X-files, the Musical!
DISCLAIMER-I do not own the rights to the X-files series but I always loved the show. I hope that all of the fans of the show, as well as the creators, realize that this is all in fun.
Act 1, scene 1
(Agent Mulder steps into Agent Sculley's new Honda Civic. The rain stops momentarily and Sculley lowers the front window. In the background, a male and female chorus is singing to the tune of the X-files theme music.)
CHORUS :( They sing softly at first, and then the volume increases.) The-uh truth is out there! The-uh-truth is out there!"
MULDER: I've actually seen the alien in the laboratory, Sculley, and this is confidential. No one is supposed to know this.
SCULLY: (Her interest piqued) What does it look like?
CHORUS: (Getting louder) The-un truth is out there! The-uh truth is out there!
MULDER: It looks like Pat Robertson.
SCULLY: My God, Mulder! That's frightening!
MULDER: Tell me about it.
CHORUS: (Louder still) The-uh truth is out there! The-uh truth is out there!
SCULLY: The public can't know about this. There would be a full scale panic!
CHORUS: (Getting even louder.) The-uh truth is out there! The-uh truth is out there!
MULDER: Not to mention pandemonium!
SCULLY: Panic is the same as pandemonium, Muldur! The point is…
CHORUS: (Unbearably loud) The-un truth is out there! The-uh truth is out there!
SCULLY: (Sticks her head out the window and screams at the top of her lungs.)
SHUT UP! (The singing ends abruptly and the chorus disbands.) Thank God! I could
barely hear myself think!
MULDER: You actually think?
SCULLY: Fuck off, Mulder.
TO BE CONTINUED