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In a dark cell block of the Quahog northern prison, as prisoners slept, there was one who couldn't sleep, the dog-killer, the sexist, the pedophile, none other than Quagmire, and thought to himself.
' What's the big deal, I killed only a mere dog, in fact, he wanted to die, the sad alcoholic bore wanted to die, so why am I here in the first place?'
Three bangs on the door, the person standing in the doorway was our favorite cripple, Joe Swanson.
"Prisoner 8679356, you have a visitor"
"Joe you don't have to call me by my prisoner name, I'm your buddy quag-"
He was cut off by a sharp punch in his ribs, quagmire, coughing out his lungs, he fell to the ground wheezing and coughing. Joe walked toward the no-sympathy man and picked him up by his prisoner garb. And whispered these words coldly into his ear.
"Listen to me and you listen good, I don't give a damn if you are my friend, after you killed Brian, you're lucky to be alive at this moment. In here you address me as Officer Swanson, and if you call me you're 'buddy' again, I'll send you to Brian, making you beg for forgiveness!"
He slammed him down onto the cold cement floor, kicking him, twice.
"GOT IT?!"
"Crystal"
The light revealed Brenda quagmire, his sister.
"Brenda?! Why the hell are you here?!"
She helped him onto the bed, then bursts into tears.
"Glenn is it true? Did you kill Brian? Why would you do such a thing what did he do to you bad enough for you to kill him?! What are the charges?"
That's when Joe stepped in.
"murder of the first degree, rape on many accounts, sex offenses to the dozens, man quagmire you got one hell of a lawyer, like I said he's lucky he didn't get the capital punishment."
"My god, Quagmire, petty officer in the United States Navy, my protective brother, on death row. Dad is thinking about disowning you! And after all of this I have only one more question, what motive did you have?!" she sobbed into her hands. "That's it visiting hours are over". As Brenda exits the cell, still sobbing, Quagmire, with his head down, uttered four words.
"Because he wanted to die"
*FLSHBACK*
Griffin Peterson cemetery, Brians funeral, held in the field of fallen soldiers. The army color guard, his graduating platoon, and family members walked to the site, the coffin was set, the rifles shot, father Donovan led the prayers. "dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to honor a fallen soldier, a good friend, and a noble hero, we're here to honor Brian Griffin, who was brutally murdered in his sleep, I know Brian was an atheist, but may we just say one prayer before we say our final goodbyes."
Everyone bowed their heads and closed their eyes, except quagmire.
Dear lord
Holy father
May you look down on this noblest of soldiers and send him to your domain where he'll find everlasting peace.
May you also guide us to his murderer and make him show the error of his ways.
Overlook what is said in Leviticus and give him the highest of honors.
Amen.
Amen.
People lined up to say their goodbyes to Brian. First, the family members.
"Goodbye Brian, me and Riccardo hoped the best for you and your lover, but we never, never OHH!" Jasper bursts into tears as he walks off with Riccardo comforting him.
"Mom? Brain's going to heaven right?" Chris said as he looked up to Lois, "He will Chris, I promise"
"I'm gonna miss you buddy" peter said.
"Thank you for being there for me" meg said.
Joe walked up and said "we'll get to the bottom of this, I promise."
Quagmire walked up, tempted to spit on his tombstone, merely nodded and walked away.
The color guard folded the flag. Brian's drill instructor gone up to Lois, gave her the flag, and said these final words "he was a brave and noble dog"
*PRESENT DAY*
It had been years since brains death, knowing Stewie, he wanted nothing more than death for quagmire. While he was contemplating on how to kill him, he noticed on brains will that he wrote 'stewie, when the time comes, kill quagmire, avenge my death.' While running around and fell on something, hard. "OWW! What the hell did I hit!" his anger turned to questionability as he found a secret compartment, even he never seen. "Impossible! I've scanned this whole house head to toe and I've never seen this, Brian, he must've had this installed before his death! But why?" he noticed a paw print the size of brains paw. Quickly stewie took out his paw glove (don't ask) and placed his hand/paw on the mechanism, it clicked and the door slid open, revealing an entirely different room.
"What in bloody hell is all of this?!"
"it's all for you stewie" Chapter 1 end.