Yu-Gi-Oh is a Possessed School-Girl Who Lives in my Closet.
*TRUE STORY*
Summary: Yu-Gi-Oh decides to come live in my closet. Oh joy. Not to mention he is possessed, which you obviously read in the title, otherwise you would not be reading this fanfiction because you are obviously, looking for stupid humor, therefore, I am giving it to you as a way of expressing my opinion about that idiotic show y'all call Yu-Gi-Oh. Enjoy the sow!
Sow: Oink Oink. (That is my pun. Any copying will result in a long, painful burning)
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Rinoa: AAAAAH!
Cerebus: RAAARGh!
Rinoa: Squall! Save me!
Squall: Oh, save yourself.
Rinoa: Squall, you're so brave!
Squall: What?
Cerebus: RAAAARGh!
Squall: Argh! My gunblade!
Rinoa: Don't worry Squall! I'll save you!!!
(Slashes Cerebus)
Rinoa: AAAGH!
Squall: Oh no! He's too strong! I have to use the...
DING DONG!
Fluffbunnies! I was playing with my action figures :( COME IN!
???: Um... may I come in?
Yes! I said you could come in!
???: Well, I don't mean to be intruding....
Well, you're intruding in my playing time.
??? : Oh my gosh, I'm so very sorry :( Sob sob
Quit your crying! What are you here for? Who are you? Get in here!
CRRRREEEEEEAAAAKKK
Yu-Gi-Oh: Um... pardon me....
Are you from the bank?
Yu-Gi: Uh, no ma'am. I'm....
You had better not be a sales person. I don't want anything you're selling. Now then...
Squall: I must use the... SECRET SQUALL PLAN!
Rinoa: THE SECRET SQUALL PLAN?! But it's never been tested! What if...
Yu-Gi: Uh, excuse me.... Do you mind if I stay the night?
WHAT THE WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?!
Yu-Gi: Don't worry about me. I'll just stay in here.
The closet? MY ...closet?
Yu-Gi: Wow! Your room is so pretty! With such beautiful colors,oh! and look at the kitties! Tee hee! I just LOVE kitty cats!
Yeah, whatever.
Squall: I'll be fine Rinoa. Just trust me!
Rinoa: But Squall, What if you get hurt? I don't know what I'd do without you!
Yu-Gi: Oh, what a tragic love! You're so mean to your toys! Their costumes are cute. Did you make them? :)
Exactly what mental institute did you escape from?
Yu-Gi: Well, actually....
Squall: I must go now, Rinoa!
Rinoa: No! Wait! I summon BAHAMUT!
Bahamut: Raaaa!
Yu-Gi: ooo! It's wings are so pretty :)
Will you let me finish playing? We'll get to you later.
Yu-Gi: Alright, if you insist.
Bahamut: (knocks over Cerebus)
Cerebus: RAAARGh!
Bahamut: (Disappears)
Rinoa: Oh Squall are you OK? Speak to me!
Squall: I was supposed to kill him (sob)
Rinoa: Oh, don't be sad Squall! I'm sure there'll be another monster.....
Like... THIS? ROOOOAAAAR! (Drops toys in toy chest) I'm done playing. What was it you wanted?
Yu-Gi: I was just commenting on how pretty everything in here is. Ooo! Is that your computer?
Yes, that would be mine. No--- don't look in that folder! That's personal information!
Yu-Gi: August 12, 2000. Dear Diary, I---
(I push the power button on my PC) (sighs) Just - just don't touch anything, OK?
Yu-Gi: OK. HEY! Playhouses!
No! Those are my little tiny room thingies!
Yu-Gi: Tiny things are so cute, don't you agree?
Why yes, Yu-Gi-Oh. I do. Big things are such a pain, huh?
Yu-Gi: Yeah.
Like your mouth.
Yu-Gi: Yeah! :)
........ Go away.
Yu-Gi: Excuse me?
Get out of my house. You're not welcome. You're a guy, right?
Yu-Gi: Yes.
A man?
Yu-Gi: Yeah!
And you like pretty things and cute things?
Yu-Gi: Uh-Huh!
And I like fire, humorous tragic love, stupid humor, fire, martial arts, and anything that burns?
Yu-Gi: Wow! I'm so glad we're getting to know each other! Hey! We can be room-mates, like you have at colleges! Ooo this is going to be so fun!Tee hee hee!
No. You can't seem to get this through your thick skull. You will not be staying here, we will not be room-mates, and this is not going to be fun.
Yu-Gi: Yes it is! I know the best way to have fun!
How?
Yu-Gi: TEA PARTIES! We can use your stuffed animals to be the guests and...
I'd rather go play with BARBIES than do that.
Yu-Gi: That's another great way to play!
-.-* That was sarcastic, Yu-Gi.
Yu-Gi: Oh please oh please oh PLEEEEEEEAAAAAASE?!
(time passes)
Barbie: Ken! I'm home! Tee hee! Ken: Barbie! Run for your life! There's a wild monster and it's going to eat you!
Yu-Gi: That's not how we're supposed to play!
Hey, this was YOUR idea...
Yu-Gi: Actually it was yours.
Good. So if I want a wild monster to eat Barbie...?
Yu-Gi: (sigh) a wild monster will eat Barbie.... but can it be pretty?
Fine. (Grabs a giant Sailor Moon cat sphere) Beep Beep!
Barbie: EEEK! Ken, save me!
Hold on a second. I'm a girl. You're a boy. You're playing with Barbie and I'm playing with Ken?
Yu-Gi: (holds up Barbie) She's hot, huh?
-.-* Let's find a new game, like cards. Do you play the Poke`mon Card Game?
Yu-Gi: But that's so... so... Violent!
So what? You play with monster cards all the time.
Yu-Gi: Only pretty monsters! :) Now, about that tea party
.... that would take WAY too much time out of my life.
Yu-Gi: I'm hungry.
Great! I'll order pizza!
Yu-Gi: But I brought crumpets and tea to share :)
(time passes)
Yu-Gi: I'm stuffed.
You only ate three bites!
Yu-Gi: But I don't want to get FAT!
Guys aren't supposed to care about weight!
Yu-Gi: Well I do. Do you have a problem?
Yes. You smell like and old moldy hog!
Yu-Gi: Sob sob! I must go take a shower! It'll only be a minute!
(Three hours later)
Yu-Gi: Hi! I'm back!
Rinoa: Wow Squall! You got an invitation from the king?
Squall: It's to Princess Garnet's 17th birthday! And it says I can bring a friend!
Rinoa: Who are you gonna bring?!
Squall: I'll bring.... CLOUD STRIFE!
Yu-Gi: Sorry I took so long. The Red, yellow, and black hair dye washed out so I had to scrub it back in.
Yeah yeah great. Well, it's 9:00. I'm going to bed.
Yu-Gi: I have a better Idea! Let's stay up and swap silly stories! Tee hee!
NO! I will NOT swap stories with you! Now just --- just get in the closet!
Yu-Gi: Ok.
(cricket cricket)
Yu-Gi: I'm scared.
Of what?
Yu-Gi: Of the dark, and I brought this night-light but there's no electric plug!
Sigh.... Here, come sleep on the floor over here.
(cricket cricket)
Yu-Gi: Do you think dreams come true?
No.
Yu-Gi: Really? Because today was like a dream come true. It was alot of fun.
Yeah, blah blah blah. If you don't shut up I'll send you back to the closet.
Yu-Gi: Sorry. What's your name?
Uh..... Presea (It's not like I'll tell him my real name)
Yu-Gi: Presea. Hey, Presea, I don't have anywhere to live, and I was wondering....
Oh, go flush yourself down the toilet.
Yu-Gi: (Ignoring me) Is it alright if I live with you?
You can stay in the corner of my closet and not make a single sound, pretending you don't exist.
Yu-Gi: Really? Oh thank you so much! ZZZZZZzzzzzz!
Starting now.
Yu-Gi: ZZZZZZzzzzzz!
(I chunk Yu-Gi-Oh in my closet) What kind of idiot situation have I got myself into?
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Sow: Oink?
Not too bad, eh? r&r. 5 gets a new chapter. Oh joy.
Summary: Yu-Gi-Oh decides to come live in my closet. Oh joy. Not to mention he is possessed, which you obviously read in the title, otherwise you would not be reading this fanfiction because you are obviously, looking for stupid humor, therefore, I am giving it to you as a way of expressing my opinion about that idiotic show y'all call Yu-Gi-Oh. Enjoy the sow!
Sow: Oink Oink. (That is my pun. Any copying will result in a long, painful burning)
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Rinoa: AAAAAH!
Cerebus: RAAARGh!
Rinoa: Squall! Save me!
Squall: Oh, save yourself.
Rinoa: Squall, you're so brave!
Squall: What?
Cerebus: RAAAARGh!
Squall: Argh! My gunblade!
Rinoa: Don't worry Squall! I'll save you!!!
(Slashes Cerebus)
Rinoa: AAAGH!
Squall: Oh no! He's too strong! I have to use the...
DING DONG!
Fluffbunnies! I was playing with my action figures :( COME IN!
???: Um... may I come in?
Yes! I said you could come in!
???: Well, I don't mean to be intruding....
Well, you're intruding in my playing time.
??? : Oh my gosh, I'm so very sorry :( Sob sob
Quit your crying! What are you here for? Who are you? Get in here!
CRRRREEEEEEAAAAKKK
Yu-Gi-Oh: Um... pardon me....
Are you from the bank?
Yu-Gi: Uh, no ma'am. I'm....
You had better not be a sales person. I don't want anything you're selling. Now then...
Squall: I must use the... SECRET SQUALL PLAN!
Rinoa: THE SECRET SQUALL PLAN?! But it's never been tested! What if...
Yu-Gi: Uh, excuse me.... Do you mind if I stay the night?
WHAT THE WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?!
Yu-Gi: Don't worry about me. I'll just stay in here.
The closet? MY ...closet?
Yu-Gi: Wow! Your room is so pretty! With such beautiful colors,oh! and look at the kitties! Tee hee! I just LOVE kitty cats!
Yeah, whatever.
Squall: I'll be fine Rinoa. Just trust me!
Rinoa: But Squall, What if you get hurt? I don't know what I'd do without you!
Yu-Gi: Oh, what a tragic love! You're so mean to your toys! Their costumes are cute. Did you make them? :)
Exactly what mental institute did you escape from?
Yu-Gi: Well, actually....
Squall: I must go now, Rinoa!
Rinoa: No! Wait! I summon BAHAMUT!
Bahamut: Raaaa!
Yu-Gi: ooo! It's wings are so pretty :)
Will you let me finish playing? We'll get to you later.
Yu-Gi: Alright, if you insist.
Bahamut: (knocks over Cerebus)
Cerebus: RAAARGh!
Bahamut: (Disappears)
Rinoa: Oh Squall are you OK? Speak to me!
Squall: I was supposed to kill him (sob)
Rinoa: Oh, don't be sad Squall! I'm sure there'll be another monster.....
Like... THIS? ROOOOAAAAR! (Drops toys in toy chest) I'm done playing. What was it you wanted?
Yu-Gi: I was just commenting on how pretty everything in here is. Ooo! Is that your computer?
Yes, that would be mine. No--- don't look in that folder! That's personal information!
Yu-Gi: August 12, 2000. Dear Diary, I---
(I push the power button on my PC) (sighs) Just - just don't touch anything, OK?
Yu-Gi: OK. HEY! Playhouses!
No! Those are my little tiny room thingies!
Yu-Gi: Tiny things are so cute, don't you agree?
Why yes, Yu-Gi-Oh. I do. Big things are such a pain, huh?
Yu-Gi: Yeah.
Like your mouth.
Yu-Gi: Yeah! :)
........ Go away.
Yu-Gi: Excuse me?
Get out of my house. You're not welcome. You're a guy, right?
Yu-Gi: Yes.
A man?
Yu-Gi: Yeah!
And you like pretty things and cute things?
Yu-Gi: Uh-Huh!
And I like fire, humorous tragic love, stupid humor, fire, martial arts, and anything that burns?
Yu-Gi: Wow! I'm so glad we're getting to know each other! Hey! We can be room-mates, like you have at colleges! Ooo this is going to be so fun!Tee hee hee!
No. You can't seem to get this through your thick skull. You will not be staying here, we will not be room-mates, and this is not going to be fun.
Yu-Gi: Yes it is! I know the best way to have fun!
How?
Yu-Gi: TEA PARTIES! We can use your stuffed animals to be the guests and...
I'd rather go play with BARBIES than do that.
Yu-Gi: That's another great way to play!
-.-* That was sarcastic, Yu-Gi.
Yu-Gi: Oh please oh please oh PLEEEEEEEAAAAAASE?!
(time passes)
Barbie: Ken! I'm home! Tee hee! Ken: Barbie! Run for your life! There's a wild monster and it's going to eat you!
Yu-Gi: That's not how we're supposed to play!
Hey, this was YOUR idea...
Yu-Gi: Actually it was yours.
Good. So if I want a wild monster to eat Barbie...?
Yu-Gi: (sigh) a wild monster will eat Barbie.... but can it be pretty?
Fine. (Grabs a giant Sailor Moon cat sphere) Beep Beep!
Barbie: EEEK! Ken, save me!
Hold on a second. I'm a girl. You're a boy. You're playing with Barbie and I'm playing with Ken?
Yu-Gi: (holds up Barbie) She's hot, huh?
-.-* Let's find a new game, like cards. Do you play the Poke`mon Card Game?
Yu-Gi: But that's so... so... Violent!
So what? You play with monster cards all the time.
Yu-Gi: Only pretty monsters! :) Now, about that tea party
.... that would take WAY too much time out of my life.
Yu-Gi: I'm hungry.
Great! I'll order pizza!
Yu-Gi: But I brought crumpets and tea to share :)
(time passes)
Yu-Gi: I'm stuffed.
You only ate three bites!
Yu-Gi: But I don't want to get FAT!
Guys aren't supposed to care about weight!
Yu-Gi: Well I do. Do you have a problem?
Yes. You smell like and old moldy hog!
Yu-Gi: Sob sob! I must go take a shower! It'll only be a minute!
(Three hours later)
Yu-Gi: Hi! I'm back!
Rinoa: Wow Squall! You got an invitation from the king?
Squall: It's to Princess Garnet's 17th birthday! And it says I can bring a friend!
Rinoa: Who are you gonna bring?!
Squall: I'll bring.... CLOUD STRIFE!
Yu-Gi: Sorry I took so long. The Red, yellow, and black hair dye washed out so I had to scrub it back in.
Yeah yeah great. Well, it's 9:00. I'm going to bed.
Yu-Gi: I have a better Idea! Let's stay up and swap silly stories! Tee hee!
NO! I will NOT swap stories with you! Now just --- just get in the closet!
Yu-Gi: Ok.
(cricket cricket)
Yu-Gi: I'm scared.
Of what?
Yu-Gi: Of the dark, and I brought this night-light but there's no electric plug!
Sigh.... Here, come sleep on the floor over here.
(cricket cricket)
Yu-Gi: Do you think dreams come true?
No.
Yu-Gi: Really? Because today was like a dream come true. It was alot of fun.
Yeah, blah blah blah. If you don't shut up I'll send you back to the closet.
Yu-Gi: Sorry. What's your name?
Uh..... Presea (It's not like I'll tell him my real name)
Yu-Gi: Presea. Hey, Presea, I don't have anywhere to live, and I was wondering....
Oh, go flush yourself down the toilet.
Yu-Gi: (Ignoring me) Is it alright if I live with you?
You can stay in the corner of my closet and not make a single sound, pretending you don't exist.
Yu-Gi: Really? Oh thank you so much! ZZZZZZzzzzzz!
Starting now.
Yu-Gi: ZZZZZZzzzzzz!
(I chunk Yu-Gi-Oh in my closet) What kind of idiot situation have I got myself into?
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Sow: Oink?
Not too bad, eh? r&r. 5 gets a new chapter. Oh joy.