I don't know why but I'd like to start minisodes with these characters so that way I can upload more stuff when I have ideas. Hope you like it. Shout out to UtopiousEternity
Let's begin!
Chrissy and Courtney's P.O.V
We both have been planning this for Months now. We always made a day to cause damage to other, specifically our friends. Today was the day we play with the feeble minds of basically everyone we know. Uncle Ruckus, Riley, Mr. Freeman, Tom, Huey, Jazmine, etc. Because lately everything has been so boring lately. We secretly packed our supplies and put them in a duffle bag. The first house to go was the guy we hated with suck a passion, Uncle Rukus. We remembered once that Mr. Freeman said he lived up in the dried out fields. Along the way, We saw Huey just standing at a Hill looking out at the amazing view. We secretly hid below the hill, walking along the dirt. We finally made our way to an old beat-up shack. To our belief, that nigga shouldn't be talking about us when his house looked like a whole pile of shit and garbage. We swear we nevereven thought he was just that raggity. We shook our head at the house and sighed.
We snuck around the back and checked through the window. Luckily he was nowhere in sight. Guess he was playing chess with . We hopped through his window, when we hit the floor we heard the wooden floor creak. I turned around and saw noone and figured it was our feet. We took out a bunch of powdered foundation. This nigga wanna be white, well we'll see how he enjoys it. We dumped it all over his bed, took about 5 of them and covered it with his blanket. We snickered at the thought of how happy he would be when he ran over with joy. We left right out of there. This time Huey wasn't there so we walked in silence. We made our way to the basketball court where we found Riley and Cindy shooting hoops. We don't have any idea what they were doing so we took their basketball and replaced it with a deflating one. It took the three minutes for chaos to erupt. Riley threw the ball and it didn't make it and Cindy laughed. It was only about 2 inches from where Riley was standing. Riley blushed and called her out for tampering with the ball. Before we knew it Cindy socked him dead in the eye, and left in a huff. Riley was basically knocked out, Black eye in the morning. I know we're mean, but hey, he calls us bitches and hoes all the time. It may not be expressed each time he calls us hoes because we let our anger out on many people. We left out of the bushes we were once hiding in, and ran off laughing towards Jazemine's house.
We know what you're thinking "Oh why you wanna mess with her, she ain't do nothing". Hey you mess with alot of people, you gotta mess with them all. And frankly, she could be a little annoying sometimes. I love her and all {No Homo} , but everyone has that one annoying friend they can't live without. We hopped over fences, into the Dubois backyard. We looked through the back, Sarah was cooking whatever the hell that was, then Jazmine called her. We quickly cracked the window opened and hopped inside. We started adding a whole bottle of hot sauce, mustard, ketchup, and relish and stirred it up before hopping out the window and closing the window behind us. The we heard a car, we walked along the walls and checked behind it. He locked his car and went inside. Chrissy took out a pin and poked 2 of his punk ass tires. We snickered off when we saw his punkass expression to a hissing sound.
"Awe dis is, oh my, you were working just fucking fine" Tome said in a dorky yell.
"Tom stop cursing you dumbass, or Jazmine will hear" Sarah yelled
'Sorry honey, wait, Shes around Riley all the time and he curses in like every other sentence. No wait correction, every second." Tom yells back.
"Yeah butthats her friend not her father, you ass wipe" She yelled and closed the curtain to end all arguements, because it was pointless. He drove off in silence, when the coast was clear we ran over to the Freeman's house. We peeked in there front window. Cesar and Huey were looking at Riley's swollen eye. WE had to cover our mouths to keep from laughing out to loud. Riley looked pissed, he was sitting on the couch crossed armed and mumbling.
"Aye man, shoulda accepted defeat. Own up to it" Cesar finally bursted out laughing on the floor. "Like Damn, I thought Chrissy was the only girl that could pound you and get away with it"
"Fuck you Cesar, you and my gay ass faggy ass brother, I'm going upstairs" Riley hopped out his seat and pointed an accusing finger at them before leaving. We snickered and went around the back and went through the kitchen window. Both kids didn't even notice, watch some shit on the news.
Courtney P.O.V
Chrissy stayed there while I went upstairs into the bathroom. I took out black hair dye and add it into their shampoo. Then I heard a door handle jiggle, I attempted to hop out the window but I knew better. I swan dived into the tub and pulled the curtains out quietly. I heard someone humming, I took a peek, it was Mr. Freeman. Awh man, why didn't I jump out the window. Then I heard a zipper and a trickling !
Chrissy's P.O.V
I watched my sisters back til she went inside the door. I needed to distract the boys from hearing the fridge open. Luckily Cesar suggest the play gutair hero and they went upstairs to go get the peices. I opened the fridge to retrive the orange juice and replaced it with hot sauce and peppers juice, which was placed in a empty container of o.j. Then I went over to the 2 cups and splashed a little o.j in them and placed them on the end table. Then I saw someone come downstairs and I hid behind the sofa. It was Mr. Freeman humming a tune.
"O.j, , gonna make get me some orange juice." He sang not even noticing me. When he grabbed the orange juice, he drank it start from the carton. When it drank every last drop. His face was full on red, sweat driping from his foreahead, and when he let out a breath I thought I saw fire.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" ran to the sink. Didn't he know that will only move the hot sensation around. After 2 minutes he musta realized that.
"Ahhhh, my mouth is on fire, oh no. I think I'm going to die. Oh now its seeping to my heart. Oh lordy lord lord. I know those boys were trying to kill me the day we moved here. I know I'll kill them before the kill me" He said. The Huey and Cesar came down holding gutair hero and there instruments.
"Grandad you okay" They threw there stuff on the ground to run over next to him. Then he studdenly grabbed Huey's neck.
"You tryin' to kill me boy, I'll kill you first" Huey grunted and tried to pry his hands from his neck.
"Your crazy" He said and kicked his Grandad off.
"Yeah whats wrong with you"Cesar asked helping his friend up.
"I'll tell you whats wrong, you and yea brother trying to use my love of orange juice to kill me. Imma kill you first before you kill me. You know what Imma beat all yall little asses" took of his belt and whooped it. Both boys ran upstairs and locked themselves in the bathroom. I hope Courtney left out.
"Aye what are yall doing out their?" Riley yelled. I ran into the kitchen and replaced my o.j with their o.j and went back into my hiding spot.
"You and your brother trying to kill me." said.
"What do you mean, we need you here to pay the morgage and make us something to eat. Why would I try to kill you." Riley said.
"Yeah, nobody wants to kill you" Huey said from behind the door
"Boy you gettin' your ass whooped as soon as you come down here, trying to burn a mans insides." Grandad banged his fist on the door.
"Chill Mr.F" Cesar said from behind the door.
"What do you mean burn your insides." Riley asked.
"I went to drink some orange juice and it was spicy as hell." Grandad yelled.
"Grandad your term of spicy is different is different from our term of spicy? Just yesterday when Courtney and Chrissy came over with Cheetos, you said they was hot." Riley said. Maybe because we put hot cheetos in a regular cheetos bag.
"Alright then, go drink the orange juice and let me see your face get on fire." Grandad shouted at him and pointed down the stairs.
"Alright" Riley snickered an went into the kitchen and took out the orange juice and drank it all.
"Ahhh, delicious" Riley said and threw the carton in the trash.
"What the" Grandad said.
"See, you trippin over some not hot at all orange juice and you was about to whoop us for no reason. Punk and Bitch move grandad." Riley said going back upstairs
"Don't call you grandad a bitch. And you the one who let cutie pie kick your ass. Calling me a punk, shooot" Grandad said.
'Hey, I ain't know she was gonna punch me" Riley shouted and ran in his room.
"That boy, hmmmm maybe I could get chrissy over here to not make him a jack ass." He smiled and went upstairs. I went to my phone and I saw a text from Courtney.
`````Help, Stuck in Bathroom```````
Awww shit! I thought.
Courtney's P.O.V
Now I'm trapped in here with Cesar and Froyo. I shoulda jumped out the window. After grandad had came in, Riley put some cream on his eye and took a waz. I was so red at that point. Then Froyo and Cesar ran in and locked the door. Froyo was ontop of Cesar which was real weird but I liked it in a way. Froyo immediatly got up and held the door closed from their grandad. I took that chance to jump out the window. Omphf! I fell on the ground.
"Courtney, when did you get here?" Cesar shouted from the window with both heads popping there heads out the window.
"Uh...uh.. I was walking over and I heard noises. Hope yall weren't" I said and trailed off looking away.
"No!Why are you so pale and red" Froyo said.
"Why are you locked in the bathroom with a man" I shouted and walked off.
"For a logical explianation, you freaking weirdo" Cesar said.
"Fuck you gay ass ngga's. Gotta problem, Come at me Bro" I extended my arms out.
They both tried to jump out the window but fell on top of each other. I got even more red. Then I turned my head to see their Grandad with no clothes.
"Oh my gosh" I covered my cheeks which were burning so red.
"Oh come on Grandad" Froyo said, pushing Cesar off him.
"Imma leave" I stepped back a few feet.
"Aw come on C.d"Cesar said.
"No! no, " I shook my head repeatedly and ran off. My sister soon joined me with our duffel bag.
"Hey, you okay" Chrissy asked meeting me at home 5 minutes later.
"No" I shoke my burning face and explained my story.
"Damn, lucky I wasn't in your shoes." She said patting my back letting me stare at my bedroom ceiling. Lately at school the boys had tried to talk to me, I avoided them at all cost. I felt so weird around them even Riley. Everytime I saw one of them my face grew red and I ran off. It was after school and I ran home and locked myself in my room. I soon dozed off ans woke up moments later. I looked outside it was still kinda dark. I walked out of my room and noticed something in the dark. I went closer and saw 2 boys sitting on the floor leaning against my wall aross the hall. I closed my door and went over to them. I still felt weird, I turned on the light and they were sleeping. Froyo's afro was Black and snickered alittle.
"Huh" Froyo and Cesar woke up.
"What in the hells fuck" I said and took a few steps back. Then both boys lunged at me before I could take off.
"Ompf, move gay ass niggas. Rape, help Rape" I yelled and J-t strolled by.
"Oh its just you guys playing, night" J-t left that son of a-
"You ain't gonna help me, you worthless peice of fuck" I shouted and scurmied over there dog pile.
"We'll get off you but you gotta stop running from us" Cesar grunted trying to keep me from slipping out.
"No you guys are weird" I used my palms to cover my cheeks. Then I felt a pair of hands take my wrists and pull them away. I looked up into the brown eyes of Froyo.
"It was an accident, we were avoiding getting a beating from my grandad. And he runs around naked some of the time even though I don't know why so don't ask me. Were not gay, Cesar just fell on me. Jeez, are you done being weird" Froyo threw my wrist back and got to my feet. I looked at him then away, I felt a tinge of remorse. I didn't mean to make him angry. I could just feel him looking down on me.
Huey grunted and looked out the window. Cesar looked at us in concern.
"Don't be upset, we just missed you" Cesar patted my shoulder, I looked at him with wonder.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you feel bad" I felt like I wanted to cry, but I knew better. I sucked it up and hugged Cesar. I clung to his shirt and he gladly hugged back. I felt Froyo's stares on us so I let go, got up and went over to Froyo. I looked into his eyes for a second. I saw his eyebrows droop to sadness and concern. I wanted to kiss him so bad, but I satisfied the erge with a hug.
"Sorry" I said into his shirt.
"It's Okay" He patted my hair down. When I let go, I smiled greatly at him. He gave a small smile in return.
'Maybe that experiences wasn't so bad' I thought and giggled as I ran downstairs and saw the gang. I ran up to hug Riley and shouted "This Bitch is back and badder than ever" They all cheered and both boys cheered. Chrissy turned on Law & Order SVU to celebrate. I sat inbetween Cesar and Froyo. My legs were on the lap of Cesar and my head laid on Froyo's shoulder.
'Hey, I got a chance for Froyo to notice me, was it worth it' I turned my head to Fryo who side glanced me for a while then we turned back to the show.
'Hell yea it was' I smiled at Cesar and watched my fave show in glee.