CHAPTER 1: INITIATION
-in training-
Sergeant: WHO ARE YOU MAGGOT?!
Coleman: *salutes* COLEMAN SLY FROM TROST DISTRICT SIR!
Sergeant: WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
Coleman: TO HELP HUMANITY FIGHT THE TITANS SIR!
Sergeant: WHY DO YOU WHERE THAT EYEPATCH YOU PATHETIC WORM?!
Coleman: I'M BLIND IN MY LEFT EYE SIR!
-ten minutes later-
Sergeant: WHO ARE YOU?!
Yuzuki: *cringes at volume but salutes* Y-YUZUKI AKAMAYA FROM T-TROST DISTRICT S-SIR!
Sergeant: WHY ARE YOU HERE MAGGOT?!
Yuzuki: T-TO HELP HUMANITY D-DESTROY THE TITANS SIR!
Sergeant: THAT'S JUST FUCKING AMAZING! *sarcasm* WHY ARE YOU STUTTERING SO MUCH?!
Yuzuki: I-I CAN'T HELP IT S-SIR! *whispers so that no one can hear* I have a s-speech impediment…
-thirty minutes later-
Sergeant: WHO ARE YOU, YOU SLUT?!
Garnet: *salutes* GARNET BECK, I'M FROM TROST DISTRICT SIR!
Sergeant: WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
Garnet: *smirks* TO HELP HUMANITY ANNIHILATE ALL THE TITANS SIR!
Sergeant: WHAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY?!
Garnet: I THINK THAT I WILL BE A GREAT HELP TO HUMANITY!
Sergeant: *headbutts Garnet*
Garnet: *falls down and flips off the Sergeant*
Sergeant: DID I SAY THAT YOU COULD SIT DOWN?! YOU COCKY BITCH! *moves on to the next person*
-later in the dining hall-
Garnet: That guy is a dick.
Coleman: That's his job. At least you're not the only one who got head-butted.
Garnet: Who else did?
Coleman: The most notable one was Jean. *points at Jean*
Yuzuki: I-It's true. D-Didn't Jaeger also g-get head-butted t-too?
Coleman: I don't even think that he got picked on. *looks around and sees a crowd surrounding Eren* I'm going to go see what's happening over there. *walks into the crowd*
Yuzuki: *looks from the crowd to Garnet, back to the crowd, gets up, and somehow slips to the front of the crowd silently*
Eren: The Armored titan looked like a normal one to me.
Yuzuki: *says quietly* T-Then you obviously d-don't know how to t-tell the difference between t-the titans.
Eren: *ignores Yuzuki*
Thomas: What about the normal ones?
Eren: *stiffens up and covers his mouth*
Coleman: Come on guys, give him a break.
Eren: No, I can say one thing, they aren't very threatening. I'll destroy them all, trust me.
Yuzuki: *says quietly* (A/N: She's always quiet) H-How can you destroy t-them without knowing w-what type it is? Y-You need to have a s-strategy for every d-different titan.
Jean: I'm sure that you will. *sarcasm*
Eren: You're the guy who wants to take it easy in the Military Police right?
Jean: Yeah.
Coleman: *goes back to the table where Garnet is*
Yuzuki: *slips back to the table silently*
Garnet: What was all that about?
Coleman: Just Eren being cocky again. He's picking a fight with horse-face too.
Yuzuki: *giggles for the first time in like 10 years*
Coleman: That's new. I've never heard you giggle before.
Yuzuki: Y-Yeah. I-I don't have much t-to giggle about. I-In fact, I d-don't have much to be h-happy about...
Garnet: Oh yeah, I forgot, your past was really shitty.
Coleman: Hey, mine was too. You're not that different.
Yuzuki: Y-You don't understand w-what I've been through. *looks down at the table and starts picking at her food*
Garnet: I had it pretty easy compared to you two.
Coleman: Trust me, I've had it worse than anyone else here. *hears the bell toll, gets up and walks out*
Yuzuki: *quickly walks out of the dining hall with her head still down*