Ludicrously Intelligent

I don't own anyone! Except the Taylor's comic store and Glob the Monster comic

Kuwabara and Mikey become really smart! They're smarter than Kurama and Donny. Is there enough room for 4 intelligent people?

One day at the museum the curator was show his "special guest" some crystals.

"Here Mr. Saki these Kingdom Heart Crystals are a rare type of crystals that the Ancient people of Australia had before they went extinct." Curator explains.

"What were their powers?" Shredder asks.

"Well, the Blue one- Makes anyone intelligent, Red one- turns anyone into animals, and the Green one- Makes anyone have a tail."

"May I buy these from you?"

"For how much Mr. Saki?"

"About 30 Million dollars."

"Well, how many are you going buy each one is worth 20 Million each."

"Then how about 100 Million dollars for all four."

The Curator's jaw drops.

"Here take them! I'm rich." The curator says as he kisses the money.

Meanwhile at Taylor's Comics

"Wow! The new issue of the Justice Force." Mikey replies excitedly.

"The Justice Force! Get a real comic like the Glob the Monster." Kuwabara retorts.

"Glob the Monster is lame!"

"Justice Force is lamer!"

"I'll show you!"

"Yeah, whatever!"

Meanwhile the Foot Tech ninja waited for those two to come out

"Who's the better Glob or Stainless Steve Steel?" Mikey asks.

"Glob!" Kuwabara replies.

"Whatever!"

They brought their comics and left then…

The Foot Tech dropped the crystal a tornado forms and grabs Kuwabara and Mikey

"Whoa!" Kuwa and Mike yells.

Then the tornado stops

Where did that tornado come from? Kuwabara asks confused.

"I don't know." Mikey replies.

They got to the lair arguing of course

"The Justice Force can kick Glob's butt!" Mikey argues.

"Glob can kick the Justice Force's butts Kuwabara argues back.

"Will you two stop?" Leo yells annoyed.

"Besides there's a Justice Force and Glob Crossover." Raph lies.

"Is there?" Kuwabara and Mikey replies with their eyes lit up.

"Yeah there is!" Yusuke continues.

"They're not on sell until tomorrow though." Don continues not knowing what going on.

"Can you two wait?" Kurama asks also not knowing what going on.

"Yeah!" Kuwa and Mike exclaims excitedly as they went to bed

Unknown to Everyone Kuwabara and Mikey brains were growing large

The Next Day

"Hey, Leo, want to go to the gym?" Yusuke asks.

"Sure!" Leo replies.

"Hey who finished my new turtle tracker?" Don asks

"I didn't do it, Donatello." Kurama replies.

"We did!" Mikey exclaims.

"You two don't know the first thing about Mechanics." Don replies.

"Ah! My dear, Donatello, that's what you think." Mikey replies in a semi-English accent.

We actually made improvement on your Turtle Tracker we added Positronic Energy tracker in it so it can track mousers that attack." Kuwabara replies in an intelligent tone.

"Ok, don't mess with my stuff."… Don replies as he saw Kurama's plant. "Oh, no, Kurama, your plant."

"Don't tell me you two didn't mutate the plant I had?" Kurama asks worried.

"Of course, Kurama, how else do we study the likes of mutation?" Kuwabara replies intelligently.

"How did you two get so smart?

"Smart is a petty word. Intellectual is a better word."

"Oh, we put better Security cams in here because the ones you had we too old." Mikey replies in a semi-English accent.

"Too old!" Don replies angrily

"Donatello, calm down." Kurama replies trying to calm his friend.

"Oh, and those vegetations you had we got rid of and made room for mutated plants." Kuwabara replies.

"You two have gone too far!" Kurama replies angrily.

"You got intellectual over night or something? Don asks still angry.

"You can say that, but it was a wonderful thing we did get intellectual. Mikey explains in his semi- English accent. "Oh, Raphael there was no Glob and Justice Force Comic crossover because you diminutive brain made up."

"Diminutive? I show you!" Raph replies angrily.

"You and Hiei we're the weakest links."

"You'll regret saying that!" Hiei threatens.

"We don't have time for your childish fights, you two, my colleague and I have to present our Mutated Plant today at the Plant show." Mikey explains.

"Oh, this is great!" Kurama replies flatly.

"Mikey and Kuwabara smarter then us!" Don replies in the same tone.

"This has to be work of magic!"

"Or a Crystal the Kingdom Hearts Crystal that is." Leatherhead explains.

"So they have been affected by another crystal." Kurama replies.

"It's the blue one that makes them extra intelligent."

"No wonder they knew so much about science Don replies.

"Yes and here's the bad news the Shredder bought the crystals from the museum." Honeycutt informs.

"What?" The 6 say.

"Great, we have to go to the shred head's place to get the cure crystal right." Raph replies annoyed.

"And try to get the other crystals." Leo states.

"Let's go!" Yusuke replies.

Meanwhile at the museum the Shredder was looking fro Kuwabara and Mikey

"Now that Kazuma Kuwabara and Michelangelo are smarter than Donatello and Shuichi Minamino I can use their smarts to make weapons to destroy them. Shredder explains as he got where Kuwa and Mike are. "Hello, Kazuma and Michelangelo."

"Oh, it's Mr. Saki. Our Enemy!" Mikey replies in his semi-English accent.

"Yes he is, Mr. Mike." Kuwabara replies intellectually.

"Mr. Kuwabara, we need to tame these mutant plants."

"I need a weapon to…?" Shredder asks but was given a weapon.

"Here you go something to capture the turtles and those meddling boys." Mikey replies.

"Thank you!" Shredder replies

"Mr. Mike what do you call it?" Kuwabara replies.

"It is the Medusa ray it stones anyone who shot at." Mikey explains

Meanwhile at the shredder's lair the guys get there

"Oh, great the Shredder's here!" Leo replies.

"Yes, it is, I'll use this ray to stone you all." Shredder states.

He turns on the ray and shoots at them

"Oh, no, we got to…" Don replies as he was turned to stone.

"Donatell... Kurama replies as he was also turned to stone.

"How did you get this weapon?" Leo asks.

"Thanks to two people!" Shredder replies.

"Kuwabara and Mikey." Yusuke growls.

"Now you all will be stoned forever."

He stones everyone but Leo and Hiei

"Leonardo, try to distract the Shredder." Hiei plans.

"Right." Leo replies but is turn to stone.

"Now, Hiei you're the last one." Shredder states.

"You won't catch me." Hiei states

Hiei hops around until his leg is turned to stone.

"Now, you pay." Shredder states as the Medusa ray gets cut in half.

"What?" Shredder screams.

"Mr. Saki, that is not wise." Kuwabara replies intellectually.

"We gave it to you to be a proto type." Mikey states in his semi- English accent.

"So that means?" Shredder states.

"That's right it didn't affect us for long." Don explains.

"Those two maybe smarter than us but they wouldn't work for you." Kurama explains.

"You haven't seen the last of me!" Shredder states.

They try to grab the crystals but Shredder grabs the red and green crystals

"Well, he left the orange one as usual. Time for you two to turn back." Don replies

"I like being intelligent!" Mikey replies in his accent.

"Me too!" Kuwabara agrees.

"Sorry, guys, there's isn't enough room for 4 smart people." Don explains as he threw the orange crystal and a tornado grabs Kuwabara and Mikey once again

"Ha! We're still… intell…intell… Aw, I'm myself again." Mikey groans.

"I'm not; I'm intell… myself again." Kuwabara groans.

"Now what about those comments earlier?" Don replies slyly.

"Yes, those two need to be taught a lesson." Kurama replies in the same tone.

"Uh-oh!" Kuwabara and Mikey say but gulps loudly and starts running.

Don and Kurama go after them

"Yep, it's back to normal." Raph says.

"You're not joking." Hiei says calmly.

Leo and Yusuke just laugh

To be continued…

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