Hi guys. Let me introduce you to the crazy things that WWE Superstars dare each other and do in their spare time. Enjoy! c; I own nothing, but I wouldn't mind owning Randy. :P

Characters: Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes, Roman Reigns, CM Punk, John Cena, and Ted DiBiase.

"Roman has to sit on Punk's lap for this entire show," Cody said.

"Puppy! I love you!" Roman said, hugging Cody, and then sat down on Punk's lap.

"I dare John and Randy to make out," Ted smirked, taking a swig of his beer.

"Okay," John jumped up and smiled, pulling Randy towards him as they began making out.

They kept on making out, until Punk yelled in their ears, "You're done! Okay, next dare. Cody, wear a bikini and give Roman a lap dance."

Roman looked excited. "Come here, puppy! Can I pet you when you sit on me?" Roman said, getting off of Punk.

"The hell? I won't wear a bikini or give Rommy a lap dance," Cody pouted.

"But you'd look sexy in a bikini, Cody," John laughed.

Cody turned beet red. "I'm not gonna do it."

"Cody's a pu-" Ted didn't get to finish his sentence.

"Puppy! He's a puppy!" Roman exclaimed.

"That's not what I was going to say," Ted said.

"Then what? Never mind," Roman said, wondering what Ted would've said.

"Okay, next dare," Randy spoke. "Rommy, me, and Punk are gonna have a food fight."

John, Cody, and Ted bursted out laughing.

The boys started fighting each other. Roman and Randy started putting fudge on each others' faces, and then Punk joined in. They ended up spilling the fudge, all falling on top of each other, bodies covered in fudge. The trio made a beeline for the bathroom, going for the shower.

After about 10 minutes, they came back. "I dare Ted to make out with Cody," John said.

"I'd rather not," Ted made a disgusted look.

"Well, then you have to do something really embarrassing," John replied.

"No, no, no. Whatever," Ted said, as him and Cody started making out. It only lasted for about 30 seconds, until he pulled away. "I think I need to throw up."

"Okay, John, Roman, and Cody have to dance to Gangnam Style," Ted laughed.

The DJ, Marco, turned on the radio and started playing the first beats to Gangnam Style. John started dancing first, then Roman joined in, then Cody. They started doing the crazy dance moves in the overrated dance, which received laughs from Randy, Punk, and Ted.

"I dare John, Punk, and Randy to line up and for Roman to tell them how he feels about them, and then kiss one of his choice," Cody said.

John, Punk, and Randy lined up in front of Roman. "Um, you're really smart, nice, and a goody two shoes," Roman told John. John hugged him, and then John sat down next to Ted.

Next was Punk. "You're really cute, Philip, and you're my best friend," Rommy confessed to Punk.

Punk just smiled and hugged him.

Now it was Randy's turn. "Randy, you're beautiful and you have a great body," Roman told Randy.

"Thanks, I know," Randy hugged Roman.

"Oh, now I gotta kiss the one I like," Roman said. He walked up to John, but just shook his hand. He walked up to Randy and did the same. Then, he ran to Punk, jumping in his arms, and then kissing him.

"I dare Ted and Roman to kiss for 15 seconds," Randy said.

"But he's not the guy I like!" Rommy pouted.

"Does it look like I care?" Randy remarked.

Teddy grabbed Rommy by his waist, kissing him. They didn't get too freaky though.

"John has to feel Punk's abs and muscles," Cody said.

"NO, PUPPY! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?" Roman cried.

"Shush," Cody said.

Punk took off his shirt, smirking at John. John traced over Punk's abs, making patterns. He then squeezed his muscles, and then he laughed.

"You have such a cute, small body," John laughed.

Punk smiled in response.

"I dare John and Ted to play 7 minutes in heaven, and for Randy to confess who he likes," Roman said, laughing hysterically. "We all know Johnny likes Teddy. But who does Randy like?"

John blushed, and then Ted took his hand as they walked to the closet.

John's POV:

"Ted," I said. "I don't know how we ended up here."

"Let's see, um Rommy?" Ted stated the obvious.

"Yeah, I know that. But, I have to ask you something. Do you, uh, like me?"

Ted paused for a moment. "John, I've been giving you the signs from a while ago. I thought you actually liked me. But, I guess I was wrong," Ted confessed.

"No, you weren't wrong," I replied. I actually did have feelings for Ted, but I just didn't show it. "I'm happy whenever I'm around you, and trust me, you aren't wrong. I like you, Teddy. I've liked you for a long time, but I wanted to tell you now, because I think that this moment is perfect," I said, as I pulled him towards me and started kissing him.

He smiled into the kiss as I did, too. He squeezed my butt and I was shocked at first. He pulled away. "You have a nice ass, Johnny," Teddy smirked.

We started making out. Now he knew I really liked him. And I knew he really liked me. It was the best feeling in the world.

Ted's hand slid up my shirt, and then his hand trailed down. The door suddenly opened.

Punk, Cody, Randy, and Roman noticed Ted's hand by a questionable place. I didn't know what to do, so I slapped his arm away.

"How about we finish this tonight, baby?" Ted whispered huskily into my ear.

"Okay," I replied.

Third Person:

"Okay, it's time for Randy to confess who he likes. It isn't obvious. Randy is a pro at hiding things," Roman stated.

"Fuck. Ugh. I'm just gonna come right out and say it. I really fucking like you, Cody," Randy confessed. "And only you," he said, while wrapping his arms around Cody's waist.

"Really romantic," Ted said, sarcastically.

"Shut up, Teddy. He's cute," Cody gushed.

"Come here, Coddles," Randy smirked and pulled Cody in for a kiss.

Hope you all liked it! (: There will be more. Happy holidays. c;