"Oh Metroman, you're the only one for me!" Said Megamind to Metroman.
"But it can never be," Metroman said sadly, "The world isn't ready to accept our love."
He began to turn away but Megamind grabbed him and planted a big sloppy kiss on him! Their teeth romantically clattered together as their tongues slid down each other's throats, making it hard to breathe but it was okay because it was HOT.
"Metroman… I have something to tell you…" said Megamind softly.
"What?" asked Metroman, staring deeply into Megamind's gigantic blue forehead and poorly rendered eyelashes.
"I'm… MEGAPREGNANT!"
Just then, thousands of tiny Megaminds burst forth from Megamind's head. "Ah! My birthing sac!" Megamind said in embarrassment.
Tiny megaminds rained down from the heavens. It first it was very romantic, with the sun setting and the Megaminds falling like beautiful drops of blue rain, but then the ratio of Megaminds to people became 2:1! and then the ratio of Megaminds to air molecules was 1:1! Everyone suffocated on tiny Megaminds and the world was crushed under their immense weight.
The end.