From Elladan to Elrohir; The Family Mallorn Tree of Rivendell

Disclaimer: I did this for fun. Yes, fun. I have way too much time on my hands. I own none of the characters listed below, but the bad grammar is all my own.

Elladan is the brother of Arwen,

Who was the great, great, granddaughter of Thingol,

Who was the ruler of the Grey-Elves,

Who took pride in Luthien's beauty,

Who was given in marriage for a Silmaril,

Stolen from Morgoth by Beren,

Who was father of Dior,

Who married Nimloth

Who was mother of Elwing,

Who wed Earendil,

Who was the father of Elros,

Who was twin to Elrond,

Who held THE Council.

At which the Fellowship was formed, (A Felloship of Nine! Nine!)

Which included Gimli,

Who was Gloin's son,

Who adventured with Bilbo,

Who escaped the Halls of Thranduil,

Who was the father of Legolas,

Who journeyed for a time with Pippin,

Who was Merry's cousin,

Who was great-grandson of Marmodoc Brandybuck,

Who hosted the feast

At which Primula and Drogo drowned,

Who were the parents of Frodo,

Whose gardener (and beloved friend) was Sam,

Who married Rosie,

Who mothered Elanor,

Who received the Red Book,

Which detailed the Quest,

Which brought the Ring to Mordor,

And lost it to Gollum,

Who destroyed the One Ring,

Which ruled the others,

Which affected Nenya,

Which was owned by Galadrial,

Who was the Lady of the Galadhrim,

And had a 'prophetic' mirror,

Which was hidden in Lorien

Which was protected by archers,

Who were led by Haldir,

Who served Celeborn,

Who was father to Celebrian,

Who was the mother of Elrohir, Elladan's twin.

Takes a deep breathThe End!