A/N: Hi again! This is a short songfic I wrote long ago, now revised.
Okay, this story has my OC, My Second Side (MSS) in it. She's just like me, except she doesn't physically exist, she's dormant sometimes, and that she's in human form most of the time. Her appearance will be revealed in the story.
DISCLAIMER (sorry! I forgot to put this in my first story!): I don't own the Penguins of Madagascar or the Alphabet Song.
...{o0o}...
"Hey MSS!" called Lolla. "Look what I found!"
A girl wearing a purple sweatshirt and jeggings walked over and crouched next to the tan-and-black haired Yorkshire terrier at the bottom of a closet in the Penguins' HQ.
"What's up?"
"Look!" Lolla repeated. "A children's songs karaoke CD!" The small dog held up the colorful case proclaiming the words: Children's Favorite Nursery Rhymes. MSS's face brightened in recognition.
"Hey! I remember that CD!"
"Yeah, I used to listen and watch this when I was little." Lolla smiled. "Let's watch this, just to relive the joys of childhood!"
"Okay! I'll set up the DVD player."
...{o0o}...
Moments later, both dog and imaginary friend were facing the TV, singing aloud to the nursery rhymes, including Baa Baa Black Sheep, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and the Alphabet Song—
"Huh," interrupted MSS. "Did you notice they all had the same tune?"
"Do you mind?!" screamed the narrator. "I'm trying to do my job here!"
"Sorry, sorry. Continue." MSS apologized.
Anyway, the two's singing (they were singing the Alphabet Song) immediately caught Skipper's attention. To him, the singing was pure torture to hear.
"A, you're annoying." He sang, walking up to them while covering his earholes.
"B, you're so bad to me." Lolla paused the CD and faced him with annoyance. What is it with brothers? They never leave you alone or they ignore you too much! She thought.
"C, you're a curse on all mankind." Skipper uncovered his earholes.
"D, you're a devil." Lolla put her paws up to her head and curled them, making the international "devil" sign.
"And E, you're so evil." Skipper held his flipper-arm (?) up to his face, as though he was covering his face with a cape.
"And F, you're so full of unkind." She retorted, shoving him.
"G, you're not good to me." He complained.
"H, you're so horrible-y."
"I, you're the one I find icky." Skipper stuck his tongue out.
"J, we're unlike Jack and Jill."
"K, you're the one I want to kill," said Skipper, remembering those countless moments Lolla irritated him out of his feathers.
"L, you're not at all lovely." Lolla replied.
"M, N, O, P," MSS joined.
"Why don't you go away?" Lolla asked.
"Q, R, S, T."
"If you do it would totally make my day!"
"U make me incomplete," sang Skipper.
"V, you're very indiscreet."
"W, X, Y, Z!" MSS sang.
"This hate-filled song of you is absolutely true," sang Lolla.
"At least that's what it means to me!" Skipper sang.
MSS immediately burst into applause.
The two siblings smiled in thanks. Even though they had bad memories and arguments from time to time, in the end they repent and make up, driven by the force of love
...{o0o}...
A/N: I have no idea how to write that last part, so, yes, I know it's really sucky. :/
So did you like it? Thank you for reading!
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