Disclaimer: I own no rights to Twilight, Midnight Sun, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, or The Host. I only impregnated Bella.
Ch. 6
BPOV
"Bella? Bella, it's okay, we are all here." an angel's voice called to me.
"Whaaaa...?" I asked still dizzy.
I opened my eyes. "Edward?" my voice was inaudible, but they could hear.
The next voice I heard was Esme's, "Bella, honey, I am happy to say you are to say you are having twins." as always Esme was the voice of reason.
Edward was rambling like an idiot. I wanted to say 'Edward, shut your pie hole' but...
"Edward! Shut your ... waffle?" What?! That was not right! Ooooh! "Edward, I need fresh, not frozen, waffles, mini marshmallows, and... ketchup!" I said enthusiastically.
Everyone looked confused except Esme who remembered being pregnant from when she was human.
"Bella," Esme said, "you are starting to get pregnancy cravings."
Then I thought 'Oh that makes sense.'
I looked at Edward; he sighed and took me into their kitchen. He took fresh waffles out of a waffle iron I did not know they had. I raised one eyebrow.
He took mini marshmallows out of a cupboard, and a bottle of ketchup from the fridge. He set it all on the counter, curious to see what I was going to do with it.
"Alice had a vision." He explained
I smiled and said, "Tell that adorable psycho I say thank you."
In the living room, I heard a "Hey!" come from none other than Alice.
When I put marshmallows and ketchup on the waffle and started to eat it, he made a face that showed nothing but pure repulsion.
"What?" I asked, a bit muffled.
He said, "Bella, that food is much more repulsive than usual."
I complied with my inner child and stuck my tongue out at him. He rolled his eyes.
"Fine, just eat, Bella." He said.
I rolled my eyes and took a bite. "Edward, do you have a banana anywhere?" I asked shyly.
He walked back to the fridge and grabbed a banana, then set it in front of me. Before I could ask for a knife, he pulled one out of a drawer he peeled it and began to slice it into bite-sized pieces.
"Edward, I can do it." I protested. He glared, telling me that I would probably slip up and stab myself or the baby- or babies I should say. I quickly shut up and let him do it.
One by one I plopped the banana pieces on the rest of my waffles, I come up with an idea and then make a waffle, mini-marshmallow, and ketchup sandwich. Emmett who had snuck into the kitchen made a gagging noise and averted his eyes.
"Tinkerbelle?" Emmett asked, "Are you sure that's healthy?" He wrinkled his nose.
I responded by glaring. He pretended to be afraid and cowered behind the counter.
NEVER mock a pregnant lady, I thought.
EmPOV
Ha ha! Let's all cower in fear of the pregnant lady! I thought. I stood up and started laughing. Splat! Something gooey hit me in the face.
"Eeeeewwwwww!" Tinkerbelle had thrown a ketchup and marshmallow waffle at me. "KETCHUP IN MY MOUTH! KETCHUP IN MY MOUTH!" I yelled.
Tinkerbelle started to cry.
"Tinkerbelle, what the heck?! You just creamed me! Usually you would be doing a victory dance with Edward! What's wrong?" I asked.
"I wasn't done eating it!" she sobbed.
WOW, and I thought Rosalie was hormonal. Edward started chuckling maliciously at my thought.
And you think she isn't? I contradicted.
He glowered and left the kitchen having had enough with my insanity.
CRASH!
"Emmett? What was that?" little Tinkerbelle asked nervously.
"Um... I don't know." I said. I think I am in deep trouble.
A/N: I wonder what happened. Even I do not know. Well, I guess you will just have to wait and read the next chapter to find out.
By the way, Tinkerbelle is Emmett's nickname for Bella, just so you are not confused.
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