Terry Fryer, This isn't your life- Pt. 1
What happens when South Park gets over ran by angry lesbians and in a fit of desperation, they turn to North Park. After repeatedly being told not to play with the North Park teens, well, teens are dicks, so of course they won't listen…
"TERRY FRYER GET UP NOW!" My mom said in her usually bitchy 'I'm the queen, and ya'll are peasants!' Today was going to suck, I could feel it in my bones, because you wanna know why? Those stupid, dirty, monkey's from South Park are coming over, and they're just going to be flinging their shit, and scratching their asses all over our school. Oppa- My best Frenemie- was actually excited. Koreans, can't live with them, can't live without them.
As I was putting my shoes on, skipping breakfast, like my mom makes it, I noticed the new kids walking by. Ughh, WHY WHY WHY!? Now me, Oppa and Carmen are going to be forced to make new friends. Carmen is always so negative, she says the kids from South Park are going to rape us and eat our flesh. What does she know? As I headed out the door, I gave my little cousin the finger, because I know she poured her cereal in my back pack, I could feel it leaking through, Ughh, what the flip!
While I was walking, I noticed a kid in an orange parka with the hood down, he had light blonde hair and some smexy eyes. That was until I realized he was from South Park, eww. I saw him ru up to me, I tried to be polite as possible, but the disgust was building up with in me, I saw like 18, maybe 20 other kids behind him, Jesus fucking Christ what is this? Does everybody only come to my house because I live right on the corner. But then, just then, I couldn't believe my eyes! Oppa and Carmen were in front of that group! Does this count as some sort of racism…?
"Hey! Uhm," The kid in the green ushanka said, he looked like a nerd, "Do you know where Uhm… North Park school is?" I paused for a second, "Uhm, you guys must be from South Park, right?" BAKA QUESTIONs! He gave me the, 'bitch, are you retarded?' stare. And I deserved it, then this fat kid in a red and yellow jacket spoke up, "No dumb bitch, we're from mars." I smiled, I was going to fuck with him at school for sure, "Follow me, my ducklings." Me Gusta…
"Where's Oppa!" Carmen frowned, "She effin late again!" Some kid with those kids walked up, I remembered orange parka, green ushanka and fatass, but there were to new ones, I must not meet them, "Hey, Uhm, I'm Stan; this is Kyle, Butters, Kenny and Cartman." He pointed to the names of the respectful owners, I knodded as Oppa was walking up, strutting a similar bro stache to mine, "SUP BITCHES." The boys jumped back, Oppa's voice, although she's fuckin Chinese she sounds Black, like her name should be Jerome. "Uh, Okay. And? South park? Right?" Stan knodded staring at Oppa, "Yeah, and we we're wondering if you could help us find… Mrs. Harrison's class…?" The sex change teacher, he is now a she. "Sure, room 708 on the top floor, Better get going little man boy child, It's a long ass walk." The kid in the ushanka spoke up, "Thanks! And you're name is…" either he's being nice, or he's flirting. He's not flirting. My face is gross. Ugh.
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