Germany had fucked so many items, but lately… he didn't feel satisfied. Gnomes were good, but he lusted for something… bigger. He wasn't sure what he wanted… he decided to go on a walk to clear his mind, and to buy more frozen pizzas for his punk lifestyle. He walked into Walmart, and went to the frozen pizza aisle. He didn't noticed as moms covered their children's eyes and someone called 911. He scratched his balls through his too tight bicycle shorts, and picked out a pepperoni pizza. As he was walking to the check out line he noticed where he was. Walmart. It was big. It was sexy. It was full of deals. He could potentially use coupons to get even bigger deals.
He got an erection.
Germany took a step back. He couldn't believe he hasn't seen it all along! This is what he was born to do! Germany cried tears of joy.
He was going to fuck Walmart.
Germany walked outside. Walmart was so… big. How was he going to fuck it? After a few minutes of though Germany ran to the hardware store and bought a pickaxe. He knew what he had to do. Germany went to the back of Walmart. In the blind spot of the security cameras, he went to work, chopping out a giant hole. When it was finished, he stepped back and admired his work. Since he cut a hole in the back, she shoppers didn't even notice. Perfect. Germany quickly pulled out a Walmart coupon and sliced his dick, turning himself into a titan.
Yes, now he could properly love Walmart…
Titans don't have genitals, you say? Well, Germany wasn't a regular titan. He was a titan built specifically to make love to you walmart, he's gonna lay you down by the fire, and caress your CHEAP body, make you moan and HAVE GREAT DEALS!
He shoved his gigantic dick into the hole he had made. He shivered in pleasure and thrusted, pulling up the store's foundation. He could hear the shoppers scream as the store was ripped from the ground. He held into the sides and fucked Walmart, roughly scraping the bricks against his already sliced penis. He came in 1.7 seconds. Huge, thick globs of his disgusting titan semen spurted all over the people inside. The poor shoppers were not injured, but they were covered in Germany's semen, which is really 200x worse.
Germany crawled out of the now useless titan husk and basked in the afterglow. The cops were already on the way from earlier. Germany was arrested. They burned the Titan in the towns tire fire. Germany had to perform 200 hours of community service, and was behind bars for 48 days. Just enough time for him to grow hungry for something new to make love to… :) The end :D