The Good, the Crazy, and the Phoenix
A/N: A continuation of 'Nest of Phoenixes' TWICE sillier than the first one! Enjoy! Be warned: You may laugh yourself silly
"Could someone please fix the recorder? It's been playing this weird Norwegian music nonstop?!" Rogue hollered as she was taking her shower before ducking as an axe went crashing through the window
"WHO'S THE DAMN MORON THAT DENTED MY BIKE WITH THIS AXE?!" Logan thundered, barging in the mansion, carrying the weapon…and holding a bag of aspirin on his forehead
"One guess" Kurt moaned, directing Logan's attention to Viking Jean, who was currently dueling Scott in a Viking-style swordfight
"Ha! Your sword skills are no far equal to mine, American!" Viking Jean boasted as she sliced through the curtains, aiming for Scott
"Yeah? Try parrying *this*!" Scott replied, firing his crossbow, which missed Viking Jean and landed on Logan's buttocks
"YEOW! MY ASS IS ON FIRE!" Logan roared, clutching his butt in pain as Kurt and the X-Gang cackled in amusement "I SUPPOSE YOU IDIOTS THINK THIS IS FUNNY?"
"Oh man, that's hilarious! I should've done that a long time ago!" Scott chuckled, as Viking Jean poured him a pub of Heineken
"Gloat all you want, laughing boy. But when I get this thing outa my ass, it's definitely not gonna be a laughing matter!" Logan snarled, not seeing a snickering Jean sneak up behind him "Hey! What the hell are you doing?"
"Just hold still" Jean giggled, trying hard to keep a straight face as she grabbed the arrow tip
"Red…*What* are you up to? You know, you've been around Mr. Pranks a Lot too long. Don't tell me you too have fallen victim to his complete, inane idiocy" Logan grumbled as Jean got a full grip
"Hee hee" Jean cackled maniacally, just about to remove the arrow
"Jean? I can hear you laughing. You're up to something. I know it!" Logan hissed, but too late before
"Um…looking for this?" Jean teased, dangling the arrow in her hand with a deranged, uber-insane smile on her face
"You…*didn't*" Logan growled, his claws poised
"Oh, you had no idea how long I've wanted to do that. It was kinda funny" Jean replied, before throwing her head back and laughing maniacally
"Ok…*this* is pretty creepy" Kurt commented, watching Jean cackle
"Yeah, whatever. Excuse me while I call Arkham." Rogue grumbled, dialing the phone, covering her ears as Jean's cackling echoed throughout the mansion
"Who says laughter is contagious?" Scott asked to the audience, grinning insanely