The 12 days of Pain!
On the first day of Christmas, Sam Puckett gave to me,
A BIG SHOVE OUT A TREE,
On the second day of Christmas, Sam Puckett gave to me,
TWO INDIAN BURNS
AND A BIG SHOVE OUT A TREE,
On the third day of Christmas, Sam Puckett gave to me,
THREE MOCKING DANCES
TWO INDIAN BURNS
AND A BIG SHOVE OUT A TREE,
On the fourth day of Christmas, Sam Puckett gave to me,
FOUR PUSHES OVER
THREE MOCKING DANCES
TWO INDIAN BURNS
AND A BIG SHOVE OUT A TREE,
On the fifth day of Christmas, Sam Puckett gave to me,
Five GOLDEN SLAPS
FOUR PUSHES OVER
THREE MOCKING DANCES
TWO INDIAN BURNS
AND A BIG SHOVE OUT A TREE,
On the sixth day of Christmas, Sam Puckett gave to me,
SIX VIOLENT PUNCHES
Five GOLDEN SLAPS
FOUR PUSHES OVER
THREE MOCKING DANCES
TWO INDIAN BURNS
AND A BIG SHOVE OUT A TREE,
On the seventh day of Christmas, Sam Puckett gave to me,
SEVEN LIFTS OVER THE SHOULDER
SIX VIOLENT PUNCHES
Five GOLDEN SLAPS
FOUR PUSHES OVER
THREE MOCKING DANCES
TWO INDIAN BURNS
AND A BIG SHOVE OUT A TREE,
ON the eight day of Christmas, Sam Puckett gave to me,
EIGHT VOLTS OF SHOCK PEN
SEVEN LIFTS OVER THE SHOULDER
SIX VIOLENT PUNCHES
Five GOLDEN SLAPS
FOUR PUSHES OVER
THREE MOCKING DANCES
TWO INDIAN BURNS
AND A BIG SHOVE OUT A TREE,
ON the ninth day of Christmas, Sam Puckett gave to me,
NINE PLUS THIRTY ONE NICKENAMES
EIGHT VOLTS OF SHOCK PEN
SEVEN LIFTS OVER THE SHOULDER
SIX VIOLENT PUNCHES
Five GOLDEN SLAPS
FOUR PUSHES OVER
THREE MOCKING DANCES
TWO INDIAN BURNS
AND A BIG SHOVE OUT A TREE,
ON the tenth day of Christmas, Sam Puckett gave to me,
TEN TIMES THE TOURTURE
NINE PLUS THIRTY ONE NICKENAMES
EIGHT VOLTS OF SHOCK PEN
SEVEN LIFTS OVER THE SHOULDER
SIX VIOLENT PUNCHES
Five GOLDEN SLAPS
FOUR PUSHES OVER
THREE MOCKING DANCES
TWO INDIAN BURNS
AND A BIG SHOVE OUT A TREE,
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Sam Puckett gave to me,
ELEVEN NASTY INSULTS
TEN TIMES THE TOURTURE
NINE PLUS THIRTY ONE NICKENAMES
EIGHT VOLTS OF SHOCK PEN
SEVEN LIFTS OVER THE SHOULDER
SIX VIOLENT PUNCHES
Five GOLDEN SLAPS
FOUR PUSHES OVER
THREE MOCKING DANCES
TWO INDIAN BURNS
AND A BIG SHOVE OUT A TREE,
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
TWELVE SMILES ONLY FOR ME,
WAIT, WHAT! ./.