This story is based on a fanart request to a friend of mine on Tumblr! basically Antvenom looking up a maid-dressed CaptainSparklez. so now to start this story from the beginning. How did Sparklez lose his captain title EXACTLY? HOW did he get the prince's ATTENTION?! let's rewind the story shall we? because i made the mistake of putting a summary that wont even exist in this story. Now back all those weeks ago to the start of it all. (DON'T HATE I HAVEN'T WRITTEN SHIPPING STUFF SINCE NARUTO FIRST AIRED IN THE US!)
any writing you see in ( )'s will be my own commentary. i like to comment on what I'm reading.
It was a cool summer's night in the land of Minecraftia. A powerful kingdom, Minecraftia, with a reclusive and powerful king leading his people the best he can with a care free son for their prince. The people of this world not only held respect for their rulers but also for a small group of heroic minecrafters who lived in the royal city. The Prince was close friends with the leader of this small group, dubbed Team Crafted, and would usually help them on small quests. His biggest help was their victory in a long going war against barbarian outsiders dressed in Cow Skins. Now Team Crafted wasn't the only well known group in Minecraftia.
The King's Armada was another group that was not only respected but feared by many enemy countries. Now's where the focus of the story comes into play. The leader of the Armada, the captain of it all if you will, was none other than CaptainSparklez. He was a talented, smart, and rather cute minecrafter who's captured the attention of many men and women but he's never noticed. anyway continuing from the start!
On a cool summer's night the head ship of the Armada was slowly pulling into port. it's giant sails being pulled down, anchor being dropped, and it's cargo unloaded for the night. The captain of the ship, Sparklez of course, was the last to leave the mighty vessel. His crimson sunglasses rested atop his head as he turned to admire his ship before heading into the city to meet with his friends. A faint smile spread over his tan face as a familiar gold-decorated house came into view.
'I can hear Adam's screaming from the docks.' The captain thought with a groan. 'I just hope they don't finish all the drinks before i get there. I've been waiting 2 weeks for this.' Spurred on by the thought of a "welcome home" party Sparklez jogged up to the door and knocked as loud as he could. Sure enough it creaked open revealing one of Team Crafted's familiar members.
"HEY JORDAN!" A loud enthusiastic voice erupted from the minecrafter. The man had sunglasses tied to his head and a shiny amethyst amulet around his neck, similar to the prince but the gold wasn't engraved by the royal crest. He grinned wildly and threw his arms around his captain friend. "welcome back man!" The captain just laughed and hugged his friend, named Sky, back. "cmon in! we've been keeping the food safe but i don't know how much longer it'll last."
With a nod and a relieved sigh Sparklez stepped inside and was greeted by all of Team Crafted, and a few friends who were just invited to make things more interesting. The smile on the captain's face just continued to grow as the party went along. He told the story of his venture, warding off enemy navy's from the king's seaside farmlands, and how his 1st mate fell overboard because he thought he saw a mermaid. His stories were soon interrupted by one of the minecrafters charging into the room with a large crate in his arms.
"Drink time! I found the wine we've been saving! let's have a little FUN!" The minecrafter set the crate down and was instantly swarmed by the party goers. Sparklez was a little hesitant at first but soon he was joining in the drinking.
"sssso what now?" Sky slurred after his 3rd bottle. The captain, having been on his 2nd bottle and already as wasted as his friend, piped up. "Why don't we do ssssome parkool? par…park-parkool?" He shook his head a little unable to remember the correct word (I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW IT'S PROPERLY SPELLED SO MEH!). A sly grin suddenly formed on the Butter-loving minecrafter's face. "l-let'ssss make this iiiiinteresting…" His flushed face leaned closer to his captain friend. "i-i-if one of us gets to the top of Sprinter's Twist…..the otherrrr hasss to drop their leadership rightssss and dress up as a servant~!"
The captain thought, well not really THOUGHT more of skipped all the warning lights in his head, it through and nodded. "he looooooser has to dress as a servant until," he hiccuped a little, "until they confess a secret or they win another challenge set by someone elssssse." Tapping his chin thoughtfully Sky eventually agreed.
It didn't take long for the drunken fools to reach a section of the city dubbed "jump park". The parkour was known to be difficult, rage inducing, and down right embarrassing. Sky turned to his friend, a smug grin on his flushed face, before pointing to the first checkpoint. "Bet you can't get to the sssssixth JUMP!" He hiccuped near the end. Sparklez' just ignored his comment and pulled his cape off his shoulders, Sky doing the same, before heading to the start.
A quick game of rock paper scissors later Sky started his jumps. Whoever got the farthest won…he got to the fourth jump and fell into the mud. The captain couldn't help but laugh at his commander friend. Not only did he embarrass himself by falling into mud but he also made a short distance. Once he calmed, barely, the captain started his but unfortunately for him the sudden rush of movement made him slip off the first jump and fall to the ground with his head in his hands. BOY was he going to be sick. It didn't help that Sky was shrieking with laughter at his own victory.
"YES! I WIN! Jordan may i have your sunglasses, jacket, and cape pleasssssse?" The commander slurred as he stood over his ill friend. A low growl came from Sparklez' throat as he sat up, slowly, and began to remove the items that entitled him to being the King's Armada captain. Once the items were given to Sky he began his shrieking again and danced around happily. "I win~! I win~! Woohoo~!" He cheered only to be interrupted by a loud purging noise come from the ex-captain. Sadly the squid-slayer threw up at that sound as well. The two soon supported each other on their way back to Sky's place for some well earned rest. There will be talk of the loser's "reward" when their heads stopped spinning.