Oh dear, not again. Looks like no one has stopped me so I'm still writing.
But first, to address some issues from my reviews.
1. Yes I am obsessed with elves
2. Yes I am also obsessed with donuts
3. Why always Aragorn? Because he is my second favourite character, but if
u would prefer someone else to discover Legolas' secret shames just speak
up
4. The spiders, well, who says Legolas isn't afraid of the spiders in
Mirkwood? Perhaps there was some sort of spider 'incident' when he was a
child
5. Yes, I am Australian, and proud of it!
6. My larger fics wont be updated until the end of the exams so until then,
only Legolas' shames. But first up after the exams is 'Snappy dressing dude
gets hit on the head"
7. Man! Finally onto the story
Legolas' secret shame no.5# * * *
Aragorn had once again found himself on the wrong side of the locked bathroom door.
"Legolas, let me in God dammit, we know about the peroxide!"
Through the door only the sound of humming could be heard
Aragorn was starting to get very irritated. Elves and bathrooms! And Legolas was even worse than Arwen.
The Ranger put his ear to the door...no running water, no sloshing, deciding there was only minimal risk that the elf would be undressed Aragorn once again tried the fool proof plan of running into things to open/knock them over.
Unfortunately, the door was barricaded from the other side, Legolas may have been a blond (if you indicate anything else, soon expect to find yourself pinned by arrows to a very tall tree), but not even blonds make the same mistake twice.
After Aragorn had regained consciousness he decided a different approach would be wise. Taking a stool from an empty room the Ranger was soon outside the bathroom window.lucky elvan architects had never heard of glass.
Here the humming was much louder.
Grasping the window ledge Aragorn hauled himself up and through the window, landing gracefully.in the bath.
After spluttering and waving his arms around comically for awhile the Ranger peered through the bubbles and wet hair. and spied the elf...
"That's it!" the man of Gondor said, as he stood, water cascading off him. "I'm taking a holiday".
And with that he thrust the laundry hamper blocking the door aside and stormed out of the room leaving a trail of wet footprints after him.
Legolas looked in astonishment at the retreating Ranger, and then, shrugging his shoulders, continued to shave his legs.
* * * Wasn't that fun? Is it just me or am I getting more insane/stupid. well ok now we have 5 secret shames, this next one will be: Aragorn's secret shame no.1# Exams are draining my brain so if u can think of any secret shames for leggie write em down in a review and I can use them. Don't be hogging those secret shames to yourself! Oh and btw I can tease blonds cause I am one!
Legolas' secret shame no.5# * * *
Aragorn had once again found himself on the wrong side of the locked bathroom door.
"Legolas, let me in God dammit, we know about the peroxide!"
Through the door only the sound of humming could be heard
Aragorn was starting to get very irritated. Elves and bathrooms! And Legolas was even worse than Arwen.
The Ranger put his ear to the door...no running water, no sloshing, deciding there was only minimal risk that the elf would be undressed Aragorn once again tried the fool proof plan of running into things to open/knock them over.
Unfortunately, the door was barricaded from the other side, Legolas may have been a blond (if you indicate anything else, soon expect to find yourself pinned by arrows to a very tall tree), but not even blonds make the same mistake twice.
After Aragorn had regained consciousness he decided a different approach would be wise. Taking a stool from an empty room the Ranger was soon outside the bathroom window.lucky elvan architects had never heard of glass.
Here the humming was much louder.
Grasping the window ledge Aragorn hauled himself up and through the window, landing gracefully.in the bath.
After spluttering and waving his arms around comically for awhile the Ranger peered through the bubbles and wet hair. and spied the elf...
"That's it!" the man of Gondor said, as he stood, water cascading off him. "I'm taking a holiday".
And with that he thrust the laundry hamper blocking the door aside and stormed out of the room leaving a trail of wet footprints after him.
Legolas looked in astonishment at the retreating Ranger, and then, shrugging his shoulders, continued to shave his legs.
* * * Wasn't that fun? Is it just me or am I getting more insane/stupid. well ok now we have 5 secret shames, this next one will be: Aragorn's secret shame no.1# Exams are draining my brain so if u can think of any secret shames for leggie write em down in a review and I can use them. Don't be hogging those secret shames to yourself! Oh and btw I can tease blonds cause I am one!