The boxes arrived in the post on a Monday morning for all of the Avengers. Inside each box was a brand new smart phone, the latest model, and a note.
Avengers,
As of late we've been having some difficulty with communication between each other, as you all know. We tried using the batsignal technique which almost got us sued. We tried using radio but Loki just kept intercepting the signal and doing a very poor imitation of me which all of you SOMEHOW managed to believe. I've come to the conclusion that the quickest way to connect to all of you quickly is to provide you each with your own mobile devices. These are STRICTLY for work use only, if I hear of any funny cat pictures being sent around I will put a parental lock on all of them.
Fury
THOR - STARK I HAVE WON A MILLION OF YOUR MIDGARDIAN DOLLARS
TONY - Thor
THOR - ALL I MUST DO IS PROVIDE MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION. AS I DO NOT HAVE A CREDIT CARD I SHALL USE YOURS
TONY - THOR NO
-STEVE - ;0
STEVE - ;9
STEVE - #%*&%
TONY - ?
STEVE - how do i do the smiley face?
CLINT - tasha im out of toilet paper
NATASHA - omfg clint what do you want me to do about it
CLINT - bring me more
NATASHA - im kinda busy the heel of my shoe is in the mouth of a british spy
CLINT - what do I do then?
NATASHA - idk ask someone else
LOKI - you
LOKI - 8=D
LOKI - me
LOKI - 8======D
TONY - firstly how did you get this number
TONY - secondly that's real mature
TONY - thirdly im more 8==================D
CLINT - bruce im out of toilet paper
BRUCE - gfgrjjshnFDHFfdgH43745
CLINT - ?
BRUCE - RF76uhgj4
CLINT - your fingers are too big for the keys aren't they?
BRUCE - 896Hgf7bv# gh
THOR - LOKI
LOKI - gtfo thor
THOR - WHAT IS THIS GTFO, IS IT A TRADITIONAL MIDGARDIAN GREETING?
LOKI - ….
LOKI - yes
STEVE - bruce do you want me to buy you anything at the supermarket?
BRUCE - ';94(6^%dfgDSREGcsd
STEVE - you know what ill just call you
CLINT - tony im out of toilet paper
TONY - too bad
CLINT - could you bring me some
TONY - I can't im out
CLINT - no youre not I can hear you doing karaoke
TONY - no you cant because im out
CLINT - I just heard you open your front door
TONY - no you didn't
CLINT - now you're running down the driveway I can hear you
CLINT - thor im out of toilet paper
THOR - GTFO
CLINT - whoa sorry
THOR - ARE YOU NOT GOING TO SAY GTFO TO ME TOO?
CLINT - im thinking about it