The Lies Behind Super Mario Bros
Mario is with Peach and decides to walk Peach out by her castle.
Mario turns around and then he sees a hella fine girl walking into the castle!"
"AH Peach something is happening at the castle!"
He runs away and starts flirting with which he said, " Its a me Mario babe."
Well apparently hella fine girl was Daisy so he got slapped, and he ran back to Peach.
Peach was talking to Bowser Jr. and Mario watched him kidnap her, nice going Mario.
Bowser Jr lets Peach say bye to Mario.
Peach goes and hits Mario and knocks him on the ground.
"YOUR WEAAK MARIO!. Let's go Bowser Jr.." says Peach
And then Mario becomes depressed, and lays in bed drinking prune juice for days.
Luckily Luigi bought some Symbolta for Mario to get up and going.
Then Mario kept dying over and over again, and he eventually gave up.
The news reporters got mad so they made up the story that he saved her.
This story is top secret information possessed by the government, so as soon as i post this on fan fiction I will be murdered by the government.
I had to rat out Mario, sorry if your disappointed guys, Mario doesn't deserve the life he's living.
I hope everyone reading this attends my funeral and thanks me for this secret.
THE END