CONFESSIONS OF A SPOCKAHOLIC
I promised myself that the next time I posted a Junjou Romantica story, it would be a serious work of literature with an actual plot. And then this happened. I have no excuse. I'm so sorry.
As you can probably imagine, you are about to venture into perv-infested waters with a forecast of strong language. Just a heads up.
...with deepest apologies to Katy Perry and Shungiku Nakamura
Teenage Peen
You think I'm pervy
When I try to make you cum
You think I'm lazy
When I get my deadlines wrong
I know you want me
So I'll make your pants come down, down
Before you met me, I liked to write
But things were kinda lonely
You held me and cried
Now every bear you gave me
Lets me know you are mine
You are mine
Let be wild and gay tonight
No regrets, just love
We can fuck, until we die
You will cry and we'll cum forever
[Chorus:]
You make me feel like I'm licking a
Teenage peen
The way you turn me on
I can't stop
Let's hump today and
I'll ride on your back
I'll ride on your back
My cock throbs
When you yell at me
Just your crotch
Misaki I believe
Needs a feel
So drop your pants and
I'll ride on your back
I'll ride on your back
Went to Hokkaido
Bought snacks but left one each
Got marimo and
Rolled around in the sheets
I finally found you
My little shy cocktease
You're so sweet
Let's be wild and gay tonight
No regrets, just love
We can fuck until we die
You will cry, and we'll cum forever
[Chorus:]
You make me feel like I'm licking a
Teenage peen
The way you turn me on
I can't stop
Let's hump today and
I'll ride on your back
I'll ride on your back
My cock throbs
When you yell at me
Just your crotch
Misaki I believe
Needs a feel
So drop your pants and
I'll ride on your back
I'll ride on your back
I'mma get your arse aching in your skin-tight jeans
See your teenage peen tonight
Make you put your hands on me
In my skin-tight jeans
See your teenage peen tonight
[Chorus:]
Yoooouuu
You make me feel
Like I'm licking a
Teenage peen
The way you turn me on
I can't stop
Let's hump today and
I'll ride on your back
I'll ride on your back
No
My cock throbs
When you yell at me
Just your crotch
Misaki I believe
Needs a feel
So drop your pants and
I'll ride on your back
I'll ride on your back
I'mma get your arse aching in your skin-tight jeans
See your teenage peen tonight
Make you put your hands on me
In my skin-tight jeans
See your teenage peen tonight
(Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight)
I'm not sure how often I'll update this one, but it will probably happen when I'm struggling to write my other stuff (writing pervy song parodies is kind of my go-to when I get writer's block). If anyone has any requests for other songs to spoof, feel free to let me know and I'll be happy to consider them.
Spockfully yours,
Spockholic