Germany had the urge to fuck something.
And that something was not human.
Germany rolled out of his race car bed and slid on his bunny slippers, gently opening the door of his trailer home. He was on a mission.
Germany quietly crept through the silent night, "accidentally" stepping in piles of dog shit, and sighing in content.
But that's not what he was going to fuck tonight.
Germany pulled out the key he ""borrowed"" from Italy and opened his door. He hid something behind his back...
He crept into the bedroom...
He stood over the sleeping Italy. The perfect time to...
Shave off Italy's eyebrows.
Germany silently put the eyebrow shavings into a plastic bag. He shivered in ecstasy just thinking about what was to come. Germany locked himself in Italy's bathroom, already hard. He pulled down his pants with shaky hands, and poured the eyebrows on his erection. He came immediately, turning the eyebrows into a sticky, lumpy mess.
That's all!