AUTHOR'S NOTE: This just came inside my head two nights ago. I figured that it would be nice to share this funny little idea to everyone, so here it is. :) Enjoy.
WARNING: Unbeta-ed, so there may be some spelling mistakes or grammatical errors. Though I truly doubt the former, please pardon me if the latter is present. I am still trying my best to learn English (and failing miserably… uh, I mean, oops?).
SUMMARY: "Sasuke-kun, I wasn't drunk last night!" He gave her a sidelong glance. "Hn. Yes, you were, Sakura. You were watching TV and laughing like a maniac while pointing at the screen." Her eyes flashed in anger. "And WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THAT, UCHIHA?!" SasuSaku. Crackfic.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto. All recognizable characters in this story rightfully belong to Masashi Kishimoto, the genius who owns Naruto. The concept, the idea, the plot, etc, of this story belong to me.
DRUNKENESS
by TheGirlOfMyHeart
She swore loudly as she rubbed her fingers against her temples. She felt the most horrible sensation when she woke up. It was like a thousand needles were prickling her head.
"It's called a hangover."
She turned to the source of the familiar velvety voice she'd known since she was six. "Sasuke-kun?" she squeaked. "W—What are you doing here?"
Said boy grunted in reply before walking over to her. "Did you remember anything from last night?"
She stared at him. Uchiha Sasuke was scowling. At her.
Uh oh.
"Um, no…?" It came out as a question rather than a statement.
His eyes narrowed. "Your neighbors were complaining about you last night."
"Eh? Why?"
"You really don't remember?"
"No," she said slowly. "I don't…"
He let out a somewhat frustrated sigh. "You were drunk last night. Very drunk."
"What?!" That couldn't be. She had a high level tolerance of alcohol! And she had only drunk two glasses! "No! Sasuke-kun, you must be mistaken. I wasn't drunk last night!"
He gave her a sidelong glance. "Hn. Yes, you were, Sakura. After you got all drunk at the bar last night, the dobe insisted that I take you home, so I did. Then, when we got to your apartment, you started saying things about National Geographic channel and plopped down on the couch."
"Uh huh…?"
"Sakura." His eyes bore into hers. "You were watching TV and laughing like a maniac while pointing at the screen."
Her green eyes flashed in anger. Who the heck was he to judge her actions?! Her headache was already too much for her to bear. She tried her best to still be nice to him, and here he was, criticizing the way she watched TV! "Oh yeah? And WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THAT, UCHIHA?!" she shouted.
"…The TV wasn't even on."
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…
"…Oh."
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-laughs hysterically- This idea just cracked me up in the middle of the night. Hope you guys enjoyed it!
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