Why doesn't Ron confess his everlasting love for Hermione?
He does not know.
He thinks the evil spiders of doom will eat him…
He is right.
If the evil spiders of doom eat him who will there be to glare at Krum.
And, if Krum does not get glared at he will date Hermione. AHHHHHHHHHHH
If Krum dates Hermione then he, Ron can not.
but if Ron dates Hermione then he may confess his love for her
AND THE EVIL SPIDERS OF DOOM WILL EAT HIM!
This said Ron tells Hermione he loves her, they get married and Ron gets eaten by a maniacal spider of destruction
The end!