Once apon a time there was a little boy named satchel face, he tried to fit in with a bigger boy and a princess who was his sister but they were to self absorbed. Then one day he promised he would become a jedi. He didn't. he failed and he lost his tounge, three toes, part of his arm and all of his dignity. people began to flan him where ever he went he was always covered in custard pie that people were chuking at his satchel face. But alas our tale ends on a happy note as he became the most famous drag burlesque act in the system! He called himself madam peachy poo and jaja binks was his stage manager, they had a bit of a fling but it didn't work out. Any way it was corsets and coco da mere all the way for satchel face he had found his real place in life on a deep journey whilst leia found that working as a bin man with her secret lover borris Johnson was the best fruit life could bare and they all lived. HAPPILY EVER AFTER
BOLLYWOOD DANCE NUMBER
BIN MEN
DRAG QUEENS
ITS OK TO FOLLOW YOUR HEART
BUT NOT REALLY IF YOU A SATCHEL FACE
LUKE GUESS WHAT
YOUR SACKED!