It's all odd with Tea
Yes, boredom is an evil thing. Viciously it molests and uses its victims and molds them into quivering masses of pointless stupidity.
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(Cid opens the door to his lovely little home in Rocket Town)
Cid; Shera, I'm back! (he removes his boots at the door and slips on his slippers) Shera?
(Cid walks into the lounging area and spots a mysterious head of black hair peeping over the back of the couch. He cautiously moves in towards, not really knowing what it was, but knowing that it might be Shera with a new hair job)
Cid; Um… Shera?
(the mysterious head of black hair shifts and giggles)
Cid; (reaches out to grab the hair) Oi, just who the $#^$ do you think you are? Breaking into my house like--
Vincent; (pops up to reveal that he is the mysterious head of black hair) Howdy CAPtain! (He mock salutes Cid)
Cid; (jumps up ten feet) VINCENT!? $#^$!! What the $#^$ do you $#^$'in think you are $#^$'in doing in my $#^$'in house!?
Vincent; (waves around half empty bottle) Drinking… TEA!
Cid; Tea!? (snatches the bottle away from Vincent and examines it, a look of dread haunting his features) MY LIQUOR!!
Vincent; (gives Cid a dramatic look) To tea, or not to tea… (falls back on couch) Tea, I do believe, rhymes with be. As it does with key and knee. (thinks for a minute and taps his own nose with his index finger) POP GOES THE WEASEL!! Why does the weasel pop, Cid?
Cid; $#^$… (stares at the many empty bottles of beer that litter the floor)
Vincent; My bologna has a first name it… it's…O S C A R! My bologna has a second name it's M A Y E R! Oooh, I like to eat it everyday and if you ask me why I SAAAAAY!
Cid; Oh god…
Vincent; (latches onto Cid and nuzzles him) I love you Highwind. May I bear your child? (hiccups)
Cid; (peels Vincent off of him rather roughly) Get the #$^# off me! What the hell is the matter with you!?
Vincent; (lifts his leg up and puts his foot in Cid's face) Eat leather sole! (presses his foot into Cid's face) Ehehehehehehehehe!
Cid; (pushes Vincent over and onto the floor) Stop it! (grabs Vincent's wrist)
Vincent; … (looks at Cid and smiles) Hey. Punk. (breaks off into hysterical fits of giggling)
Cid; … #$^#
Vincent; (takes Cid's goggles and puts them on) Now I'm the captain! (takes the pack of cigarettes out of the goggle's strap) Hmm…
Cid; (pales) No… Vincent… not my cigarettes. I need them to survive! VINCENT!!
Vincent; (completes the task of eating Cid's cigarettes) Blah! Nasty!
Cid; (dies)
Vincent; Heeee… (pokes Cid who twitches in response) JUST LIKE DEAD BUGS!! (pokes Cid again) A heh heh heh.
Cid; (twitch)
Vincent; (poke) BACKSTROKE!!
Cid; (twitch)
Vincent; (poke) BACKSTROKE!!
Cid; (twitch)
Vincent; (poke) BACKSTROKE!!
Cid; (grabs Vincent) Stop it, you little #$^%*#$!
Vincent; Wa!! (passes out finally)
Cid; That was… weird. (walks away a very confused man)
~ * ~ OWARI ~ * ~ …or is it?
It's fun to censor Cid's cursed. Cause you get to guess what he's saying! Wheee! You can even make up your own bad words. It's just like one big party game. NAME THAT CURSE!! A heh heh heh. Whoot.
Ba-chu!
Devious Destruction