of the girls mumbled because they wanted to be Soul's partner.

"I'm Death the Kid and these are my partners Liz and Patti." Kidd said.

"I'M THE BIG STAR BLACK*STAR! YAHOO!" Black*Star shouted, standing on his desk.

"And I'm... I'm... C-c-ch-ch-" Chrona stuttered.

"He's Chrona. And his partner is Ragnorok. Ragnorok is asleep." Maka finished for him.

"Alright then. Let's begin!" Stein said clicking his screw. Ox walked down there. Harvard turned into a toothpick instead of a staff. Maka looked dumfounded.

"So your a Toothpick Miester." Stein said. Kim and Jackie went next. Jackie turned into a match and lit on fire. Maka and her group looked lost. Kirikou walked down with fire and thunder and they turned in dish washing gloves.

"Are you new students ready?" Stein asked.

A: Yay! Please rate and review! No flames please! My beginnings are always short... Oh please tell me what weapon forms should they have!