Germany was punk, and Germany was hungry. But not only was he hungry too, he was also… horny. But he was bored of microwaves…
Germany heaved his overweight body off of the couch and slithered his punk self over to the fridge. Nothing looked appetizing or fuckable…
He scratched his week old tattoos and decided to check the freezer. His beanie slid down and irritated his pierced eyebrows. Who said being punk rock was easy? Germany looked in the freezer. Maybe he would eat some ice cream and pass out on his piano which he pretended he could play.
But. That's when something caught his eye.
The frozen pizza reflected in Germany's blue eyes like a diamond in the sunlight. It was love at first sight. Pizza at first gaze. Magic. Germany pulled the pizza out with greedy hands, thankful for his edgy fingerless gloves to keep his hands away from the pizzas icy touch. His ear gauges tingled in delight as he unwrapped the pizza and popped it into his microwave oven. He could sense the microwaves jealousy. He set the timer for 17 minutes. Now was wait… After watching videos of punk cover bands on YouTube, Germany heard the timer ding. He scrambled to the microwave, but tried to mask his excitement to maintain his punk exterior. He pulled the pizza out with bare hands. Because he was punk like that. He breathed in the smell of pepperoni and burned skin. His erection strained against his punk bicycle shorts. The smell of pizza reminded him Germany of Italy…
He rapidly pulled down his shorts, exposing his mutilated penis to the world. Thinking of Italy, he roughly shoved his dick into the burning cheese. He sighed as his penis was blistered by the high temperature. Germany thought of Italy feeding him pizza… Of Italy using his tongue to catch all of the stringy, melted cheese in his mouth... Of Italy moaning as he took a first bite of a freshly cooked pizza...
Germany thrusted 3 times before coming all over the piping hot, delicious mess of toppings. Germany plopped the distorted pizza onto a plate. Mmm! Semen made the best topping for anything! He gently cut himself a slice of pizza. Yes, Germany had the time of his life eating that pizza. Thoughts of Italy and hardcore sex filled his head, and it was heaven. He are the entire pizza in 13 minutes. He later went out to get his tongue pierced.
Germany also got mistaken for Macklemore 3 times while he was in town.
FIN :^)