1 - Genin equals Get-nin
"Get that cat!" Ebisu commanded firmly, sending Konohamaru, Moegi and Udon to find their client's lost pet tora early morning.
"Get those guys!" Ebisu shouted urgently, as the team fought against various thugs and bandits mid afternoon.
"Get me a drink!" Ebisu requested happily, sending his genins on a late night errand.
"GET OFF OUR BACKS DAMMIT!" The 3 genins yelled angrily, exhausted from their vigorous mission runs.
2 - Chuunin equals Chu!-nin
Chu!
"What the?" Neji's eyes snapped open when he felt a soft and wet spot on his cheek, breaking his afternoon mediation in the training forest. There was no one in sight.
Chu!
Neji, blushing, wore an irritated expression when he felt another spot on his other cheek, hearing giggling behind a nearby tree. "TENTEN...!"
3 - Special Jounin equals A Jounin's special treat
"Oi, Shizune. Can you give me a quick massage? It feels really sore and tight." Genma asked, rubbing the back of his neck.
"Sure thing. Does your neck hurt from training?"
A wide, pervy grin graced Genma's face. "Actually, it's my-"
SLAP!
4 - Jounin equals Jounin's intervention
"Kakashi...we know you have a problem." Kurenai said.
"You can't hide it forever. It's been bothering us for years now." Anko said.
"Kakashi. As your rival in life, I have to agree with everyone about this. Release yourself and admit to your problems!" Guy pleaded.
Irritated, Kakashi glared at everyone. "For the last time, I'M NOT TAKING OFF MY DAMN MASK!"
5 - Sannin equals Sandy-nin?
"Granny Tsunade, you're a sannin, right?" Naruto asked.
Tsunade gave Naruto an odd glance. "Yeah? What of it?"
"Because I've always been wondering why you always seem to have so much sand in your-"
POW!